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[foolish_sagacity]

It's a tough choice...but I'd probably go with Sten's final line of the entire game.



Sten: "I was told there would be cake. I do not see any cake. The cake is a lie."



I always loved that this strict Qun warrior has such a sweet tooth.

[embrace eternity]

Shianni: "Andraste's ass!"

[PsychoMunkys]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Most of my favorite lines are responses. My favorite *single* line of dialogue thus far is: "And we could go shopping for shoes, Morrigan. Shoes!"

that dioulge just killed me that should have been the epilouge , leilana and morigan whent on a shoping spree the end

[DragonRageGT]

PsychoMunkys wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Most of my favorite lines are responses. My favorite *single* line of dialogue thus far is: "And we could go shopping for shoes, Morrigan. Shoes!"

that dioulge just killed me that should have been the epilouge , leilana and morigan whent on a shoping spree the end

I've got those in case ppl want to watch them again... now playlisted for an easier browsing of the 15 volumes of the banter series... there's also the shoes for Shale one and my all time favourite... the "softie" thing sequences! (at the end of the 12th and the last one in the Epilogue... just saying so one doesn't need to watch them all to find those)

[ct1615]

"I like this plan!" - Morrigan



after you tell the lady of the forest and her werewolves you want to attack the danish

[Randy1012]

I just ran past the Orzammar Crier after making Bhelen king, and about died laughing at what he just said...

"News of the hour: Lord Harrowmont thrown in prison, awaiting execution. Epic fail!"

[SnakeStrike8]

Nokturnal Lex wrote...

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

Anyone guess where that line is from?

"The Cake is a lie" i've heard that before i just couldn't put my finger on where... so remind me lol

Yea and I totally LoL'd at "Wanna share my fist with your face?"

A good one also

"Golem toss Oghren as far as you can"

"Hey, there'll be no dwarf tossing!"

And..

"Nan's head exploded and my hound ate the kitchen staff"

Endgame, after you finish talking to Sten in the post-coronation. Speak to him again and he'll give you the line.

[Wompoo]

"Oghren" Oh don't mind me, I like to watch. (on;y because I like the shaved monkey)

and

"Dog" Grrrrrrrrrr

Modifié par Wompoo, 16 décembre 2009 - 02:31 .

[ozenglish]

Death to all Pidgeons

[DarkNova50]

Roughly paraphrased, but you get the idea...



Wynne: Alistair, stop scratching at that wound!

Alistair: But it's itchy...and it's distracting...what if I just rub it through the bandage? That's not scratching it, right?

Wynne: If that wound opens up, I'm not healing it again. And if it gets infected, you'll have nobody to blame but yourself!

Alistair: Right, maybe I'll just leave it alone then...

[ozenglish]

B33ker wrote...

I got screenshots of some of this conversation in Lothering, wish I had gotten them all but didn't realize where this banter was going when it started.  I think the opening line had Alistair asking Morrigan about her and I or something.

Morrigan - "If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours Alistair, you'll be the first to know.

Alistair - "That...was so not what I meant"

Morrigan - "Perhaps we should go and tell him together about your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely."

Alistair - "Uh-huh. I think we're done here"

Morrigan - "Done before you started, in fact."

I nearly fell off the couch laughing when I heard that one.

[Tirigon]

Casteless dwarf origin as female.

Leske: You just want the majesty of Leske for yourself, you shameless hussy

PC: When I saw that ... "majesty" of you, the scepter was a little soft.

Leske: Ah, I wish you had forgotten that.

[Duck and Cover]

found quite a few funny lines today I haven't seen before.



The dog option to fight Loghain is a great one.



If you keep Zathrian I like the option when he asks you what you intend to do about the archdemon. My response "kill it". His response is pretty funny.



And I chose to have Lelianna (my romantic interest) lead the party at the gates while I go find the archdemon. Her response "I will?- I mean I will". Funnier when she says it.

[Thor Rand Al]

Finding the Sacred Ashes with Shale, Sten n Zevran :

Shale: What an odd thing to do with the honored dead... to store it in a pot. Bizarre

Sten: Congratulations. You found a waste-bin.

Zevran: Nice vase. I should get one for my house.





Convo between Leliana n Zevran

Zevran: So I imagine it has been some time for you, Leliana.

Leliana: Some time for me? I do not know what you mean.

Zev: Some time since you last knocked boots, shall we say? You did just come from the cloistered life, no?

Lel: Of course it has been some time. There are more important things in life than "knocking boots," Zevran.

Zev: Oh, I'll not argue that. I simply mean that the body has urges, urges given to use by the maker. Yours must be... considerable. After all that time.

Lel: That is a very personal question.

Zev; I mean no offense. I simply offer my services should you ever feel the need for... release.

Lel: Thats very kind of you. Perhaps I should speak to the Grey Warden for advice on whether or not I should accept your offer?

Zev: (Sigh) Adventure has changed you, Leliana.

[OneBadAssMother]

Shale: Order me do to something.

PC: What? Why?

Shale: Oh come on, it would be fun.

PC: Ok, attack Alistair

Alistair: HEY!!



Delivery was priceless xD

[Aedan_Cousland]

embrace eternity wrote...

Shianni: "Andraste's ass!"

My favorite line invoking Andraste is the one where Wynne is teasing Alistair by pretending to explain the Birds & the Bees, and Alistair exclaims, "ANDRASTE"S FLAMING SWORD! I know where babies come from." The delivery is priceless.

Modifié par Aedan_Cousland, 16 décembre 2009 - 10:40 .

[Nathair Nimheil]

"I swear I'm the bravest one here, and I'm a woman."

Now if I can just find out who the mouth breather that penned that particular gem of misogyny was...

[sleepy__head]

"Questions, questions. Go ahead, I'm all horns." ... oh wait, wrong game.



My favorite : "The cake is a lie"

[MOTpoetryION]

when alister is giving his thoughts on the other group members
me :   you and morrigan just dont like each other
allister :   ya shes just a b**ch

Modifié par MOTpoetryION, 17 décembre 2009 - 02:04 .

[interesting03]

I found this line, just a few minutes ago. Heh, Bhelen has the greatest lines.

Regarding the player killing Trian: Please it's not like you were hard to convince. "imitates character" "Oh dear he may try to kill me. Oops, can't let that happen, i'll have to get him first".

It's the way he delivers them  which makes it so successful.

Duck and Cover wrote...
If you keep Zathrian I like the
option when he asks you what you intend to do about the archdemon. My
response "kill it". His response is pretty funny.

Zathrian: I haven't any idea what we will do once we encounter it, do you have a plan?
PC: The plan is to kill it
Zathrian: I see......You're brilliant!

Modifié par interesting03, 18 décembre 2009 - 09:05 .

[Sabriana]

Nathair Nimheil wrote...

"I swear I'm the bravest one here, and I'm a woman."

Now if I can just find out who the mouth breather that penned that particular gem of misogyny was...

Let me know when you find him. I hope it's a him, I truly do. Otherwise it would be treason.

Perhaps someone will open a thread "The lines you hated most".

One of my favorites: "We are ridiculously awesome." - Zevran blurb

Modifié par Sabriana, 18 décembre 2009 - 09:07 .

[nos_astra]

Just had that yesterday and could not resist being mean.

Alistair: You know, I've been thinking...
PC: Such a rare event is worth informing me of, sure.
Alistair: Oh, ho, ho, ho. Funny, I'm sure. Just listen for a minute.

And no disapproval? What the hell?

Modifié par klarabella, 18 décembre 2009 - 10:24 .

[PhoenixBlacke]

When Morrigan is asking Sten about his ppl and idk if I can discuss it, but "adult related activities" Sten says something about, with his ppl it's deadly or something. Morrigan says shes really intrigued now..lmao.

[Lughsan35]

Nathair Nimheil wrote...

"I swear I'm the bravest one here, and I'm a woman."

Now if I can just find out who the mouth breather that penned that particular gem of misogyny was...

Why so you can compliment them on their brilliance? Its a perfectly SNIDE cut at the two little wimps....

[berelinde]

If you're in a romance with Alistair and you have waited long enough to go to Redcliffe for Alistair to have an approval towards the top of "interested," and he tells you about his father.



He finishes up by saying something like "Anyway, just think of me as a nobody lucky enough not to die at Ostragar." My PC, being ever supportive, replies "That isn't really what you think." To which he replies "No. I'm just glad to have survived with you."



The voice acting on that line was just perfect.