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[Verhalas]

Not even a line but when you get Shale and are leaving the village he is in..



Stops as group is walking out, looks at the chicken on the ground, *camera pans to rest of group* WHAAMMMM, Shale looks up at the group with one bloody fist and a smear where the chicken used to be and SHRUGS



I laughed my butt off

[WildstarGoethe]

So far, the funniest dialogue I've seen is Allistair: "In private we have these yellow and purple tunics, right? Much more comfortable, and you don't break the beds when you jump on them during a pillow fight".

[IAmTheRad]

Dog/Sten interaction in the camp.



"You are a worth warrior indeed"

"(Happy Bark)*



Or almost anything Shale says. I took him just for his witty banter. Not to mention it's awesome having a big rock thing on my side. And threatening to break the bones of a templar.

[Templ]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Is it the 'sword of truthness' line? 

Heh, no. Feargus to Oren: "Don't worry, son. You'll see a sword up close real soon, I promise."

Ha ha, very funy. You really are an evil man.

[Narial]

He tripped and fell into a vat of elderberry wine for the feast, and drowned. We were six days drying him out for his cremation...he looked like a pickeled egg! So Tragic...







i wont tell you where THAT gem is from, but i was laughing for quite a while

[Narial]

He tripped and fell into the vat of elderberry wine for the feast, and drowned. We were six days drying him out for his cremation...he looked like a pickled egg. So Tragic...

[Anzer]

Anything Leliana says, really. Damn, her accent is so hot! <3

[gam3rguy5565]

Lelianna to Shale: "I'm sure deep down inside, there is a person in you"



Shale: "If there is it's because I ate him"

[Crey12]

just heard this one now and it was awesome;

Sten; here take these cookies, im ready to part with them if it get's us past this fool.

Templar; OOH cookies!

[th3warr1or]

"It's MINE." - Sten to Faryn, in response to why Faryn should give him his sword back.

[Naelven]

Not really a line perse, but I loved the homage to Minsc on one of the "Loading Screen tips":



"When in doubt... GO FOR THE EYES!"

[Felene]

Isaantia wrote...

Jakia wrote...

As of right now:

(roughly paraphrased)

Alistair: You are like this beautiful rose, a thing of beauty amongst all the dark and evil things of the world.
PC: Oh Alistair, I don't know what to say...
Alistair: Right. Now that the awkward emotional part is done, can we get to the naked steamy bits?
PC: ...And you were doing so well.

I like it better when you call his bluff and tell him to get our of his armor. So funny.

That entire line is classic. My choice is different then yours though.

Alistair:"Do you know what this is?"
PC:"Your new weapon of choice?"
Alistair:"(Forgot what he said, but its about using flower defeat darkspawn and overpower them with flower scent)"
[Skip]
Alistair:" Right. Now that the awkward emotional part is done, can we get to the naked steamy bits?"
PC:"Not a chance."
Alistair:"(Forgot what he said, but its about distarcting PC's focus by talking about the weather.)"

[Riot Inducer]

I'm loving the dialogue in this game tons of funny stuff, Alistair has some of the best nonsensical random comments but even the item descriptions have some funny ones.



The description for the acorn you have to get for the Elder Oak (think that was his name) is great; "This is a massive acorn about the size of a human skull. The sight of it would probably cause a squirrel to die of sheer joy."

[DarkLordDaishi]

"Ah, that impish smile of yours, Leliana, you little minx, it just gives away." -Zevran


"I can't let you do this. N-Not without me ...uh keeping an eye on you both." -Leliana

that whole convo w/ Leliana/Zevran/Isabela

Modifié par DarkLordDaishi, 07 novembre 2009 - 10:50 .

[Cork85]

oh man i just got Oghren i loled at just about anything he says, unfortunatly i can't remember exact lines (damn my terrible memory). I also loled at Zevran commenting on Wynnes chest

[KnightofPhoenix]

Oghren: "By the ****** of my ancestors!" (makes me lmao everytime).



And Morrigan Sten convos are hilarious as well.

And when Leliana was telling Morrigan about how to dress up, Morrigan: "stop staring at my breasts like that, it's disturbing" lol

[250poundbeefcake]

Lelianna to your character - "The stars are out tonight"



One of the choices you can pick - "So? Go help finish fixing dinner with Alistair."

[Gilead26]

Let's show them our hearts and then show them theirs -Oghren on my first time through that line was so incredibly epic.

[Trelow-LMG]

Skills99 wrote...

Leaving Shale's Village
Chicken : Cluck
Shale : *Stomp*
*Party Looks* *Dead chicken*
Shale : *shrug*

Oh goodness, I loved that to bits. Nearly every cutaway and dialogue is wonderful.

[HellfireNova]

I heard this from one of the dwarf criers:

Breaking news: Lord Bhelen attacks Assembly and is ignominiously slain! Epic fail!

[Wissenschaft]

David Gaider wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Is it the 'sword of truthness' line? 

Heh, no. Feargus to Oren: "Don't worry, son. You'll see a sword up close real soon, I promise."

LOL. That was horrible when I saw it. You are an evil EVIL man. 

[Hizuka]

Narial wrote...

He tripped and fell into the vat of elderberry wine for the feast, and drowned. We were six days drying him out for his cremation...he looked like a pickled egg. So Tragic...

Unsurprisingly, one of the writers is a David Eddings fan.

I winced at the son being told he'd see a sword up close, as well, but my favorite has got to be the comment from the cryer about an epic fail.

[BW_Lee]

Anything Oghren says to the female members of your party.

[lightmaat]

I agree Hizuka, I've actually got a dedicated save for that one XD

[Mystranna Kelteel]

The lines that brought me the most pleasure was the interaction between Leliana and Sten about her catching him picking flowers, him claiming they were medicinal, and then Leliana calling him a big softy in the cutest voice.