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[Tartine au Beurre]

The Hermit in the forest quotes Monty Python.



What.. is your name?



Whit the same pause and intonation.

[SinYang]

"Melora is long past gone" by random dalish.

Lol, after dealing with Melora the Dalish guard that attacks the party in a random encounter, for stealing from wounded dalish in the forest...
Very long past gone

Any Shale vs Morrigan is also funny,  "I'll crush its bird-like head"

Modifié par SinYang, 25 décembre 2009 - 10:50 .

[ToJKa1]

Thor Rand Al wrote...
Convo between Leliana n Zevran
Zevran: So I imagine it has been some time for you, Leliana.
Leliana: Some time for me? I do not know what you mean.
Zev: Some time since you last knocked boots, shall we say? You did just come from the cloistered life, no?
Lel: Of course it has been some time. There are more important things in life than "knocking boots," Zevran.
Zev: Oh, I'll not argue that. I simply mean that the body has urges, urges given to use by the maker. Yours must be... considerable. After all that time.
Lel: That is a very personal question.
Zev; I mean no offense. I simply offer my services should you ever feel the need for... release.
Lel: Thats very kind of you. Perhaps I should speak to the Grey Warden for advice on whether or not I should accept your offer?
Zev: (Sigh) Adventure has changed you, Leliana.

I had that yesterday, but the last lines were different:

Leliana: Well, if all other men in Thedas die, you might even have a change.
Zev: Aha, progress!

[Lucy Glitter]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Zevran (to Shale): Here, take that templar fellow. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to *hop borders* is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.

Alistair (not quite understanding what was just said): A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden!

Now where might I hear this?

[loudenkl]

I had a couple in the quest for the Urn. The first one was Bother Genitivi.

When you are talking to him about traps in the temple, his replies

"no one wants to hear willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder"

[might not be the exact wording]



The other one was from Sten.

When you finally reach the urn, Sten comment

"Congratulations, you found a waste bin"

[AngryFrozenWater]

If you surrender after rescuing the Queen, you will be sent to prison. You can select which party members will come to your rescue. A very funny combination is Leliana and Dog. Too many funny lines in there to post here.

Edit: Another great combination: Wynne and Morrigan as Chantry sisters.

Modifié par AngryFrozenWater, 25 décembre 2009 - 12:26 .

[Tamyn]

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...

Zevran (to Shale): Here, take that templar fellow. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to *hop borders* is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.

Alistair (not quite understanding what was just said): A challenge? I'd happily hop borders, given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Ferelden!

Now where might I hear this?

I've never heard it either Lucy. Does it only show up if you're a male PC? Zevran never has a problem hitting on Leliana even when my PC's already in a relationship with him, but I've never seen him flirt with Alistair.

[shrinked]

oghren: that sodding dog stole my pants, well i dont need them

PC: oghren, you got your pants on

oghren: sodding dog, i'll kill him

PC: are you alright?

oghren falls to the ground drunk



dog when you first take him to denerim finds a kid,



dog: happy bark

PC: what? where did you get it?

child: puppy!

dog: happy bark

PC: no you cant keep it

dog: whine



oghren: shave my back and call me an elf!

[ozsras]

After Ostagar when you find out Flemeth saved you and Alistair and after Morrigan joins your group, don't leave talk to Flemeth some more.



PC: So what will you do when we leave?

Flemeth: Hopefully get some peace for a change.

Morrigan: I hear the peace of the grave is eternal. (it's the way CB says that line, I lose it every.single.time.)

[TMZuk]

Ther are so many... but:



Alistair: Some kind of thieving witch.... log!



Morrigan: How elonguent.



Morrigan and Alistair exchanges always cracks me up.

[Esternogligen]

* Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?

* Sten: Yes.

* Morrigan: I... what did you say?

* Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

* Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?

* Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.

* Morrigan: Nuzzle?

* Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.

* Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.

* Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...

* Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

[Koremark]

Oghren : Will you going to toss yourself at the boss ?



Wynne : Pardon ? too young the both of them ..



Wynne : Why do you ask ?



Oghren : Cause every female in camp is throwing themselves at him Feet first...

[Gradlein]

PC to Alistair: "So you're a virgin! And you're how old?"

[Statulos]

Probably my fave is the one you get when asking Oghren about how to become a berserk. He starts really philosophical and then you get down to what really counts: you get mad, you fly into the battle and things die.

Also, another fave is the very first conversation with Sten, particularly when you ask him about redemption: "death will be my atonement".

Modifié par Statulos, 25 décembre 2009 - 07:20 .

[Tirigon]

Lelianna, when she talks about her bedroll and you say you will stay up to write in your diary:

You could come in my tent. I could help you what to write, for example: Dear diary, Lelianna showed much affection to me, even asked me to go to bed with her, but alas, subtlety is lost with me.

[Thor Rand Al]

Orzammar Crier:

News of the hour: Lord Harromont victorious! Lord Bhelen pathetic and dead! A good day for Orzammar.

[Raethowyrr]

Nokturnal Lex wrote...

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Sten: Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

Anyone guess where that line is from?

"The Cake is a lie" i've heard that before i just couldn't put my finger on where... so remind me lol

"The Cake is a lie" originates from the game 'Portal' - An awesome game but not as epically awesome as DA:O. Although the line seems to be everywhere on the interwebs now.

One of my favourite lines is Alistair's:
"You and Duncan have a meeting with the King
you better not be late
or else he'll cry
and then you'll be sad"

I think it just stuck with me because it was right at the beginning when I still expected everyone to be all serious - don't know why I expected that!

[Namirsolo]

Nathair Nimheil wrote...

"I swear I'm the bravest one here, and I'm a woman."

Now if I can just find out who the mouth breather that penned that particular gem of misogyny was... ../../../images/forum/emoticons/ninja.png

Let me know when you find him. I hope it's a him, I truly do. Otherwise it would be treason.

Perhaps someone will open a thread "The lines you hated most".

I'm a girl and I found these lines hilarious. It's actually a series of lines where you imply that you're the "real man" as the only female there. When you consider that the game is in a medieval setting, it's rather tame.


I found a new good one (during Zevran/Shales discussion about how you could kill a "pretty person".

Zevran: Here. Take that templar fellow- rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoudlers- just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great hero.

Alistair: A Challenge? I'd happily hop borders given the chance. I've never even been close to leaving Fereldan.

Modifié par Namirsolo, 26 décembre 2009 - 09:50 .

[Koremark]

Duncan " I will Drag you Kicking and Screaming to Ostagar " to Dalish Elf orgin story end.

[Zagaro]

I still don't have my parents - Ollie



PC: What about that guy over there with the fancy suit?

"Beggar": I... uh... found it?

Ollie: You're not a real beggar.

"Beggar": All I heard was that free coin was over here... fine



Dwarf PC: Aren't you a little short for a guard?

Anora: Is that supposed to be Irony?



Don't remember exactly how Alistair said it, only heard it once, but him commenting on how when he leads people that everyone but him ends up dead and he's lost and without pants.

[Loki330]

Zagaro wrote...
Don't remember exactly how Alistair said it, only heard it once, but him commenting on how when he leads people that everyone but him ends up dead and he's lost and without pants.

That's from his gossip dialogue. You can ask him why he wants to know and he basically goes "sSo I can usurp powah, ololololz" to which you can go "Okay fine, you're leader if you want." Then he says your line.

[AngryFrozenWater]

The best part in the Deep Roads,,,

First day, they come and catch everyone.
Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat.
Third day, the men are all gnawed on again.
Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate.
Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn.
Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams.
Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew.
Eighth day, we hated as she is violated.
Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin.
Now she does feast, as she's become the beast.

I was totally surprised and loved her voice acting.

Modifié par AngryFrozenWater, 18 janvier 2010 - 10:40 .