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[BlastedLands]

my favorite is when zevran asks shale about being a golem. then shale asks something like "how does it feel being considered an inferior race when compared to others who are just as soft and weak as you?"
zevran: "ah.... fine?"
:happy:

Modifié par Haerja, 19 janvier 2010 - 12:25 .

[Riseikkiu]

Nevin: "Afternoon, stranger. You looking for a stool to share a brew?"

The Warden: "You looking for a fist to share your face?"

[Frantica]

(In the Provings)

Bemot: "You honor me with this match."

Dwarf Noble: "I'll honor you upside the head."

Also, the criers.

Crier: "News of the hour, Harrowmont arrested and thrown into prison awaiting execution. Epic fail."

One last one.

Fort Drakon Guard: "You two don't look like brothers..."

Zevran: "What?! How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? We are twins! Not identical of course, but still twins."

Oghren: "I'm the pretty one." LOLOLOLOLOL

Modifié par Frantica, 19 janvier 2010 - 01:32 .

[LoneStarJedi]

blademaster7 wrote...

My favorite would be a line I got when i was flirting with Morrigan
[...]
Warden: The way you say that... you're evil.
Morrigan: Yes I am. I am evil and I need to be punished.
[...]
The way she says it... amazing .  I <3 Claudia Black.

Damn, I'm on my second Morrigan romance, and never heard that one.  Where/how does that conversation trigger?

[Sandtigress]

Oghren's dialogs crack me up.



Oghren: You saw it! Tell that thing to give it back!

PC: Oh, are you having "Oghren Time" again?

O: Only if by "Oghren Time" you mean...yes. But that dog ruined it when he stole my pants!

O: But I'll show him. I don't need my pants, anyways.

P: Yes, you do. You need your pants.



Makes me laugh every time.

[keesio74]

When romancing Leliana and you are a city-elf male:



(In the alienage and Leliana finds out you were once engaged)



Leliana: Wait?! You were engaged?

[keesio74]

Purdicus wrote...

If Alistair is neutral and you click on him, he says, "Do this, do that." in just the greatest ticked-off tone.

Yes, that and clicking on Morrigan (when also neutral):

"ugh... 'tis you" with a disgusted tone.

Modifié par keesio74, 19 janvier 2010 - 06:19 .

[blademaster7]

LoneStarJedi wrote...

blademaster7 wrote...

My favorite would be a line I got when i was flirting with Morrigan
[...]
Warden: The way you say that... you're evil.
Morrigan: Yes I am. I am evil and I need to be punished.
[...]
The way she says it... amazing .  I <3 Claudia Black.

Damn, I'm on my second Morrigan romance, and never heard that one.  Where/how does that conversation trigger?

You get it if you ask her to join your tent. If you approach her and she asks you  first then it won't show up.(say no if you get the "cold in my tent" dialogue and then ask her to unlock all sorts of flirting lines ). I recommend you create a save so you can go through everything. You can even say you want to hold hands and recite the chant of light together.

-----

I also laughed hard today when I was recruiting Oghren. He asks to join you and you have a line:

"Don't I have enough armed lunatics following me already? "  haha

Modifié par blademaster7, 20 janvier 2010 - 03:53 .

[QuiTamGogh]

Shale:



“Do try not to get eaten by the demon, would you? I know, by some irony, that if it decides to poop it out, it will fall on me.”

[Monica21]

Sandtigress wrote...

Oghren's dialogs crack me up.

Oghren: You saw it! Tell that thing to give it back!
PC: Oh, are you having "Oghren Time" again?
O: Only if by "Oghren Time" you mean...yes. But that dog ruined it when he stole my pants!
O: But I'll show him. I don't need my pants, anyways.
P: Yes, you do. You need your pants.

Makes me laugh every time.

Oghren just makes me laugh. I can't remember exactly what he says, but he's teasing Alistair about his relationship with the PC. He spouts of a string of things to describe the physical nature of the relationship, one of which is "wearing the velvet cap."

Alistair: Are you just making these up?
Oghren: Nope, been savin' em.

I think that's the first time I literally lol'd at the game.

[LOST_PriNcEsS_]

Speaking of Oghren, I like when you're at camp and he's trying to tell you a joke but he keeps laughing before giving the punchline. I laugh everytime.



I also like, "Where can I get some sauce for that rump roast?"

[kessie63]

one of my favourites amongst all the other gems already mentioned is when morrigan is in the circle of magi... we re conversing with the demon with the bewitched templar and she says.....



'apparently you can get your desire and still suffer horribly...tis truly a lesson for all who consider marriage'.....

[Jaulen]

Great lines! I'll have to try other playthroughs and convo options....



I also like the convo between Shale and Alistair when he's asking about Shale sleeping and Shale responds along the lines of "I like watching you all sleep and imagining squishing your heads." Alistair's "I'll never sleep again...."



One of my favorite was said by Oghren (don't recall when) "By Andraste's flaming ******!"



And if you're female and go to the Pearl and pick a male prostitute, the postitute I picked said "Come here my lovely, I'll put such a spring in your step you won't be able to walk tomorrow."



I almost fell off the couch....

[ericsa]

When talking about eating poultry:



Shale: I think I'm going to be sick.



Alistair: Oh! Golem vomit! This I have to see...

[Harelda]

Sten, talking to Lelianna about her time as a lay sister.



"So, you were a houseguest of the Chantry?"

[GmanFresh]

omg in the redcliffe chantry

get the girls brother out of the closet



and ask for a kiss with morrigan and leliana in the party hilarity ensues



Girl: how can i repay you?

Warden: A kiss from a pretty girl would do

*kiss*

leliana *turning red* : How Noble of you.

Morrigan: Oh arent you the hero

Boy: Face palm



leleina disapproves -20

morrigan dissaproves -7

[blademaster7]

GmanFresh wrote...

omg in the redcliffe chantry
get the girls brother out of the closet

and ask for a kiss with morrigan and leliana in the party hilarity ensues

Girl: how can i repay you?
Warden: A kiss from a pretty girl would do
*kiss*
leliana *turning red* : How Noble of you.
Morrigan: Oh arent you the hero
Boy: Face palm

leleina disapproves -20
morrigan dissaproves -7

Haha. Did you romance Leliana? Because I don't remember getting such a high dissaproval.

Also, try Isabela at the pearl. If you romanced Morrigan she gets furious and you aren't allowed to bed Isabela... "I swear to Flemeths beard I'll never touch you again!" or something along those lines. 

[Daewan]

Ogrhen: How about some sauce for that rump roast, darlin'?

Almost forgot, the dwarven male prostitute's lines:
"I keep telling them, no one can resist the dwarf." and
"Best of the vein...."

Modifié par Daewan, 20 janvier 2010 - 08:58 .