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[On_Slaught]

Crawl into a bush and die please.

Modifié par On_Slaught, 10 novembre 2009 - 02:15 .

[slmisfit]

Let's see...

Every Oghren/Wynne interaction, because they're hilarious.

When Wynne tried to talk to Alistair about how babies are made.

When Zevran tried to give Alistair advice about sex.

When Oghren tried to talk with Alistair about legs and what to do with them during sex.

When you talk with Oghren and it sounds like he's trying to admit he loves you, and you can choose "I love you too, Oghren." as a reply. His sort of "aw, shucks" laugh is awesome.

And many more!

[Eislor]

"People voluntarily attack you? What, are they stupid?"



Said by someone who gives you some short quests. I had to stop playing because I was laughing so hard.

[Narosian]

when leiliana is talking about how make morrigan "prettier" and at one point morrigan says something along of lines of "can you stop talking about my breasts?"

Modifié par Narosian, 10 novembre 2009 - 02:31 .

[Mr.Raphelt]

Shale says something along the this line while in camp....Did you hear that? Piegons are near, prepare for battle!



Guess all that time he was a "statue" in the town square.

[internaty inmortelaty]

my own charater agains king belhan: congratulitons,bravo, NOW WHERE ARE MY TROOPS

[smilstina]

Skills99 wrote...

Leaving Shale's Village
Chicken : Cluck
Shale : *Stomp*
*Party Looks* *Dead chicken*
Shale : *shrug*

This is also my favourite (silent)dialogue. So random xD

I also enjoyed the Alistariäs remark when Zevran joined with the party, can't quite remember it's something like "Now we take the assassin with us?! well if we weren't desperate before, this is a sure sign...'
Or something like that. Fun stuff.

[Slainangel52]

Every line from Oghren is pure gold.



I also really liked the section of the sacred ashes line when the guardian reveals the weaknesses/fears of the people with you.

[GmanFresh]

ogrehn discussing masterbation with allistar

[smilstina]

I also like this one:

[*]Alistair: "Let me guess: this is the part where we're shocked to discover how you've never had a friend your whole life?"
[*]Morrigan: "I can be friendly, if I wish. Alas, desiring to be smarter will not ever make one so."

Modifié par smilstina, 10 novembre 2009 - 03:36 .

[Tiger65]

One of my favourites is the line Allistar comes out with just before entering the werewolf lair:



"Werewolf City ... must be flea heaven"



cracked up completely at that.



but the game does have some of the best between fight dialogue ever

[Isaantia]

"My darling Reginald, I burn for you. And because of you. Please use the enclosed tincture if our love is to endure."

[Celevra]

"Havent you ever greased your sword?" Oghren to Alistair.

[Mystranna Kelteel]

Isaantia wrote...

"My darling Reginald, I burn for you. And because of you. Please use the enclosed tincture if our love is to endure."

Some of the love lettes are indeed golden. The one from the butcher is one of the funniest, if not the filthiest.

[schalafi]

At the end of doing the Circle of Magi, Alister declares his devotion while we're standing there both covered in blood. He says "maybe this isn't the best time to bring this up but..."

[Calistrata]

Shale and Alistair together is pure gold.



(not entirerly accurate and probably missing a line or two)

Al:"Admit it! your just worried she likes me more than you!"

Sh:"Bah! dont be redicilous"

Al: "I knew it"



Or shale asking if zevran spreads his fecals on statues being a "Crow"

[Cork85]

Ebassist wrote...

Alistair - All this darkspawn business is making me feel stressed.
Ogrehn - Know what I do to releive stress?
Alistair - Er no?
Ogrehn - I polish my weapon
Alistair - Ewwww, I really didn't need to know that.
Ogrehn - Yep nothing like giving your weapon a good polish under the stars
Alistair - What, you mean like out in the open, where everyone can see you?
Ogrehn - Yup.
Alistair - Thats disgusting!
Ogrehn - Don't tell me you've never given your weapon a good polish with some grease and a cloth.
Alistair - Wait what are you talking about?
Ogrehn - What are you talking about?

I loled

oh wow those lines are awesome i have not heard it yet but just reading it cracked me up.

[Lee_Adama]

If you have a male character romancing Zevran then I highly recommend having him and Shale in a group together. Apparently, golems aren't taught the birds and the bees, and what "couplings" yield reproducing.

[Dragonsword18]

Narosian wrote...

when leiliana is talking about how make morrigan "prettier" and at one point morrigan says something along of lines of "can you stop talking about my breasts?"

yeap  that was the most funniest  and also when u enter lothering  

Alister tell to Morigan about not haveing a friend 

[Creston918]

I love when you take Shale out of your party, and all he says is "PIGEON CR*P!"

[Mesecina]

Today I spent about an hour running back and forth from smithy over the bridge in Redcliffe just for the sake of hearing different combinations of party interactions.

There were way to many jewels to list them all but I found

Zevran/Wynne

Oghren/Wynne

Morrigan/Sten

simply fantastic. Never knew Wynne would be this fun to have around even if she doesn't intend to be

[orionlocke]

I don't remember the exact line but it was Alistair and went something like:

"When I was a boy I got stuck in a cage once, for an entire day....Good times!"

Caught me off guard and had me crackin up!

[Nyaore]

Sten: "Congratulations, you found a waste-bin." <- Or something to that affect when we found the urn containing Andraste's ashes. That and his comment in that previous puzzle chamber really sold me on his character. Well, that and the fact that he's really just a big softie at heart.

Oghren: "I'm the pretty one." <-- When he and Zevran where trying to get you out of prison. Hysterical. Wynne and Morrigan's performance was also top-notch.

Other than that? Anything that Oghren and Wynne say together, or to Alistiar - after you initiate a romance with him. Hearing Wynne give Alistiar 'the talk' had me in near hysterics. I knew she was a bit of a spitfire when she was younger, but damn is she ever impish in her old age! She seemed to take great pleasure in embarassing Alistiar over his relationship with me, and did it in such a way that made me rethink just how 'grandmotherly' she really was.

Modifié par Nyaore, 10 novembre 2009 - 10:26 .

[Red Viking]

Oghren: (Talking about his wife and her lesbian lover) "Just the thought of those two in the dark, intertwined and hugging and...licking each other and...I'm uh, just going to go behind my tent for a bit."



And, of course, anything that comes out of Oghren's mouth when he's stone drunk.

[Taleroth]

There was one banter between Shale and Morrigan. Morrigan threatens to turn into a bird. Shale claims that it doesn't scare her. Morrigan responds with something along the likes "always hovering, just out of reach."



Shale quickly ends that conversation.