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[GhoXen]

Oghren: [Sighs]

Leliana: You are thinking about Branka, aren't you?

Oghren: Branka...?

Leliana: I know you miss her. I've seen you gazing off into the night.. blah blah blah.. you really loved her, didn't you? blah blah blah... I'm sure somewhere deep inside her... blah blah blah.. she loved you as well.(this literally went on for about a minute)

Oghren: Branka is a nug-licker. I sighed because I couldn't hold and farted. It should be about there by now. [Laughs] Silent Killer.

Leliana: [Choking Coughs]

[Staalkbh]

If you bring Oghren to Haven when you free Shale.



"Toss Oghren" or something like that when you need to give her a Command.

Oghren is like.. heeey.



But there really is a ton of gems in this game, its awesome

[Red Viking]

Can't believe I forgot this one:

Leilana: But now it's getting late.  I think I might turn in early...I can't help thinking about how soft and warm my bedroll is.

PC: You don't want to talk to me anymore?

Leliana: Oh, of course I do.  You know I enjoy your company.  But, it's getting a little chilly and I'd prefer to be in my bedroll.

PC: Well, I shal't keep you.

Leliana: You know, it would be nice if you came with me.

PC: What for?

Leliana: So I can show you my collection of pressed flowers, obviously.

PC: I didn't know you collected pressed flowers.

Leliana: (frusterated) I...don't.  Stop pretending you don't know what I want.

PC: I have no idea what's going on.

Leliana: Oh the games you play.  Listen, I want to spend the night with you.  There, I said it.

PC: You want me to come to bed?

Leliana: Oh, now he gets it.

[Narachi]

Loghain: Sound the retreat.



But... what about the king should we not--



Loghain: Do as I command.

[RichardBlackrose]

Bandit:"But aren't them Grey Wardens good? I mean, really good? Good enough to kill a king?"

Bandit Leader: "You have a point. Well,'let's forget about the toll. We'll just leave you to your darkspawn-fighting, king-killing ways."


I think it was the voice actor's delivery as much as the line that had me laughing out loud.

[brasil123]

Morrigan flerting with Sten is one of my favorites...

After Sten accepts to have sex with her and tell her to find a helmet and a hot iron bar...

loooool

[Thomas9321]

"Your're some kind of sneaky. . . witch thief!" - Alistair.

Its a fantastic line, and so amazingly delivered. I do infact have strategically placed save so I can re do that scene - its one of the funniest in the game!

Modifié par Thomas9321, 11 novembre 2009 - 08:09 .

[challenger18]

Morrigan asks her mom if they'll be having dinner with two (PC and Alistair). Flemeth informs her they'll be leaving and Morrigan will be going with them.



Morrigan: Such a shame - WHUT!?



The way she said what made me lol.



A lot of the beginning dialogue is pretty awesome. Character interactions are awesome as well. Lets see, the ones that pop into my mind is the mage origin. When your friend introduces you to the gal he's been dating you have the option to say, "my condolences." In the City Elf origin you can be a complete douche about the whole marriage arrangement. I forgot how it went, but when your cousin introduces his betrothed (I was playing a chick) there was a guy standing next to her. One of the options went something along the lines of I hope that person standing next to you isn't mine. Awwwwkwarrrd



Other snappy options that me and some friends had a good laugh over was when you first start talking to Leliana. You ask what a girl like her was doing in the chantry. It can lead up to her talking about forbidden fruit and you have the option to ask if her fruit is forbidden. She started stumbling over her words.

[RosaAquafire]

"Nothing quite like like a brush with death to make you ...... not like death very much."



The way that line falls completely flat but Alistair cheerfully muscles through it anyway. God, that man, he fills me with lols.



Oh, also, Wynne and Alistair discussing if Alistair had ever had a relationship with Cailan: "Yes, I think we met one time. I said 'Greetings, Your Highness,' and he said 'Ooh, swords!' and ran off to the armoury. We drifted slowly apart, after that, it was very sad."

[behemothdan]

I had some dialogue between Wynne and Alistar in Orzimmar that had me laughing loud enough to wake my wife up. It started off about Alistar's sock in Wynne's bedroll, and Alistar whining about having to mend it trying to get Wynne to do it.



"You wouldn't want me fighting darkspawn with a hole in my shirt. I might catch a cold" in the whiniest little voice. It was awesome.

[SmurfZG]

Sten: "Where's the cake? I was told there would be cake! The cake is a lie."

[K2daE]

Shale - "Hag!"


laughed for about an hour!

[SmurfZG]

:/ double posted

Modifié par SmurfZG, 10 novembre 2009 - 11:58 .

[Aristorum]

The conversation between Alistair and Sten on what Sten did for the twenty days he was caged. Apparently Sten played eye-spy with himself. G was the letter he used most.

[Athnamos]

The Red Oar mercenaries or whatever they called in Denerim. When you click their leader

"We're the Red Oar. Wadda ya lookin' at? I'll plug yer eyes and ****** yer skull!"

[KnightofPhoenix]

Oghren: "By the ****** of my ancestors!".



Sten and Morrigan (not exact words):

Morrigan: "I see you are clam Sten. Thinking about me and you atogether at last?"

Sten: "Yes"

Morrigan: "I...what did you say?"

Sten: "You will need armor. And something to bite on. Are human teeth strong?"

Morrigan: "Are my teeth strong??"

Sten: "Qunari teeth can bite through wood and iron given time. Which reminds, I might try to nuzzle".

Morrigan: "Nuzzle?! Ok, I think we need not go this way"

Sten: "Are you sure? If it satisfies your curiosity..."

Morrigan" Yes, I think it's best if we don't"

lol



Leliana and Sten:

Leliana: "Sten, I saw you you know"

Sten: "Oh?"

Leliana: "I saw you playing with that kitten"

Sten: "There is was no kitten"

Lelina: "Sten, I saw you, you were playing with it"

Sten: "I was helping it train"

Leliana: "Haha, you are a big softie" (in the cutest voice possible)

Sten: "we shall never speak of this again"

Leliana: "Sooftiie"



Alistair and Morrigan:

Alistair: "Yea you are all nice at first, then you will end up sucking the blood out of our cheeks"

Morrigan: "Oh if I end up sucking, you will be the first to know what"

Alistair: "ew, that's so not what I meant" lol



Leliana and Morrigan:

Leliana: "It's good to see that you are in love Morrigan"

Morrigan: "It is not love I feel. But passion. Passion for equals." That line was badass.



Leliana and Morrigan:

Leliana: You are very beautiful"

Morrigan: "tell me something I don't know"

Leliana: "Once this is over, we should find you a nice dress, which doesn't hide your..features"

Morrigan: "Would you stop staring at my breasts...it's disturbing".

Leliana: "Oh and we can get you shoes. Gasp Shoes! We can go shopping together!" lol Leliana is a cutie.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Oh, and when we save Anora. She comes out dressed as a guard.
PC: "Aren't you too short for a guard?"
Anora: Ha ha, very funny"

Star Wars reference ftw lol

[Heererik]

Wynne: And there is joy even in self-sacrifice; if you put others before yourself, then their well-being is yours, and their happiness is your happiness.

PC: Would you hate me if I said you were full of rubbish?

[Terrible One]

"You don't want me to fight darkspawn in a shirt with a hole in it do you? It might get bigger, I might catch a cold"

[SuSuSudio]

In the werewolf temple-



"The Presence beseeches you to fulfill your promise and crush the phylactery, to cast it into oblivion, finally releasing its soul from the nightmare of eternal solitude and imprisonment"



" 'Nahh...' you toss the phylactery into some rubble in the corner"



I laughed my ass off when I did that, it's so pointlessly cruel! Brilliant!

[Majspuffen]

"Oh, you can't keep the archdemon waiting. Hurt its feelings and it might just turn this whole blight around and go home. Nobody wants that" - Oghren.

Although, almost everything Oghren says cracks me up. Love the lil' drunkard.

[WildAce]

the best line "Pigeon Crap!"

[Reiella]

"So I kicked him in the head till he was dead."

[Arkazz]

best line i've found was from a sword you can get from ostogar

Ser Garlen's sword - some where on the field the is a bewildered knight fighting with his dinner fork. pity him

[II Relics II]

Alistair: Somebody's been drinkinggggg.