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[Blue_dodo]

favorite line



pc: so your not only just a basterd but a royal basterd as well ?



alistar: [chuckles) I should use that one more often.



I also love shales intense hatred for birds so I enjoy hearing "pigeon crap" when I deselect him

[tobajas]

One of my favorite lines so far.



Pc: I am a grey warden, in need of aid against the blight



Shale: It refers to the darkspawn. The very creatures that destroyed this village.



Shale: The darkspawn are an evil that mush be destroyed, it's true. Though not as evil as the birds....damnable featherd fiends!

[Seahorses_4ever]

Sten: Dwarf.

Oghren: What?

Sten: Stop Tripping me.

Oghren: ...Stop tripping yourself.

[Seahorses_4ever]

yay forums. 

Modifié par Seahorses_4ever, 11 novembre 2009 - 04:16 .

[cepapoe]

Still love a conversation I had with the dog in Denerim.

Me: Do you see anything boy?

Dog:(happy bark)

(comes back with a boy)



The two responses where:

Me: No, you can't keep him.

Me: You know if he comes with us he has to fight darkspawn right?



Dog: (begging whine)

[kaispan]

Alistair: Bad dreams, huh?
PC: *negative response*
Alistair: It's just you were shouting in your sleep, and not in a good 'this is private' way.

His voice pitches a lot higher at the end... I was pretty much rofl

Morrigan/Dog (some great ones there): "He is just trying to be manipulative. I can tell, I do it too."

Honestly, the voice acting is so great with the main characters that just about anything they say is memorable. ^^

Modifié par kaispan, 11 novembre 2009 - 04:39 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

When Zevran asks you if you come from a gem of a city, you can respond with the following:



Of course. My mother was better than any gem



Also, whenever my PC tried to ask him something, Zevran would say, "All right, but I get to stare at you luridly while you do so." Silly elf.



Though my favorite was after Alistair kisses you and says, "Maker's breath, but you're beautiful." The delivery is perfect and it made me just melt.

[Tagacis]

Oghren: So, With the boss, aye?

Alistair: Pardon?

Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.

Alistair: I don't know--

Oghren: Polishing the footstones.

Alistair: --what you're--

Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.

Alistair: What are you going on about?

Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.

Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?

Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.





And many more. That is just the most recent that had me laughing.

[sypherin]

When Leliana asks to join your party a second time



Alistair: Her plea seems whole-hearted. And even though she seems a little... strange, she does have skill. I vote to let her come along.

You: Alistair, she's one archdemon short from the Blight.

Alistair: Yes but she seems more 'Ooh pretty colors!' than 'Muahaha, I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill.'



Cute and funny

[sypherin]

double post

Modifié par sypherin, 11 novembre 2009 - 07:57 .

[dannythefool]

Sten: "I applaud your attempt to pursue knowledge, irritating as it may be."

[Ekardt]

Its not something funny, but when Loghain shouts "Stand with me, and we shall defeat even the Blight itself!"

He's my favorite character, and I also think he has the best voice acting in the game

[Rhazesx]

Alistair - All this darkspawn business is making me feel stressed.

Ogrehn - Know what I do to releive stress?

Alistair - Er no?

Ogrehn - I polish my weapon

Alistair - Ewwww, I really didn't need to know that.

Ogrehn - Yep nothing like giving your weapon a good polish under the stars

Alistair - What, you mean like out in the open, where everyone can see you?

Ogrehn - Yup.

Alistair - Thats disgusting!

Ogrehn - Don't tell me you've never given your weapon a good polish with some grease and a cloth.

Alistair - Wait what are you talking about?

Ogrehn - What are you talking about?

[Teshronesh]

Oghren: Take the dog they said. He will get you inside they said.

Dog: *bark*

Oghren: I never thought someone would watch my back who licks his own ass. It's true i have seen you doing it!

(Oghren and dog try rescuing you out of FD)

[Bascule42]

Best for me has to be:

"Six bits for tumble. Two silver if you all wanna go at once".- Some dwarf beggar

Modifié par Bascule42, 11 novembre 2009 - 12:50 .

[Heererik]

Sandal: Enchantment?

PC: You're surrounded by darkspawn corpses! What happened here?

Sandal: Enchantment!



<3

[Spuzfinkle]

A lot of the best ones I have heard have already been mentioned in here, but I did hear one between Shale and Alistair that was quite funny I have a horrid memory so I can't quote it lol It began with Alistair asking Shale if she could feel pain at all, Shale was uncertain of the concept of pain so she had Alistair describe to her what it was exactly and because there is really no way to describe it Alistair went into making noises for it instead, high-pitched girlish squeals in fact, which had me dying of laughter, even more so when Shale tried to imitate him by making a lower-pitched sound. Alistair of course told her it sounded more like a bowel movement and they ended the conversation with the decision that Shale didn't feel any pain.

Anything that Oghren comes out with is great lol

Another good one:

Alistair: "He-eey, I like cheese!"
Morrigan: "You would."

Modifié par Spuzfinkle, 11 novembre 2009 - 02:19 .

[Taltherion]

Loading screen: If everything else fails ... go for the eyes!

[FiveEleven]

Morrigan: I will always remember you....my love

[danien.grey]

FiveEleven wrote...

Morrigan: I will always remember you....my love

That Planescape: Torment reference made me feel nostalgic.

[garbageben]

The banter where Leliana decides that Morrigan needs a new dress tthat accentuates her 'features' about made me lose it.

PC - "What happens if the archdemon appears?"
Alistair - "We soil our drawers, that's what!"

Modifié par garbageben, 21 novembre 2009 - 05:49 .

[BlueEyes_Austin]

Morrigan: (to Connor in the Fade): [Dialog choice: "Be Nice"]



"Now shoo. Run away."

[Forwen]

GLORY FOR EVERYONE

[Hongisto]

There's a lot of really awesome conversations and comments in this game, but if I'd have to pick one that cracked me up most was Orphan Ollie's "My mom is especially dead.", shouted from behind the main beggar in Alienage.

[kaispan]

I just found out on my second playthrough if you choose some of the nastier dialogue options for Alistair, he has some awfully funny responses.



PC: Don't be an idiot.

Alistair: Ah, my secret is out. Now at last I can stop pretending! Pardon the drooling.



PC: (insisting you're not afraid of the nightmare)

Alistair: I screamed like a little girl. Duncan thought I had somebody in my room. Not embarassing at all.



He's just so cute. ^^ I can't believe how amazing his voice acting is, really makes the character.