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[Archonsg]

Morrigan to Lelianna : " I do not share."
Lelianna playing the innocent to the hilt : " Share what?"



And I don't know if this counts since its not from any of your companions but ....

Party leaving village with Shale....
Chicken : "Cluck....cluck....
Shale looks at chicken....
*Loud Stomping sound*
Chicken : "Bwaaaaawwwkkkk....!"
Party turns back to look at Shale and see a bloody splatter on the ground, Shale Shrugs.

BEST non dialouge-dialouge.

Modifié par Archonsg, 11 novembre 2009 - 05:14 .

[avenger_teambg]

This was not a favourite line, but i chuckled first when i read a love letter about elfroot and sunflower.

Most of the good lines before that were already spoiled by trailer videos.

[ComTrav]

Wynne to dog:

"Would you like a longer tail? Yes, yes you would, you would love a longer tail, I can tell. Just a wave of the wand and you'll have a longer tail. And maybe you'd like to be a different color? We can mix some red in with that drab gray. Yes, yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Even war dogs want to be pretty sometimes. Pretty dog. You'd love a longer tail, and some color. And ANTLERS. Yes, you'd like that.."



(Dog barks)



Wynne: I underestimated his intelligence.

[kaispan]

Ahhh Dog is awesome... I only got the convo with her and Dog when she was trying to get him to have a bath. Which was also funny. ^^

[Nekator]

Dialog between Morrigan and Shale are nice too.



One example where he calls her "Swamp Witch" and she answers "Oh that´s something new" or so.



The other time, she describes how she could turn into a bird if he doesn´t stop talking, Priceless.

[Bill_Deatherage]

Alistar: But how the memory of this horrible interrogation will haunt me for the rest of my days.

Or at least until lunch. Lunch always makes everything better. Oh look, I have cheese.

[Willow2010]

Well me I have a few... When Wynnes tell Alistair how baby are made...

or when Wynnes tell him that he is looking to the way my PC hips was moving....

When Alistair ask about Zevran to my pc and you ask him if it is jealous and he said just answer my question and you said again you are jealous, and he get angry and ask to help him...

Also, he ask to leilanna why woman like Zevran... too much....

I really think that he have a problem with him....

[arumizy12]

Shale and Wynne



Shale: Elder Mage, may i ask you something.



Wynne: Do you have to refer to me by age.



Shale. Blah Blah, would you rather me refer to you as the no-longer-a-spring-chicken, with sagging bits?

[AustrianAndI]

Oghren - "Well fart me a lullaby..."

[Visenya]

I haven't finished my first playthrough. I'm savouring every bit of it. As for my favourite lines, well, Alistair + Shale really got me few times. Especially their exchange about what pain feels like and how they scream when feeling it. That was epic.



I also expected some references on Mass Effect and finally found one in the Codex. Here it goes:



LOAD LIMIT REACHED

"Mass will have an effect," he says.

As long as it lifts us out, I figure.

Should have specified "within my lifetime".

"Gives us time to talk," he says.

"How's a dwarf get named Shepard?"

Up yer shaft.

"No really, because blah, blah, blah."

Axe answers, but I still hear him.

Drip...ground.

Drip...ground.

Worse than his talking.

Think I'll drop out for some air.



Excerpt: Dwarven Verse in One Volume.

Selection: Load Limit Reached

Anonymous scratching recovered from a cage hoist...eventually.

[RUDAL]

Baravis wrote...

Another good one is a trinket I found on a vendor:

Glamour Charm: This minor magical charm captures the viewers attention and distra-... ooooo, pretty....

Thats good. Im smiling everytime when I see it, but if no one have noticed before, the same thing was in NWN 

[Madlax27]

IAmTheRad wrote...

Female Dwarf Commoner, talking to the dude right outside your house. Tell him about his soft sceptre. Priceless.

Lol I loved this one.

"Oh, I erm..was hoping you wouldn't remember that"

[Mordern]

From the Elven Alienage, if you keep giving the beggars coins:



Elf: "We're all terribly poor and needy."

PC: "What about that one over there in the noble's clothing?"

Noble: "Oh, sorry, I just heard there was free money here."

Elf: "We're all -except the one you so rightly pointed out- terribly poor and needy!"

Ollie: "And my parents are still dead."

Elf: "And Ollie's parents are still dead."

[Madlax27]

Mordern wrote...

From the Elven Alienage, if you keep giving the beggars coins:

Elf: "We're all terribly poor and needy."
PC: "What about that one over there in the noble's clothing?"
Noble: "Oh, sorry, I just heard there was free money here."
Elf: "We're all -except the one you so rightly pointed out- terribly poor and needy!"
Ollie: "And my parents are still dead."
Elf: "And Ollie's parents are still dead."

OH YES!! 

This was the most hilarious one in the game imho.  I can't believe I forgot it even for an instant.  Gradually seeing the beggars gather up and eventually seeing that scene had me laughing for 10 minutes

[Hongisto]

I think the whole beggar/orphan dialogue is so hilarious because they found a perfect voice-actor for Ollie. He's just so brilliant with those one-liners.

[Stalky24]

"Shave my bread and call me elf!" -Oghren



Im using in RL aswell now

[EricHVela]

Yanna01 wrote...

I haven't finished my first playthrough. I'm savouring every bit of it. As for my favourite lines, well, Alistair + Shale really got me few times. Especially their exchange about what pain feels like and how they scream when feeling it. That was epic.

I also expected some references on Mass Effect and finally found one in the Codex. Here it goes:

LOAD LIMIT REACHED
"Mass will have an effect," he says.
As long as it lifts us out, I figure.
Should have specified "within my lifetime".
"Gives us time to talk," he says.
"How's a dwarf get named Shepard?"
Up yer shaft.
"No really, because blah, blah, blah."
Axe answers, but I still hear him.
Drip...ground.
Drip...ground.
Worse than his talking.
Think I'll drop out for some air.

Excerpt: Dwarven Verse in One Volume.
Selection: Load Limit Reached
Anonymous scratching recovered from a cage hoist...eventually.

What? They didn't like the elevator rides in Mass Effect?

(I got tired of them, too, so I have no place to disagree.)

[Madlax27]

If you refuse Leliana at first and later meet her:



Alastair: "She has my vote"



PC: "I think she is one archdemon short of the blight"



Alastair (dramatically acting): "Yes, but she seems more 'Ooh, pretty colors!' rather than 'Muahahah! Princess Stabbity. Kill, kill, kill!'"

[Tankenminnet]

MAJOR OPTIONAL SPOILER YO

What is it Loghain says to his daughter before he dies?

"All daughters are six years old with pigtails and scrubbed knees, Anora", I think? I loved it. 

[Chii]

When you have sex with a prostitute at the Pearl Ogher enters the room: "*Chuckle* Sorry, wrong room."

[scfs123]

Logain - Very well, we shall one on one, will you fight me yourslef or will your champion?



Me - My dog kate shall be my champion!



Eamon - Ah, Warden...No, i'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all ferelden up to your dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. choose someone else.

^- I was sad, but laughed hard.



AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MR EAMON, THAT DOG WAS THE LAST PARTY MEMBER ALIVE FIRING BALLISTAE AT THE ARCHDEMON TO SAVE FERELDA SO NYAH.

[II Relics II]

If you take Oghren to Lake Calenhad for the Circle of Magi this is what he says:



- Woah, that tower is massive

- I mean it is huge it must have been hard to erect

-*giggles* Erect, get it?

-*Sigh* ah forget it...

[Prowler]

RichardBlackrose wrote...

Bandit:"But aren't them Grey Wardens good? I mean, really good? Good enough to kill a king?"

Bandit Leader: "You have a point. Well,'let's forget about the toll. We'll just leave you to your darkspawn-fighting, king-killing ways."


I think it was the voice actor's delivery as much as the line that had me laughing out loud.

I agree, the delivery was perfect.

A favorite of mine that hasn't been mentioned.

After finding Sten:

Morrigan: I suggest releasing him for mercy's sake alone.
Alistair: Mercy? I wouldn't have expected that from you.
Morrigan: I would also suggest Alistair take his place in the cage.
Alistair: Yes, that's what I would have expected.

[Boeresmurf]

when u enter slum house in orzammar, and beatthe cartha thugs:



wow.. stop oke, u beated me , jezz what do they tech u on the surface.. u fight like a wounded archdemon.



text isnt that special, but the voice he says it with.. is just like ...imba



sergeant at denerim marketplace when u beat thugs:

and ppl actually voluntairily assault u, are ppl really that dumb.



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