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[Apophis2412]

SPOILERS!!!!!!!


ASbout Shale once being a female dwarf.
PC: You're just cuter then before. Weird.
Shale: Right. I catch it staring at my behind and I....will feel very awkward.

Echantment? Enchantment!

[laek022]

My favorite line:

[Jersey75639]

After you give a silver to the 'war veteran' in the alienage, and you walk back by and he asks for more, then you ask if he's really a veteran. I forget the exact lines, but it's something like



'X is as bereft of parents as anyone can be!'

'My mom is especially dead..'

'No need to tell him about that!'



the lines aren't really that funny to read, but the delivery is priceless

[Quaxo]

Dwarf Beggar: "Hey there, stranger. Six bits for a tumble. Two silvers if you all want to go at once."

[Visenya]

*Shale spoiler warning!*



Shale: The truth is that whatever gender I was is irrelevant now. I am a golem. I have no gender. It will not become an issue?

PC: I'm female myself. I think it's great!

Shale: Ah yes. Female bonding and all that. Rah.

Shale: Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want do do, yes?

[Avissel]

Calin: Ho There Friend, might I know your name?

PC: I doubt it, but anything is possible.



mmmm, word jokes

[Iovantucarus]

My favorite so far in the game is something like this.

Alistair is asking you about Morrigan

PC: you really don't like her do you?

Alistair" Well besides the fact she's a major ****."

[specter7237]

Morrigan at Arl Eamon's estate: "If one more servant asks me if I'd like a change of clothes I will set the house on fire!"

[dash98]

Ohgren when he is rez'd after dying in a battle



"Where did everybody go?"



The pike twirling conversation was priceless, I have to hope to get it again and transcribe.

[Myros]

While fighting in one of the dwarf origin stories, a dwarf says to the guy he's attacking:



"I'll hit you so hard your children will come out silly!"

[DeViLmAn_Niteshade]

laek022 wrote...

My favorite line:

LOL that was awesome, then again the devs outdid themselves with the characters in this game, the dialogues and personalities are amazing.
Edit: that looks like the family from the human noble origin, but what triggers that scene?  ive done played and recreated a human warrior and rogue several times for fun now and hadnt seen this once, thank u you tube

Modifié par DeViLmAn_Niteshade, 13 novembre 2009 - 05:18 .

[Lilaris]

Alistair: "So, you're female, right Leliana?"
Leliana: "I am? That's news. When did that happen?"

Swiftrunner: "Finish it! Kill him now!
Shale: "Oh, somebody please kill somebody."

Wynne: "Are you incapable of a single, serious conversation?"
Zevran: "I know. I am terrible and it makes me sad. May I rest my head on your bosom? I wish to cry."
Wynne: "You can cry well away from my bosom, I'm certain."
Zevran: "Did I tell you I was an orphan? I never knew my mother."
Wynne: "I give up."

Pretty much any conversation between Zevran, Wynne, and Alistair is golden. 

[Archonsg]

Taltherion wrote...

Loading screen: If everything else fails ... go for the eyes!

Heh! I loved that as well, brings back memories it does.

[Jersey75639]

DeViLmAn_Niteshade wrote...

laek022 wrote...

My favorite line:

LOL that was awesome, then again the devs outdid themselves with the characters in this game, the dialogues and personalities are amazing.
Edit: that looks like the family from the human noble origin, but what triggers that scene?  ive done played and recreated a human warrior and rogue several times for fun now and hadnt seen this once, thank u you tube

That's actually Bann Teagan from Redcliffe.

[Mordern]

There's also the line from Morrigan when you encounter the dog and it joins the party. Something along the lines of:



"Great. Now we have a dog and Alistair is still the stupidest one in the party."

[Fleisch]

Telling the crippled beggar in the city elf origin "Why don't you rent yourself out as a table?"

Modifié par Fleisch, 13 novembre 2009 - 07:29 .

[Cade Darkspear]

My favorite is when you find Sandal surrounded by dead bodies and covered in blood and you ask something along the lines of what happened and he responds with "Enchantment!"

[Wohden]

Dog is just amazing!
I chose Leilana and Dog to rescue me and they walk up to the guards at the first door and I have the options
1, "Let Leliana try to bluff"
2. "Let Dog try to.... uh bluff" and it worked! Priceless!

Morrigan:Ugh look at what your dog left in my pack.
Dog: wags his tail happily
Morrigan: A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionable PC:does that mean you're doing without?

also

Dog: digs furiously in the ground at your feet
PC: Trying to find a way through the earth are we?
Dog: Hapy bark (goes back to digging)
PC: Its going to take some time you know
Dog: Short bark(goes back to digging)
PC: Well good luck with that
Dog:(ignores you and continues digging)

Edit: fixed wording

Modifié par Wohden, 13 novembre 2009 - 07:46 .

[Enuhal]

Sten:

"Where is the cake? They said there was going to be cake! The cake is a lie!"



Really lots of references in the game I had so much fun...



Oghren to Morrigan:

O: "Soooo... you and the Grey Warden, he?"

M: "I hope you're not referring to Alistair"

O: "Alistair? Does he even like girls?"

[Mesecina]

Shale before departing for the Archdemon (not in the party)



...and if things turn bad, don't let the Archdemon swallow it full please. When he decides to poo it out the irony would command it lands on my head. And I think we can agree this would be most unfortunate

[Noxxio]

Oghren, informing Irenia of her husband's death:



"Er. Hm. Oh! Good news lady, you're single!"

[ToJKa1]

The one i remember the best, at the end of conversation with Alistair:

Shale: I shall remember this moment when the birds come.

At first i didn't quite get why Shale hate's birds, but in the end it was very obvious

[DaneWolf]

Alistair to Morrigan: What ever would you do if your mother died?

Morrigan: You mean before og after I stopped Laughing??