Okay, did a search and didn't find anyone talking about this - so I apologize if there's a topic I just didn't see.
But the credits are THE BEST!
Cassandra reading **** Gets Weird by Varric! His descriptions of the heroes... her voice impressions... and then her commentary!
OMG... favorite.
"I'm in the book! He added me! I am so reading the **** out of this!" - Cassandra.
LOVED that.
It was cheesy and out of character. I skip it every time now. Can't stand to listen to it.
That whole thing made me love Cassandra even more, and it took me a LONG TIME to like her. The best part was when she did an impersonation of Blackwall. I DIED.
They made a wise choice by giving the narrative to the best voice actor in the game. Many of the others are also very good, but Miranda Raison is kind of a different class
I liked her Cole impression the best
Anyone that thinks it was cheesy and out of character never talked to Cass. That was all Cass all day.
I romanced Cass. It was not in her character to accept an untruthful and inappropriate portrayal of herself, and it certainly was not in her character to ignore such an offense and act like a stupid fangirl just because she was put in "the book". The REAL Cassandra would have been irate at Varric, as usual.
I romanced Cass. It was not in her character to accept an untruthful and inappropriate portrayal of herself, and it certainly was not in her character to ignore such an offense and act like a stupid fangirl just because she was put in "the book". The REAL Cassandra would have been irate at Varric, as usual.
She is a Varric fangirl. Did you see her reaction when Varric gives her the next chapter of Swords &Shields?
She finds Varric personally annoying, but she absolutely adores his writing.
@Dai Grepher: She loved Varrics tawdry romance novels... but I'm not going to have an argument with your headcanon.
"Headcanon" does not mean anything you disagree with.
She is a Varric fangirl. Did you see her reaction when Varric gives her the next chapter of Swords &Shields?
She finds Varric personally annoying, but she absolutely adores his writing.
No, she's a Swords and Shields fangirl. Specifically, she is a fan of the Knight Captain character.
She is not a fan of Varric, and she is not a fan of being made fun of by him.
All true, except for Dai's insistence. Also Varric and Cass secretly love each other, they are Quark and Odo.
DS9 was also unwatchable.
@Dai Grepher: Yes, I get it - you "know" Cassandra better than everyone... you're connected on levels I couldn't possibly understand.
I still don't care... I thought it was great.
Now, if you don't mind crapping somewhere else - thanks.
End credits easter eggs are srs bidness.
@BSpud: best part of the DLC and that is SCIENTIFIC FACT.
Normally I find you a pretty okay person to converse with, but you're giving off a whole "someone pissed in your fruit loops" grumpy vibe in here. I hope those kids get off your lawn soon, Dai.
Thanks. I just thought the ending narration was lame. I think all of Trespasser was lame.
No, she's a Swords and Shields fangirl. Specifically, she is a fan of the Knight Captain character.
She is not a fan of Varric, and she is not a fan of being made fun of by him.
Varric: Seriously? Swords and Shields? How did you find that serial? Scrape it off the bottom of a barrel in Dust town?
Cassandra: It was research! I thought I might learn more about the Champion.
Varric: I did write a book about the Champion. You might remember it. Had your knife stuck through it last I saw.
Cassandra: I already read that one. Twice.
Varric: I can't believe you picked the absolute worst of my books to read. Why not Hard in Hightown?
Cassandra: I have enough mysteries and investigations of my own.
Varric: What? You don't want to solve more in your spare time?
Cassandra: Then, you killed my favorite character in Chapter 3, so I threw the book across the room.
Varric: (sigh) A critic. Say no more.
Cassandra: Varric, does Hawke ever autograph books?
Varric: Why? Doesn't your copy of the "Tale of the Champion" have a big hole in it?
Cassandra: Yes... but it could also have Hawke's signature on it.
Cassandra: Why is the second "Hard in Hightown" so completely different from the first?
Varric: (sigh) Because I didn't write it. ****, did you pay actual coin for that book? One of these days, I'm gonna find the duster who wrote that garbage and introduce him to my editor.
Cassandra: By "editor", do you mean your crossbow?
Varric: No my actual editor! Best in the business. She runs half the Coterie in Kirkwall, stickler for grammar. She once killed a man over a semicolon. I'd never print anything without her.
She's a fan of Varric's writing in general
Because she threw his book across the room in disgust (likely accompanied by disgusted noise)?
Because she threw his book across the room in disgust (likely accompanied by disgusted noise)?
Sure, her favorite character died.
But she still read Hard in Hightown 2.
It started the exact same way the game began. Same camera angle, same place, almost same characters... it was the perfect closure. I cried, and then the scroll with the "thank you" message from BioWare showed up, and I cried even more.
It was the perfect ending for such a beautiful and intense experience. Thanks to YOU BioWare devs!
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