Since people are beginning to use the same old stereotypical words to yell at team mates I am providing something with a bit more culture, that being a Shakespeare Insult kit. As an example, I can't tell you how many times when not mic'd up I have referred to Snakebite or Proto as 'thou Rank, idle-headed, bum-bailey'
Thou frothy full-gorged maggot-pie
Thou yeasty ill-breeding hugger-mugger 
Excellent graphic Beerfish
Thou beslubbering rump-fed moldwarp
I actually know what that means, but if I translate it I'll be kicked off the site 
Thou paunchy weather-bitten codpiece!
Bootless elf-skinned vassal? Actually suits this game quite well...
can't tell you how many times when not mic'd up I have referred to Snakebite or Proto as 'thou Rank, idle-headed, bum-bailey
Wow, my reading comprehension sucks. I just noticed this "thou droning, milk-livered, whey-face"
Wow, my reading comprehension sucks. I just noticed this "thou droning, milk-livered, whey-face"
How dare you speak this way about Ye Olde AleEel, thou gleeking flap-mouthed dewberry!
Although all of the above display a degree of elegance, I prefer to lapse into the native Scots "Ye muckle great haddie!" or "Ye glaikit sumph" for example.
On the other hand, in moments of great emotion, for example when having finished spawns by the gong in FC Zone 3 while the rest of the party were looting and turning a corner to run into a stray Revenant, I lapse into a string of profanity which would make a sergeant-major blush. One reason why I almost never use a microphone.
thou scrubbest of scrubs
thou scrubbest of scrubs
But...that's not on the list...cheater.
But...that's not on the list...cheater.
I prefer to silently apply the red skull... 
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