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[Beerfish]

Let's make a race of intelligent near sentient machine slaves!  What could go wrong!  lulz

[DaemionMoadrin]

Let's make a race of intelligent near sentient machine slaves!  What could go wrong!  lulz

 

Well, they are either near sentient machines or fully sentient slaves. Not both.

[Laughing_Man]

Reminds me of that elven supremacist in the DA:I forums who talked about breaking his mates fingers if she so much as looked at a human instead of bearing his pure elven children.

 

Must have missed this, but I do remember seeing a lot of hardcore Elven hate on the DA:I forums.

The kind of hate that makes you wonder if they are using the Elves as a substitute for whichever group in the real world.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Must have missed this, but I do remember seeing a lot of hardcore Elven hate on the DA:I forums.

The kind of hate that makes you wonder if they are using the Elves as a substitute for whichever group in the real world.

 

I could tell you the name but you're probably better off not knowing. Creepy isn't even remotely enough to describe it.

[Laughing_Man]

I could tell you the name but you're probably better off not knowing. Creepy isn't even remotely enough to describe it.

 

Does it really matter? Probably not.

 

I saw creepiness from both sides of the fence when it comes to Elves Vs. Humans, but the group that salivates at the idea of total Elven genocide

disturbs me the most. All they are missing is the fantasy version of the Schutzstaffel or an auto-de-fé to complete the parallel to the real world.

[SethGecko]

It wasn't meant to be funny. As far as appropriate. After playing the entire Mass Effect trilogy, and encountering a person like Jack, there is very little, in comparison, that I think would be deemed as inappropriate on this site.

Only a warped and extremely disturbed mind would take all that time to write posts of the nature you have written.

I just read your silly little 'We are an elite group' phrase. Interesting... I bet they are all d*cks, just like you. On second thoughts... maybe you are the leader of this little group...

The illusive D*ck... Head.

[DaemionMoadrin]

I think that is a quote about Spectres. Not that most of them aren't jerks.

[Seboist]

Does it really matter? Probably not.

 

I saw creepiness from both sides of the fence when it comes to Elves Vs. Humans, but the group that salivates at the idea of total Elven genocide

disturbs me the most. All they are missing is the fantasy version of the Schutzstaffel or an auto-de-fé to complete the parallel to the real world.

 

I'm more disturbed by the fact people take these poorly written laughable conflicts in BW games seriously in any capacity. Like in DA2, the whole mage/templar thing boils down to one group of magically corrupted maniac imbeciles vs their mirror image(I was hoping for an f this, i'm getting outta kirkwall option). Nothing Meredith or ME3 TIM said had any value or substance, since they were corrupted/controlled by black magic voodoo artifacts.

[SethGecko]

I think that is a quote about Spectres. Not that most of them aren't jerks.

I just ran with it. My toast was burning and I couldn't be bothered typing anything else.

Damn bosh'tet toasters...

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

 

I don't think anyone became Rachni Master Race even during the era of my glorious 60 page thread in the MP section which got half of that forum to change its names to (incorrectly) elucidate the glorious superiority of everything from Hanar and Krogan to toasters, Reapers and even Collectors, so that's all you.
 

That was dumb. We all know the true overlords are the Hamster Master Race.

[DaemionMoadrin]

That was dumb. We all know the true overlords are the Hamster Master Race.

 

Only indirectly because they keep the servers running... most of the time.

[Synthetic Turian]

Don't mind me. Being shot in the head at close range took it's toll.

[Lady Artifice]

This thread gets kinda weird. 

 

Anyway. I   Quarians. 

[Silvair]

Only if we get the Geth in Andromeda as well. With how Bioware handled those two races in ME3, they either should have both or neither.

I figure they'd be fused together by that point since geth integrated into Quarian suits.

So basically Quarian envirosuits resembling geth

[Vol_Tang_Clan]

Yeah, remind me what Elkoss's primary products are. The Avenger and the Scimitar

We invented the Reegar, Arc Pistol and Adas. I'd say were doing better than the "equivalent" with our salvaged dextro paste ration casings.

 

Ubiquity, my immunodeficient friend. The Avenger and Scimitar are reliable, reload faster, are inexpensive and everywhere. More than likely the soldier that saves you from a rachni horde or a merc raid will probably have an Avenger in his or her hands.

[Lady Artifice]

I figure they'd be fused together by that point since geth integrated into Quarian suits.

So basically Quarian envirosuits resembling geth

 

Heh. QMR is probably going to be super annoyed when she reads this.

[Master Warder Z_]

Does it really matter? Probably not.

I saw creepiness from both sides of the fence when it comes to Elves Vs. Humans, but the group that salivates at the idea of total Elven genocide
disturbs me the most. All they are missing is the fantasy version of the Schutzstaffel or an auto-de-fé to complete the parallel to the real world.

Interesting.

To me that'd be a waste, no Nilfgaard hit on the solution, the perfect solution. Elven puppet state, provides troops during levy, pays taxs, completely under human control.

Best bit?

They only got it after adding humans in a war against other humans for territory, so they completely alienated themselves from anyone outside of the Empire making them reliant on them for economic and military stability.

Yup.

Emhyr came upon the perfect solution.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Heh. QMR is probably going to be super annoyed when she reads this.

 

Super annoyed QMR is the most entertaining though.

[Catastrophy]

Don't mind me. Being shot in the head at close range took it's toll.

I would, but I can't find the ignore button atm. Post more weird stuff and I'll keep trying.

[Serza]

*drops the Elf angle he uses in the DA boards, and puts on his Envirosuit*

 

I figure they'd be fused together by that point since geth integrated into Quarian suits.

So basically Quarian envirosuits resembling geth

 

Keelah... some of them did.

 

To help us improve our immune systems.

It isn't like they stayed there forever.

 

Heh. QMR is probably going to be super annoyed when she reads this.

 

Don't even need QMR. Here's one example of Quarian Glory that is not exactly happy.

[Quarian Master Race]

 

Heh. QMR is probably going to be super annoyed when she reads this.

No doubt that it would be an utter abomination. Fortunately, I'm not some toaster hugging hippie, so I'll never "volunteer" to let a goddamn toaster into my suit. 

Also seems rather unlikely given that it doesn't even happen in the horrible green ending where there are a copule quarians and a geth on the same slide and for some odd reason they aren't trying to kill each other  . 

 

Ubiquity, my immunodeficient friend. The Avenger and Scimitar are reliable, reload faster, are inexpensive and everywhere. More than likely the soldier that saves you from a rachni horde or a merc raid will probably have an Avenger in his or her hands.

So basically, you make Yugos and we make Ferraris? Good to know.

The only way a soldier would save me with one of those tickle cannons is if my helmet's audio receptors malfunctioned and I didn't know the enemy was there, their completely ineffective "weapon" fire alerting me to the presence of said enemy so that I could eviscerate them with my vastly superior quarian inventions.

Also, yours are not my experiences on the battlefield. I only see Avengers and Scimitars in the hands of low level credit leechers and noobs, whereas the Arc Pistol, Adas rifle and Reegar Carbine are all quite popular, especially the latter.

Did you know that a single shot from my charged Arc Pistol does about 3x the damage of a point blank Scimitar blast? A single shot from the Reegar does about 50% more damage than it as well (about 3x as much vs shields)......and it holds 22 instead of 8 rounds....and it fires much, much faster.

You guys should really leave the engineering to us and stick to what you're good at.....

 

[Angry_Elcor]

Reminds me of that elven supremacist in the DA:I forums who talked about breaking his mates fingers if she so much as looked at a human instead of bearing his pure elven children.

 

And I had managed to go months without thinking about those lovely uplifting conversations. In my case, it reminds me more of his friend who

Spoiler

felt Sera's lesbianism justified raping her as a male protagonist.

You'd almost think it was his alt. Or, more accurately, I actually do think it is his alt.

[Beerfish]

Too bad they didn't have the third 'best' ending in ME3, Geth and Quarians obliterate each other, two problems solved.

[Silvair]

*drops the Elf angle he uses in the DA boards, and puts on his Envirosuit*


Keelah... some of them did.

To help us improve our immune systems.
It isn't like they stayed there forever.


Don't even need QMR. Here's one example of Quarian Glory that is not exactly happy.

Well theyd be returning to their role as Quarian caretakers, I can see it settling into a symbiotic relationship with each Quarian having a "partner" geth in their systems. It seems like the natural progression to me as the get streamline the Quarian tech to be more efficient. Quariansuits look more like geth tech, there's a geth in the Quarian suits to micromanage everything (and would likely be the AI in their drones, et).

So the Quarians have AI partners for each of them! That'd be cool!

*adds that to my Quarian OC*

[Quarian Master Race]

And I had managed to go months without thinking about those lovely uplifting conversations. In my case, it reminds me more of his friend who

Spoiler

felt Sera's lesbianism justified raping her as a male protagonist.

You'd almost think it was his alt. Or, more accurately, I actually do think it is his alt.

Starting to think dragon age people are kinda horrifying...........

I mean, you occasionally see weird shіt in this forum but it normally (present company excluded) isn't violently offensive. Just the occasional amateur chemist and his somewhat overly exited D-amino acid sweat analysis. It was a bit worse around ME3's release, but still, nothing that bad that I remember.