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[Marika Haliwell]

Bear Ba..stard  Wolf!

At least you  could let me get some before you left!!!

 

Love, Sorana Lavellan 

 

P>S. or maybe you couldn't use the bits?

[d1ta]

P>S. or maybe you couldn't use the bits?

... That's just mean

[Sable Rhapsody]

P>S. or maybe you couldn't use the bits?

 

Hey, you try hibernating for a thousand-ish years and see if your bits still work 

[RoseLawliet]

Hey, you try hibernating for a thousand-ish years and see if your bits still work 

 

Or your voice. *cough*Corypheus*cough*

[Shizukai]

Bear Ba..stard  Wolf!

At least you  could let me get some before you left!!!

 

Love, Sorana Lavellan 

 

P>S. or maybe you couldn't use the bits?

 

Wait, is this about the dirty thing right now in here? 

 

Spoiler

It is okay, nothing like this happened in Inquisition for
 
1. he f**** enough with you and everything you are
2. the developers may think he showed us enough of his bare skin *touches head giggling*

Cut me out. 

[Bethgael]

THEN WHY THE HECK DOESN'T HE TELL ANYONE!!!

 

What will happen if the Archdemons are killed?

 

What will happen if the Veil isn't destroyed? 

 

That coy, mysterious crap was annoying when Kieran did it and even more so with Flemythal, and when Solas did it I had enough.

 

I. Cannot. Stand. It! 

 

ugh...

 

Why must ancient knowledgeable beings be so freaking obtuse? Why I ask you? It's really not helpful and it sure as hell doesn't help build trust whatsoever. 

Hells, it was annoying when Duncan, followed by Flemeth, then Alistair and Eamon (although that one actually had a decent, internally consistent reason for it so I will let that one pass), then Riordan and Morrigan, did it. Then when Isabela and Flemeth, (again), and Anders, did. This "we're not gonna tell you important stuff as a plot point because we can't come up with a  better story reason" garbage is tired, old... done. Find a better plot device, people. Please.

Done. To death. Just like you, dear Solas, if the Lavellan Who Formerly Loved You ever lays eyes on you again, you [swear word].

[RoseLawliet]

I'm going to look like a fool here (so apologies) but...

 

Hells, it was annoying when Duncan, followed by Flemeth, then Alistair and Eamon (although that one actually had a decent, internally consistent reason for it so I will let that one pass), then Riordan and Morrigan, did it. Then when Isabela and Flemeth, (again), and Anders, did.

 

...what did Alistair and Eamon hide? For Alistair, do you mean the whole "Wardens kind of can't have children" thing? Mostly I'm wondering about Eamon.

[Illyria]

I'm going to look like a fool here (so apologies) but...

 

 

...what did Alistair and Eamon hide? For Alistair, do you mean the whole "Wardens kind of can't have children" thing? Mostly I'm wondering about Eamon.

 

Eamon hid that he is secretly the Worse Human Ever.

 

Bethgael was likely referring to Eamon's plans for Alistair to take the throne?  I suppose?  Alistair hid the fact that he's a prince and Wardens don't live long but the first he hid because he hates it and the second because he's really bad about talking about anything that makes him uncomfortable.

[RoseLawliet]

Eamon hid that he is secretly the Worse Human Ever.

 

Bethgael was likely referring to Eamon's plans for Alistair to take the throne?  I suppose?  Alistair hid the fact that he's a prince and Wardens don't live long but the first he hid because he hates it and the second because he's really bad about talking about anything that makes him uncomfortable.

 

You mean the thing that I now forget is a secret because I've played this game six billion times? Hey, I said I was going to be a fool. Feels good to be right

[Illyria]

You mean the thing that I now forget is a secret because I've played this game six billion times? Hey, I said I was going to be a fool. Feels good to be right

 

It's so easy to forget that things are meant to be plot twists.  Even the Solas stuff is considered common knowledge.

[RoseLawliet]

(to help get things back on track, a short but sweet letter from my main Inquisitor once she gets past the depression and moves into anger)

 

Solas,

 

I have only two words for you. The first is "you" and the second is "bastard"!

 

Laura

(added in a hasty scrawl "and Varric")

[d1ta]

Dear Fen'harel..

Just before you left, Sera has switched the ground coffee beans in your coffee container with tea leaves, also now your herbs will have that distinct matcha flavour whenever you brew them. She said it was all in good fun and I'm glad I have allowed it.

Yours sincerelly,
Inquisitor Lavellan

Edit: gramar

[Shizukai]

Dear Fen'harel..

Just before you left, Sera has switched the ground coffee beans in your coffee container with tea leaves, also now your herbs will have that distinct matcha flavour whenever you brew them. She said it was all in good fun and I'm glad I have allowed it.

Yours sincerelly,
Inquisitor Lavellan

Edit: gramar

 

That's the evilest thing i can imagine.

[Illyria]

Dear Fen'harel..

Just before you left, Sera has switched the ground coffee beans in your coffee container with tea leaves, also now your herbs will have that distinct matcha flavour whenever you brew them. She said it was all in good fun and I'm glad I have allowed it.

Yours sincerelly,
Inquisitor Lavellan

Edit: gramar

 

http://tvtropes.org/...n/PokeThePoodle

 

That trope is your Lavellan.

[d1ta]

http://tvtropes.org/...n/PokeThePoodle

That trope is your Lavellan.

Don't mind being up there with Blackbeard and Ben Horngold
Who wouldn't love a guy that named his ship 'Queen Anne's Revenge'

[Illyria]

Don't mind being up there with Blackbeard and Ben Horngold
Who wouldn't love a guy that named his ship 'Queen Anne's Revenge'

 

I just thought your response to Solas' plan was adorable.  Everyone else is full of death threats and hate and you come along with a 'bwaa haa haaa!  I switched your coffee for TEA'.

[KCMeredith]

Dear Solas, 

 

I should've put your apostate head on a pike as soon as we met, but I didn't get the chance. Since you're now begging for it, I will grant you that wish and do my best to do it as soon as possible.