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[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

 

 

 

 

Oops, how did that human get in here? HEAD BUTT HER

 

 

Share your tributes to the ultimate species FOR TUCHANKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1!!11!

 

 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Up first, tribute to the mighty KroLord:

 

When I feel slow, or a little low...

Or maybe I'm just real bored...

I'll grab my gun, and have some fun

Bonking heads with my KroLord.

 

Sometimes, you see, I gotta be

Krogan, I just get that itch

To tank two primes at the same time

all day, 'cuz this is Gold, *****!

 

With every smack, each awesome whack

More nemesiseses are dying

To use my hammer to wildly slam 'er

to the ground before sending her flying

 

You can pick whichever kit

Or nitpick over forumites grammar

You can preen your mighty e-Peen

and I'll be here polishing my hammer!

 

 

 

 

 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!111111100101001010100!11!!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

MOAR KROGAN AWESOMENESS

 

 

 

^^^^WARNING NSFW - KROGAN LOVE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED^^^^

[Chealec]

 

That is all

[Lady Artifice]

Krogan are a lot of fun at parties. I mean, as long as they aren't pissed off at the time.

[Chealec]

Krogan are a lot of fun at parties. I mean, as long as they aren't pissed off at the time.

 

 

[Quarian Master Race]

I came in here with the intent to lol @ krogan for acting like whiny babbies about rightfully getting inflicted with the Genophage for acting like shitbirds to everyone else.....

but then that opinion was headbutted and Claymoar'd out of existence.



MUAHAHA HEADSHOT!!!

[Synthetic Turian]

Krogans made the Claymore, a gun which I strongly admire.    

[Chealec]

... and then there's

 

 

... and ...

 

 

... and ...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDmSY_58b00

[Beerfish]

WE are Krogan strong!  (Pretty dumb, let some wimpy salarians outsmart you and give you the phage.)

 

We need that genophage reversed Shepard the only way to save my people!  (Tutchunka is a molten pile of nuked rock)

 

Arghhhh I am going to blast your virtual ass into actual dust!  (Nuff said)

 

Here Shepard, have two years of my salary for that goldfish you got from the lake on the presidium!  (Nuff said)

 

Sweet rose of Illi.....(nuff said)

 

Genius Krogan...I have made my perfect test tube Krogan!  (What I'm going to do with him I have no idea.)

 

Krogan multiplayer .......RAwr!  I shall melee yo......Sync KILL!

[KaiserShep]

This thread pleases me. I hope to play a brawling bastard krogan in MEAMP.

[Lady Artifice]

I came in here with the intent to lol @ krogan for acting like whiny babbies about rightfully getting inflicted with the Genophage for acting like shitbirds to everyone else.....

but then that opinion was headbutted and Claymoar'd out of existence.



MUAHAHA HEADSHOT!!!

 

I love Wrex so much. 

[Angry_Elcor]

We headbutt, too (but we need a galloping head start.)

[Synthetic Turian]

 

Priorities.  

[Oldren Shepard]

A Krogan: Here there are some humans that understand.

[afgncaap7]

RAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

HAAAH​HHHH!!!!

ORRRRAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA​​!!!!!!!!!!

[Natashina]

I AM KROGAN!

I had to stop by and show some love. They are my favorite Mass Effect race, hands down.

[themikefest]

Wreav is the best krogan

[Synthetic Turian]

R.I.P. Warlord Okeer. 

[Broganisity]

I-I can't find the headbutting PSA from the ye olde' days.

[Nattfare]

 

 

Spoiler

Everything can be solved with a Krogan headbutt   

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I-I can't find the headbutting PSA from the ye olde' days.

 

I am broken-hearted. I checked Ziegrif's youtube channel, and apparently he took down the beautiful video. I'd have edited it right into the top of the OP, it was so good. If I run into him, I'll see if I can convince him to upload it again.

[Excella Gionne]

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

Krogan don't fear laser pointers!

[ExoGeniVI]

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