Lol, this is Yvonne Strahovski...
Although, I remembered her saying that Miranda have her face and voice but that's it. I think she hate the skinny lumpy ass body that people been worshiping.
Well, she does look much better and more realistic than Miranda. I'm yet to understand why they didn't just go all the way and used her likeness entirely.
Ashley Williams...., whinge,whinge, whinge. 
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That pic just proves that Miranda should have looked like Yvonne.
I understand if someone doesn't like Miranda's face or says she's ugly or whatever, (her face is a bit different in ME3 though) but I still fail to see how she looks similar to Micheal Jackson.
But yeah, regardless of the hair colour I don't see why they didn't do the same thing they did with MaleShep's canon face.
Well, she does look much better and more realistic than Miranda. I'm yet to understand why they didn't just go all the way and used her likeness entirely.
At least she looked less jarring than Diana Allers. I have no idea how they thought her in-game face looks anything like the real person...
Lol, this is Yvonne Strahovski...
Although, I remembered her saying that Miranda have her face and voice but that's it. I think she hate the skinny lumpy ass body that people been worshiping.
Likewise, I never had a problem with Miranda's face outside of some hilarious animation moments leading to dumb faces (which almost everyone in ME has, Shep most of all), and it didn't look nearly as weird or artificial as something like Micheal Jackson. Her body was what looked weird and artificial. Way too skinny for the bulging T&A, almost pornstar esque. Being the "physically perfect", human with supposedly augmented physical capabilites, why would she have virtually no muscle and a bunch of subcutaneous fat everywhere? Closest examples in the modern world (female athletes, soldiers etc.) tend not to look like that, quite the opposite.
Should have just used all of Yvonne, as she's at least well proportioned. Ahh well, at least I can give her some armor to make her look a bit more serious (shame it still doesn't stop the awful comments on her "whоre" outfit from NPC's though).
Everyone in ME3.
Seriously, was there a pandemic in the Milky Way between 2185 and 2816 that caused everyone to suffer from gross stupidity?
There was in the Biower writing staff, hence all the gross character derailment and drooling idiocy aimed at contriving problems that shouldn't even require our help to solve.
Probably because he cares more about calibrations than talking to you.
Let's get real about ME2, just about everyone on the ship cared about something else more than talking to you ... unless you wanted to bang.
For me, most intensely disliked character would have to be starbrat. He makes zero sense and his logic fails on every level, but we have to tamely go along with him or take the ending where BioWare flips us the bird.
As for crewmates, my least favorite has to be Jacob. Since I can't talk to him unless I want to be "The Prize" in ME2 and then he becomes this passive-aggressive guy who has to show how big and macho he is in ME3 (not secure in his masculine strength at all; why I like Kaidan and Garrus) ... He just sort of fails as a character on several levels.
After Jacob, it's Jack. I never could figure out why a military operation has a crazy loose cannon along. However Jack at least has redeeming value in ME3.
After Jacob, it's Jack. I never could figure out why a military operation has a crazy loose cannon along. However Jack at least has redeeming value in ME3.
That's assuming Shep isn't crazy himself.
This is wild!I'm gay, and thus I'm immune to her ass. Now if she had a penis, and bulging muscles, and perhaps liked shotguns, cigars, and trucker hats.... Maybe.
But no. 0/10.
And her teeth were funny, and her face was wide as a ****** dumptruck.
That's assuming Shep isn't crazy himself.
True. But I didn't make a habit of playing crazy Sheps. 
Udina. Nothing about his character was worth anything, even when they pretended it was. Fine, I'm willing to accept he's a politician with his own agenda to push, those are everywhere. And I'm willing to buy that he's an ******* who puts his own race and agenda ahead of everyone, but so is Javik. But the fsct that none of his portrayals from the games and books are consistent, and everything about him was just building up for the laziest twist of him being a traitor, and invalidating him not being as much of a ****** in the start of ME3, just makes him represent everything wrong with Mass Effect; Wasted Potential, Pointless Build-Up, and Lazy writing.
True. But I didn't make a habit of playing crazy Sheps.
Fair enough. I only have two.... and they're both crazy.
Udina. Nothing about his character was worth anything, even when they pretended it was. Fine, I'm willing to accept he's a politician with his own agenda to push, those are everywhere. And I'm willing to buy that he's an ******* who puts his own race and agenda ahead of everyone, but so is Javik. But the fsct that none of his portrayals from the games and books are consistent, and everything about him was just building up for the laziest twist of him being a traitor, and invalidating him not being as much of a ****** in the start of ME3, just makes him represent everything wrong with Mass Effect; Wasted Potential, Pointless Build-Up, and Lazy writing.
I blame it on the massive Citadel rewrite. The one where even Kai Leng was better... lol. And the Coup had that Saracino guy.
Udina. Nothing about his character was worth anything, even when they pretended it was. Fine, I'm willing to accept he's a politician with his own agenda to push, those are everywhere. And I'm willing to buy that he's an ******* who puts his own race and agenda ahead of everyone, but so is Javik. But the fsct that none of his portrayals from the games and books are consistent, and everything about him was just building up for the laziest twist of him being a traitor, and invalidating him not being as much of a ****** in the start of ME3, just makes him represent everything wrong with Mass Effect; Wasted Potential, Pointless Build-Up, and Lazy writing.
Udina. Nothing about his character was worth anything, even when they pretended it was. Fine, I'm willing to accept he's a politician with his own agenda to push, those are everywhere. And I'm willing to buy that he's an ******* who puts his own race and agenda ahead of everyone, but so is Javik. But the fsct that none of his portrayals from the games and books are consistent, and everything about him was just building up for the laziest twist of him being a traitor, and invalidating him not being as much of a ****** in the start of ME3, just makes him represent everything wrong with Mass Effect; Wasted Potential, Pointless Build-Up, and Lazy writing.
Honestly, you could say much the same about Thane.
I didn't list him because I don't hate him at all. The concept of the character is far too cool to be hated. It's too bad BioWare wasted him in ME2 on a roster spot where he really served no specific purpose and then used him to create some meaningless drama with Kai Leng. Oh, the terminally ill assassin we've been hauling around since ME2 got skewered after nearly putting an end to the Illusive Man's big bad henchman? Way to signal that Kai Leng really sucks and way to waste a really cool concept the same way you misfired Udina.
I blame it on the massive Citadel rewrite. The one where even Kai Leng was better... lol. And the Coup had that Saracino guy.
Really? That's funny. I could say that Shepard opened Udina's eyes to the "not-so-evil but-we're-really-evil" thing that TIM had going on.
Honestly, you could say much the same about Thane.
I didn't list him because I don't hate him at all. The concept of the character is far too cool to be hated. It's too bad BioWare wasted him in ME2 on a roster spot where he really served no specific purpose and then used him to create some meaningless drama with Kai Leng. Oh, the terminally ill assassin we've been hauling around since ME2 got skewered after nearly putting an end to the Illusive Man's big bad henchman? Way to signal that Kai Leng really sucks and way to waste a really cool concept the same way you misfired Udina.
I don't think Thane is wasted too much in ME2... it's a suicide mission and you're gathering the best of the best. He fits in that scheme.
Thane didn't want to die from his illness. He is fatalistic, recklessly going into situations hoping that he would die in honor. That's why he try to murder Nassana, join Shepard's suicide mission and run himself through a sword... and the praying afterwards wishing he would be cleansed from his sins. IRL people like him wear explosive devices.
I don't think Thane is wasted too much in ME2... it's a suicide mission and you're gathering the best of the best. He fits in that scheme.
He didn't get a role in the SM other than guy with gun. Least important ME2 team member.
-doesn't work as infiltration/tech specialist
-doesn't work as squad leader
-doesn't work as biotic bubble generator
-doesn't have a particularly good defensive rating when holding the line
-doesn't provide any of the 3 crucial ship upgrades
Every other squadmate than Mordin (who was central to countering the seeker swarms earlier in the plot) do at least 1 of these, some do two or three (Garrus, Tali, Jacob). Thane's just some assassin, but how is that particularly useful for fighting bug thrall things and breaking into their base? He can't go snap Harbinger's neck or poison his food. They should have actually given him something to do IMO.
Chambers was not lesbian and you could, in a weak way, romance her. She was entirely lacking judgement on sex partners (Mordin hinting at "someone" contracting/spreading a varren STI on the ship in ME2).
Chambers was not lesbian and you could, in a weak way, romance her. She was entirely lacking judgement on sex partners (Mordin hinting at "someone" contracting/spreading a varren STI on the ship in ME2).
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