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#1
Bipster

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Set yourself free, developers.

 

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Give in to the temptation, and let go. See what happens. Let the world see that BioWare can not make a game without it having any significant impact on its success.

 

Free yourself from the resources needed to do all the voiceover, writing, graphics and animations.

 

Free yourself from the inescapable rage backlash over every detail.

 

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Developers, set yourselves free.


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Dalakaar

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Hey if Cards Against Humanity can do it...

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Sigh, why do some people even have accounts here?


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thats1evildude

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But if they don't make a game, then where am I going to get my Krogan ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE


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Yeah, Bioware. We all know you'll just screw it up anyway so why don't you just leave us alone to masturbate angrily over how you ruined everything with ME3s ending for the rest of eternity.


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Literally the dumbest fanbase in gaming.


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The Real Pearl #2

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i don;t know whatssss hapenning , send halp plsss


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The Real Pearl #2

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troll thread or naw?


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Someone mentioned jokingly in a Don´t do xy thread that the last thing missing would be to open a Don´t make a game thread.


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Yaroub

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Someone mentioned jokingly in a Don´t do xy thread that the last thing missing would be to open a Don´t make a game thread.

 

I knew i saw this before.



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Dalakaar

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Literally the dumbest fanbase in gaming.

 

Just saiyan.

 

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troll thread or naw?

Oh definitely. I'd say it has a couple layers though. The obvious reaction, which is evidenced by people like...

Sigh, why do some people even have accounts here?

(Who btw has almost four times my post count and yet nearly half my [Likes]..)

...makes it marginally worthwhile, but then there's the vaguely serious undercurrent that spawns such replies as...

Yeah, Bioware. We all know you'll just screw it up anyway so why don't you just leave us alone to masturbate angrily over how you ruined everything with ME3s ending for the rest of eternity.

...this.

 

And of course you have the parody theme which I evidenced in the "Bromance" thread stealing "shameless"ly from LSDElcor(Okay okay Tequila) and has now (d)evolved into just saying no to the Game of (b)Romances altogether.

 

So really, when you dig a bit, it's a three dimensional troll thread with some nice .gifs you don't usually see on a game forum.

 

All in all I quite like it. Actually, I should probably [Like] it.

 

Okay I'm done (for) now.


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Literally the dumbest fanbase in gaming.

 

you hurt my internet feelings. :(



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Just saiyan.


I mean literally.


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Dalakaar

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I mean literally.

I literally don't know what that means anymore.



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A bold new direction in video games was set today when Bioware shipped the first-ever Theoretical Game: an empty cartridge containing a letter to their fans directing them to imagine their own adventures in the Andromeda galaxy. Gamers will no longer have to deal with the harsh reality that no game could possibly live up to the expectations of an entire fanbase and are free to craft a "perfect" adventure that exists only in their own minds.


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Sigh, why do some people even have accounts here?

 

Finally wondering why we gathered you all here?



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Bipster

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Yeah, Bioware. We all know you'll just screw it up anyway so why don't you just leave us alone to masturbate angrily over how you ruined everything with ME3s ending for the rest of eternity.

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I am learning something new about BSN everyday. Ahhh this is magical!  ^_^


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Kalas Magnus

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Literally the dumbest fanbase in gaming.

awww. are we still the most toxic?


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The Real Pearl #2

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awww. are we still the most toxic?

Atleast we are not facebook, Virtual hug like a pathetic loser


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BioWareM0d13

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The are much worse fanbases. 

 

That is more a sad comment about gamers in general than a defense of the BSN.


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The are much worse fanbases. 

 

That is more a sad comment about gamers in general than a defense of the BSN.

 

Yeah no, it's really not superhard to find someone gushing about their Pokemon card collection, as I may or may not have listening to recently, or over the most recent Blizzard cinematic.

 

It's really irritating that Bioware pre-supposes to speak for gamers or gaming fans in general, they're kind of a tiny minority in many ways. If their fans are stuck in a High School goth rebel phase, that's their thing.



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Yeah don't make a game and relax while you can't pay your bills or feed your children or more importantly feed your cat(s).



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Synthetic Turian

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No game? EA would never allow it.

 

This is what Bioware making no game would look like:

 

 

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Seraphim24

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Yeah don't make a game and relax while you can't pay your bills or feed your children or more importantly feed your cat(s).

 

Well, or just take on a different profession like accounting or something where you don't have to worry about subjectivity and so on and so forth, no one forced any of these people to be game designers and developers.