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[Salarian Master Race]

A hairdresser known for her work with knives.

 

I must bookmark this thread for of all my Likes today

[MaxCrushmore]

Here, I'll re-post a couple of stories from years past in the last PUG thread:

 

Feb 2014:

 

SoBadItWasHilarious

Played a couple matches with an alt account (N7 60 CP 500ish). Quick match into a gold lobby with 3 players using L20 kits with L3 consumables in every slot. They were fairly new (N7's ranging from 500 - 1300 with CP ranging from 2k - 5k).

Still, everyone using consumables made me feel like captain Ahab finding his white whale.

Things were going fairly smoothly for the first several waves. Two of the players were on mics and were obviously friends, the 4th was playing a Destroyer with a Typhoon I

The 2 mic'd up guys used their missiles early on solo banshee's, as soon as they saw them, huh? Still, any player in a PUG using consumables is a good thing ...

Wave 6 started to have problems; no one was helping me do the deliveries, and I was being attacked by at least half the spawns at that point. I had to use one of my 2 med-gels .. boo .. but got er done.

I should now point out that the Destroyer, while trying in this match, managed to get synch killed every round there was a banshee. Every. Single. Wave.

The other 2 friends were obviously quite new to Gold, because as soon as we got paid on wave 6, their philosophy seemed to be to wipe asap (bizarre as this is considering the use of L3 consumables). Simply put, they were not very good, nor scoring well at all.

Early wave 8, one of the friends got taken down and allowed themselves to get stomped on "ooops, had my hand off the controller so i couldn't gel in time" .. the Destroyer got syncd (again) and the last player says "I want to die now" runs to the nearest Banshee, and proceeds to get downed before getting syncd. As it is just him and me left, I drop a rocket to kill the 2 banshees and the Marauder standing over his corpse and proceed to revive him. "Why'd you do that? I want to die" .. he then proceeds to run next to the next banshee and is promptly granted his wish. "Sweet, now I can go make a sandwich" (True word for word quote BTW)

So I solo the remainder of wave 8; had to use my last medgel. Wave 9 starts and sandwich boy wasn't back yet, so he gets taken out and stomped on without moving, I make a bad call and get downed (and I have no medgels left). No one came to revive me, so i bled out (I'm not a big scoreboard watcher, but considering I was roughly 90K ahead of the second player (which was Mr I got syncd Destroyer) you would think that one of the 2 of them would consider moving in my direction for the revive (FYI both were in close proximity)... Sandwich boy's friend gets taken down and chooses to get stomped on "ah well, we made it farther than I thought we would" leaving the poor Destroyer to try and solo the last half of wave 9 .. sadly he encountered a Banshee (see above paragraph detailing this scenario).

Wave 9 wipe; we get back to the lobby and the mic'd up guys "WOW 37,000 credits, that's awesome"

I bailed from that lobby and didn't play another match all weekend ...

[Terminator Force]

Off the topic of my head... ... nothing comes to mind. Sorry.

[Mission_Scrubbed]

Once landed in a lobby hosted by a Widow GI. "Ok", I'm thinking, and I change from Claymoar to Widow too. A Salarian engineer joins us holding a Widow and then a female Quarian (can't remember the class) changed to Widow too.

 

"OMG 4 Widows, we're gonna kick ass!". Shows what I knew. We got obliterated seconds into the game. Map was Thessia. I don't know what happend, I do not even hate Thessia. Oh well. We were staring at each other back at the lobby  .

 

Sure it felt like bad sex: it was fast, unsatisfying, left with a deep sense of shame.

[SethGecko]

That freaking worm is why I don't go swiming at my beach anymore. XD

True story:

I remember my bro and I used to stay up late at weekends and watch Jason, Mike Myers etc when we were younger.

But this one movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082083/

Meant that my brother would not set foot on sand or go near a beach until he was nearly in his teens. He would get hysterical!!

But of course I laughed at him and told him to **** up.

What else are big bros for anyway....

[Dalakaar]

stop the pot man

Form of lucid dreaming actually. All the pot I smoke lowers the amount/clarity of my lucid oddly enough. Haven't been toking as much the last few months. =(

[Alfonsedode]

Form of lucid dreaming actually. All the pot I smoke lowers the amount/clarity of my lucid oddly enough. Haven't been toking as much the last few months. =(

i stopped remembering of my dreams when i smoke. Then i stopped both few years back though

[justinman114]

One time I played ME3MP. Over 1000 hours of playtime later, I realized I had a sickness. A very biotic sickness, and the only prescription is BOOMBOOMS.

[7twozero]

One time I played a game with pugs, what a nightmare that was.

[Andres Hendrix]

True story:

I remember my bro and I used to stay up late at weekends and watch Jason, Mike Myers etc when we were younger.

But this one movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082083/

Meant that my brother would not set foot on sand or go near a beach until he was nearly in his teens. He would get hysterical!!

But of course I laughed at him and told him to **** up.

What else are big bros for anyway....

First I was joking, hence the 'XD'; secondly, I wrote about how I actualy found a bobbit worm on my beach. I did not watch a fictious film, or whatever.

[bk577]

The Sand 2015

 

[DaemionMoadrin]

Oh, this thread is pure comedy gold.

 

I don't have any exceptionally bad stories about ME3MP, I don't care about it enough to remember bad stuff. I also play almost exclusively offhost with PUGs, so I'm used to people being... well, dumb.

[Arkhne]

Oh, this thread is pure comedy gold.

 

I don't have any exceptionally bad stories about ME3MP, I don't care about it enough to remember bad stuff. I also play almost exclusively offhost with PUGs, so I'm used to people being... well, dumb.

 

The sad truth is, most people are dumb. And if you take ME3MP as representitive of the greater population, we could do with a Reaper invasion to wipe out the useless PUGs.

[Salarian Master Race]

The sad truth is, most people are dumb. And if you take ME3MP as representitive of the greater population, we could do with a Reaper invasion to wipe out the useless PUGs.

 

Even better, just take the internet itself as the representation of humanity as a whole.  Every bad thing you can call someone, most people are.