Who would like to hear a story about the duplicitous actions of Pronto the *******?
So, over the weekend I had to mute Pronto due to his increasingly fat head (there's only room for one of us in our group), among other things that do not bear repeating here (or anywhere, for that matter).
On Monday we had a talk, and he promised to never make any comments like the one leading up to me muting him, and on top of that, he proposed a truce on teabagging (I have no idea why we need a truce, seeing as I can't recall the last time I teabagged him). So, a few hours into our next session I go down, and who is there standing over me but Pronto. He gets his fun, I ask him what happened to the truce, and he says "Oops, I forgot", followed a couple seconds later by the unmistakable sound of a game clip being recorded coming over his mic. Also worthy of note is that fact that I had already picked him up multiple times that evening, and I continued to even after the "incident"... because I am a gentleman.
That's not even the most heinous of his actions last night, seeing as playing with Pronto conditions you not to mind such things. Not even a half an hour later, we join Hang3dMan's party, and Pronto immediately starts making comments exactly like the ones that got him muted on Friday... the same comments he promised to not make any more. 
So... Hang3dMan... have you given any more thought to my proposition?
@Pronto
How old is that clip, by the way?