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[WobbleLikeAJelly]

(Upon fast traveling to the Hinterlands from Skyhold)
DORIAN: "Weren't we... just here?"
BLACKWALL: "My lady didn't realize exiting that tavern after meeting your father would send us home. She must not have been through here."
SERA: "Well, 'my lady' can buy me new shoes! All this traveling hurts!"

DORIAN: "So, not to bring to light your... questionable fashion sense... but why are you wearing Avvar war paint as a shirt?"
INQUISITOR: "It was available. And I'm tired of that awkward coattail grazing the backs of my legs."
DORIAN: "Ah. Of course. Then, may I ask: Why is Blackwall wearing Avvar war paint as a shirt?"
INQUISITOR: "I think you know the answer to that question."
DORIAN: "Yes... I think I do."

[MackyMac]

OH. Artemis Lavellan gets along well with Sera; he'd know how to strike back with force in mind (My guy is no fun. Actually he's way funnier then my HOF of that world, who's way too serious. I don't know about Hawke; I just created her on the keep.) Artemis also would enjoy watching them go fight bears; he'd love Aveline to be honest. But he did have a crush on Morrigan for some time... My g has a type.

And oooooooohh, my misake.

 

 

Ha, My HoF in my Artemis Inq. World State was super serious too. Did your Artemis drink w/ Bull after the dragon fight? Because good drink and bear punching can bring everybody together... except Solas or Viv.

More importantly, I am so glad you brought up Aveline. I don't know why I never thought of it before but she would totally rule at bear punching!

 

Cassandra vs. Aveline vs. Bear! 

 

It could be like Thunderdome! One man... errr... one woman... hmm... Two women and one bear enter! One woman or bear leaves! 

My mind is racing with the awesomeness of this right now, I can't even tell you!

[MackyMac]

CASSANDRA: Solas, is the Inquistor's ability to know to search an area for something that you would otherwise have no reason to search somehow linked to her mark?

SOLAS: What? Ah... yes, that searching... thing. It is odd, but what she finds seems to have no connection to the fade and nothing in my study of the Anchor suggests any such ability. 

BLACKWALL: You should ask Sera, she might have the same thing. She's always saying "Let's look around"

 

SERA: What, that? pfft. I just see she's doing that weird thing again and I say "Let's look around" so I look like I know what's going on.

BLACKWALL: Ha! I'm doing that next time.

 

VARRIC: Look, I don't think there's anything mysterious about it, she's just an alcoholic.

 

CAS: What?! Why would you suggest such a thing?!

VARRIC: Come on Seeker, you're telling me you haven't noticed that at least half the time she's doing it she finds booze?

 

CAS: Well, now that you mention it, I have had concerns about that.

 

JOSEPHINE: The collection of spirits from across Thedas has impressed many of our Noble guests. It has been most helpful.

 

VARRIC: No kidding?! You know, if the mark comes from the Maker or whatever then maybe her weird searching thing is linked to the Mark somehow. Why not?

 

JOSEPHINE: I did not mean to imply...

 

CAS: This was a serious inquiry. I cannot this is where it has gone.

 

Varric: Too late Seeker, I know a guy near Kirkwall with a really great whiskey but needs help bringing it to market. I'm thinking Maker's Mark: Inquisition.

[GoldenGail3]

Ha, My HoF in my Artemis Inq. World State was super serious too. Did your Artemis drink w/ Bull after the dragon fight? Because good drink and bear punching can bring everybody together... except Solas or Viv.
More importantly, I am so glad you brought up Aveline. I don't know why I never thought of it before but she would totally rule at bear punching!
 
Cassandra vs. Aveline vs. Bear! 
 
It could be like Thunderdome! One man... errr... one woman... hmm... Two women and one bear enter! One woman or bear leaves! 
My mind is racing with the awesomeness of this right now, I can't even tell you!

Yeah; he did. And I'd image he'd be go makes himself popcorn to see that. Im gonna write down the conversion between my HOF (Brendan Cousland) and some people.

Dorian: "Oh? Your a Templar! How did you manage that?"

Cousland: "Alistair and how did you know?'

Dorian: "Becuase I have a knack for sensing dashing Templar!"

Cousland: "Huh?"

Dorian: "Can you not take a cue?"

Cousland: "To what?"

Dorian: "Your worse then Cullen, Brendan."

Cousland: "What, why?"

Morrigan: "Dorian Pavus, please step away from Brendan.'

Cousland: "What is going on...?"

Lol; Brendan is such a serious guy he doesn't even take cues... My HOF is hilarious in some way.

[WobbleLikeAJelly]

(While rogue Inquisitor is in stealth)
IRON BULL: "Alright, where's the boss?"
BLACKWALL: "She was fighting right beside me a moment ago..."
SOLAS: "The Inquisitor is invisible again."
IRON BULL: "Well, I guess we should just stand here. We can't follow what we can't see--"
*everyone teleports several yards away*
IRON BULL: "Ah-ha! This way! She must be going--"
*everyone teleports again*
BLACKWALL: "Does... she realize she's in stealth mo--"
*more teleporting*
SOLAS: "Well. I suppose there isn't much we can do, except, perhaps, sit back and enjoy the--"
*teleport*

[Reznore57]

Varric: and here he goes again....

Sera :what!??? *laugh*

Cassandra : why are we stopping?

Sera :Dead elves' ass.*laugh*

Dorian : It's art , Sera.One day perhaps you'll have taste and understand.

Sera yeah right.

Solas: He's going to ask me to light a veilfire torch again , isn't he....

Iron Bull :Well it's quite dark and that warrior elf has quite the backside.

Dorian: Solas I have to wonder did the ancient elves really went into battle naked?

Solas : Why don't you ask the Inquisitor , he "investigate " every one of those paintings for "academic" purpose , he should have learned something by now , at least one would hope...

Dorian : I thought perhaps you could have seen it...in the fade?

Sera: Naked elfy elves in the fade !Urgh I'm gonna barf .

[NaclynE]

COMPANIONS

 

Sera *laughs*....arrows.

Dorian: *Sigh*...didn't we have that discussion before?

Sera: I know but inqypoo is getting arrows from a 'arrowman'

Dorian: *Sigh*

 

Varric: As I keep saying if you want a-lot of gold you just got to know where to look.

Solas: But this is an elven burial ground, how can you say such a thing.

Varric: *laughs* Hey don't look at me, I'm not the one picking it up from that urn over there.

 

Varric: Hey seeker

Cassandra: What is it?

Varric: Did you know this is the first time I have seen you use a giant hammer?

Cassandra: Truthfully it's my first time too.

Varric: *shrugs* I hope you know how to use it.

Cassandra: And what if I don't?

Varric: Then we're all in deep ****.

 

NPC

 

Weapon seller: You know....you sold me something that's actually better than I am actually selling. I wonder...

(return trip)

Weapon seller: What? the stuff you sold to me? it was...it was a twin brother of mine. Does he still have the stuff? I don't know. Have you ever played a game called FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING? Well if you didn't well there's this woman named Anna who I believe had many twin sisters. Well...I am a-lot like her so no I was not the guy you sold the stuff to, it was my twin brother.

 

Nobleman: Dear me, isn't it quite strange the inquisitor is spending most of his/her time climbing up and down that white fence by the fountain?

Nobleman 2: Indeed. I don't even know how it's that stable in the first place for him/her to do that.

 

Requisitions officer: *Sigh* I swear the people that give me these to give to the inquisitor are so needy. It's like they are never satisfied. 'can get get tents again', 'can we get minerals again', 'can we get antivenom again', why can't we just do it once like when we needed the object for necromancy but....*sigh*

 

Nobleman: I've known Vivianne and Josephine for a long time yet they never come and talk to me.

noblewoman: me neither. Josephine and her sister just stand there and talk amongst themselves while Viviane just stands in the corner.

Nobleman: Agreed. it's like they are afraid to move.

Noblewoman: But aren't we too my dear?

Nobleman: Maybe quite so.

 

Waiter: *sigh* that person is walking on the table again. I swear my boss should of gotten a taller table but I wouldn't even be able to clean it. *sigh*....i just wish he/she would stop jumping up and down on it.

 

Bar Patron: *Sigh*...not that song again....I swear I heard that song about Sera about a thousand times already.

Bar Patron 2: Then why do you come here.

Bar Patron: Why do i come here? Ha! That's a good one. For some reason I am stuck here.