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[Ghost Gal]

Also, the first time Alistair asked my lady city elf to bed.

 

We'd been fighting some particularly nasty baddies, so his regular armor wasn't doing it, so I had to give him bits and pieces of better armor in the inventory. Problem was none of it matched, so he looked pretty silly. After getting my butt handed to me by the apostates in the Denerim warehouse for the tenth time that day I went back to camp to get Morrigan and Wynne (best offensive magic and healing magic), and Alistair surprised her by asking her to bed.

 

His reason? "I wanted to wait for the perfect time, the perfect place... but when will it be ever perfect?"

 

Me: "Some time when you aren't dressed like Joxer the Mighty from Xena?"

[Ghost Gal]

My Female Surana and Sten.

"You look like a woman."

"I am a woman."

"No your a Grey Warden - you can't be a woman and fight."

"Why is that?"

"Becuase men are warriors and traders, , while woman are shop keepers and artisans." (Forgive me if I got that wrong.)

"Well I am a woman and I'm fighting!" - My Surana's motto

"No. You can't be."

"We're going around in a loop here..."

(I forgot the rest)

 

I personally love the way that conversation ends the best.

 

(Paraphrasing)

 

"You cannot be woman and fight."

 

"Well, I'm a woman and I fight."

 

"I doubt that first one."

 

O_o

[Scatha]

First time in camp, you approach the dog to start a conversation routine to pet the pooch... and Alistair pops up, telling the dog that sometimes wardogs are fed the human flesh of the conquered... and the dog starts gagging.

Always brings me a chuckle.

[Callidus Thorn]

I found it rather amusing at the end of the Mage Origin, when my elf was completely hidden from view while Irving was saying something to him, because Greagoir and his were armour in the way.

 

And I'm finding it quite amusing that my character's dog is named Greagoir(he hates the Chantry, but loves the Circle).

 

And Sten talking to Morrigan about women and fighting was a good laugh.

[Jaulen]

Just got done playing through Origins (again....for like the 100th time)

 

I love that Sten convo about liberating the cookies. 

 

The Alistair convo in camp where he asks you to sleep with him, you can always see Zevran in the background, I always chuckle at that....especially with Al's later comment about 'the rest of the group is going to gossip about this you know.' Well duh, I'm sure Zev was able to overhear....

[JJ Likeaprayer]

During first conversation with Shale,you could ask him/her "Give Zevran a kiss"...that was pretty funny for me.

[Ash Wind]

Conversations in DAO were great, hard to point to just one. Loved Oghren's banter, I know he gets on lots of peoples' nerves, but when he's drunk at camp I can't help but laugh.

 

For those who romanced Morrigan and might have missed it...
 

Warden:  Care to Join me in my tent?

Morrigan:  Oh? What a wicked, wicked man you are.... shall I take that as a proposition?

Warden:  Oh, I'm not so wicked

Morrigan:  Oh no? Then for what reason should I join you in your tent? Do you have.... something to show me? hmmmm

Warden:  The way you say that.... you're evil!

Morrigan:  Yes I am, I am evil and I need to be punished...

 

Or the variation of that conversation, the Warden's line utterly cracked me up:

Morrigan:  Oh no? Then for what reason should I join you in your tent? Do you have.... something to show me? hmmmm

Warden:  I was thinking we could hold hands and recite the Chant. (Given she detests the Chantry, I wasn't expecting the following line)

Morrigan:  For you, my lovely Grey Warden, I shall risk even redemption.

 

Sten admitting he stole the portly kid's cookies, or Morrigan delightfully detailing how she will make 'love' to the Templar in order to let you pass to the Mages Tower. I could go on for paragraphs.

[Elhanan]

Some of the pairings for the Warden's rescue from prison are worth being captured at least for one campaign.

[Qun00]

Conversations in DAO were great, hard to point to just one. Loved Oghren's banter, I know he gets on lots of peoples' nerves, but when he's drunk at camp I can't help but laugh.
 
For those who romanced Morrigan and might have missed it...
 
Warden:  Care to Join me in my tent?
Morrigan:  Oh? What a wicked, wicked man you are.... shall I take that as a proposition?
Warden:  Oh, I'm not so wicked
Morrigan:  Oh no? Then for what reason should I join you in your tent? Do you have.... something to show me? hmmmm
Warden:  The way you say that.... you're evil!
Morrigan:  Yes I am, I am evil and I need to be punished...
 
Or the variation of that conversation, the Warden's line utterly cracked me up:
Morrigan:  Oh no? Then for what reason should I join you in your tent? Do you have.... something to show me? hmmmm
Warden:  I was thinking we could hold hands and recite the Chant. (Given she detests the Chantry, I wasn't expecting the following line)
Morrigan:  For you, my lovely Grey Warden, I shall risk even redemption.
 
Sten admitting he stole the portly kid's cookies, or Morrigan delightfully detailing how she will make 'love' to the Templar in order to let you pass to the Mages Tower. I could go on for paragraphs.

How in the world did you get that dialogue? Tent invitations aren't available until you hit "moderate magic" and at that point her response already is "Should I divine an answer for you?"

[Ash Wind]

How in the world did you get that dialogue? Tent invitations aren't available until you hit "moderate magic" and at that point her response already is "Should I divine an answer for you?"

Its been a while, I don't have a clear map to it.

 

It's not a tent invitation (per se, after you sleep with her the first time), it has to be the VERY FIRST time you sleep with Morrigan. Once you've slept with her that scene is gone forever. Its been a while, but I think if she propositions you with 'Its Cold In My Tent..." again, this has to be the very first time you'd be sleeping with her, and you turn her down nicely... you could, later, be at high enough approval where you can invite her to your tent.

 

Quick search of youtube doesn't have a lot, but in this video, you get the "wicked, wicked man" line. it starts at 7:21... the clip appears to be from a modded game, but my version is not modded and I found the same lines.

 

[christophpfaff]

when getting across to the Circle Tower you need to convince the guardian on the shore. He suggest to leave Morrigan and himself alone for a little while and she says something along the line of being happy to oblige and suck the life out of him, just the like the last partner she had...especially since right before she refers to the tower being a possible symbol for male parts ;-)

 

...great...not as funny as parts of the "Bard's Tale" but still exceptional writing

[MichaelN7]

Male human mage
"Wise" voice
Deep Roads, 17th time fighting deepstalkers...

"What manner of beast is this?!?"
I see him saying that in mock-seriousness.

"These creatures have unusual powers, be wary!"
I see him saying that with an aside, like, *ooh, scary*

[SherryGold]

When you travel through Demerim back alleys, you sometimes come across several rogues waiting behind a gate that will separate you from the rest of the parties. The last time that happened, Zevran was level 20 or so, and the warden had every faith in him that he could deal with a mob of rogues alone. His dex at this point was well over 140 with the help of rally. Dealing with six rogues, he got stunned of course, but the enemy rogues just couldn't land a hit even when he was a sitting duck for a while. Made me laugh.

[Qun00]

Male human mage
"Wise" voice
Deep Roads, 17th time fighting deepstalkers...

"What manner of beast is this?!?"
I see him saying that in mock-seriousness.

"These creatures have unusual powers, be wary!"
I see him saying that with an aside, like, *ooh, scary*

The Wise voice set's lines are the most fitting for my Warden's personality, but I just couldn't stand how it sounds like an old man.

[Deadly dwarf]

At camp, my Dalish elf finally finds out what happens to poor Tamlen during the shriek camp attack scene.  While talking with ghoul Tamlen, I chose some response other than "put him out of his misery."  Sure, enough Tamlen goes bad....and the rest of the camp lays into the poor fellow using all their trash-talking fight banter!  (You will fear me!  yada, yada...)  So much for my sensitive companions...   Naturally, Alistair is the only one to ask:  "Who was that?"  They probably should've included some lines of sympathy from some of the others, particularly your PC's LI.  Oh well...

[Saburau]

I was travelling through Orzammar today and got this: Leliana "You know, after all this is over, I wouldn't mind getting a job here. I could sing, tell stories, help the king get items from high shelves..."

[GeneralXIV]

Everything Morrigan says

[christophpfaff]

I just started the game for the second time and  i play a City Elf now. In the scene after everything goes out of hand with Shianni hitting the human, there is a little squirrel in the background looking all out of place. It is positioned between Duncan and the Elder and is just wiggling its nose looking up and down...hilarious...

[Neki01]

"Are you alive?Does that mean i still have to marry you?"

 

That line defined my Warden personality

 

Also:

 

"Can i get you a ladder?So you can get of my back?"

 

"Looks like someone wants to die.Again"

 

"Don't we have better things to do?Killing things perhaps?"

 

"Foolish creature! It should know better than to attack!"

 

"Hmmm, a beast. Let's maul it"

 

"Now that's a big lizard... Kill it!"

 

"Hmph! Why can't the dead stay in the ground where they belong?"

 

"Oh, this is a nasty one."

 

"Bet you i can kill it in two blows."

 

And others