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[Killdren88]

I posted this on the old forums. Figure, i'd give it a revive just for fun. Feel free to add your own stuff.

The Twelve days of Christmas Mass Effect Style. (With added instrumentals.)







On the First day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

A Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Second day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Third day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Fourth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Fifth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Fiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a fish tank on the Normandy

On the sixth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Six Dancing Geth

Fiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four Calling Pyjacks

Three-Dextro cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a fish tank on the Normandy

On the Seventh day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Seven Asari maidens

Six Dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiive Blasto Viiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Eighth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six Dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Ninth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Nine Turian cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiiive Blasto viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Tenth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Ten Prothean relics

Nine Turian Cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiive Blasto viiiiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Eleventh day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Eleven dead Reapers

Ten Prothean relics

Nine Turian Cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fish tank on the Normandy

On the Twelfth day of Christmas a Hanar gave to me

Twelve combat drones

Eleven dead Reapers

Ten Prothean relics

Nine Turian cruisers

Eight Krogan babies

Seven Asari maidens

Six dancing Geth

Fiiiiiiive Blasto Viiiiids

Four calling Pyjacks

Three Dextro-cakes

Two Matchlock rifles

And a Fiiiiiish tank on the Nooooorrrr…man…dyyyyyyy!

[Arcian]

I'll give you an A for effort.

[Deathjester929]

A rapping Tali?

 

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Grunty the Tank-Bred Krogan

https://soundcloud.c...ank-bred-krogan

 

You know Garrus and Ashley and Kaidan and Tali, 

Legion and Mordin, Liara and EDI.

But do you recall?

The most dangerous squadmate of all? 

 

Grunty the tank-bred krogan,

had a very pure genome.

And if you ever crossed him,

Fear would shake you to the bone. 

All of the other krogan,

used to laugh and call him names. 

They never let poor Grunty, 

Join a krantt or bed their dames. 

 

Then one harsh Tuchanka eve, 

Shepard came to say.

"Grunty, with your rage and might, 

Won't you slay that Maw tonight?".

Then how the krogan loved him, 

As they shouted victory.

Grunty the tank-bred krogan, 

you'll go down in history. 

 

Then one harsh Tuchanka eve, 

Shepard came to say.

"Grunty, with your rage and might, 

Won't you slay that Maw tonight?".

Then how the krogan loved him, 

As they shouted victory.

Grunty the tank-bred krogan, 

you'll go down in history. 

 

*Grunt's "heh, heh, heh" chuckle*

[ZipZap2000]

Grunty the Tank-Bred Krogan
https://soundcloud.c...ank-bred-krogan

You know Garrus and Ashley and Kaidan and Tali,
Legion and Mordin, Liara and EDI.
But do you recall?
The most dangerous squadmate of all?

Grunty the tank-bred krogan,
had a very pure genome.
And if you ever crossed him,
Fear would shake you to the bone.
All of the other krogan,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Grunty,
Join a krantt or bed their dames.

Then one harsh Tuchanka eve,
Shepard came to say.
"Grunty, with your rage and might,
Won't you slay that Maw tonight?".
Then how the krogan loved him,
As they shouted victory.
Grunty the tank-bred krogan,
you'll go down in history.

Then one harsh Tuchanka eve,
Shepard came to say.
"Grunty, with your rage and might,
Won't you slay that Maw tonight?".
Then how the krogan loved him,
As they shouted victory.
Grunty the tank-bred krogan,
you'll go down in history.

*Grunt's "heh, heh, heh" chuckle*

Get this guy a dev kit.

We're bringing Christmas to Tuchanka this year.

[SentinelMacDeath]

[Dalakaar]

I'll give you an Asarigasm for effort.

ftfy

[SentinelMacDeath]

it's getting closer to Christmas so I'll give this a bump and add 

 

[9TailsFox]

[The Real Pearl #2]

Merry santa day humans, have a jolly holly good time. With your presents and such.