Only hot Korean supermodels and guys uglier than me make it to my friends list.
How do you guys make friends online?
#27
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 02:48
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#30
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 04:13
I am more willing to accept friend requests from people who play as sexy fat turians
Friend request sent.
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#33
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 04:19
I am more willing to accept friend requests from people who play as sexy fat turians
I play as Turian at least once a week but so far I've never managed to get into a game with you.
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#34
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 04:20
Asari's don't have this problem
so...
i don't know what to tell you specimens
but i add all, species
as long as they entertain me ![]()
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#36
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 04:21
Go to the very top of the leaderboards for your platform, then start sending FR's.
...leader...boards?
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#37
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 04:24
...leader...boards?
Eh, the people on top cheated to get their rank, so... not actually worth anything and more a reason to avoid those players. Just my opinion.
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#38
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 04:40
- throw away eckbawks
- throw away peasetree
- join PC Mustard Race
- Insta-Max Manifest!
to be more serious / helpful,...
usually I accept grill requests only, when:
- They are asaris
- They are Korean grill models
- They are female krogan bar dancers.
Fixed.
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#39
Posté 21 décembre 2015 - 04:57
- throw away xbox
- buy ps3 or PC
no need to join AHF, groups not required- make grill friends
or to be more serious / helpfull,...
usually I accept grill requests only, when:
- They are Asaris
- They have Quarian Bum Bum/ models
- They are fat Turians
- They Krogan bar dancers/ head butters
Final revise/ Fixed
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#40
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 02:15
Do you have a mic? That helps.
Do you always help with objectives?
...total prerequisite for me...
Are you playing the difficulty level that corresponds to your skill AND inventory?
...if someone should be playing bronze/silver and drops into a gold/plat with me then sends a FR, well, they might wanna hope that I just ignore it rather than send a response full of my actual thoughts
Do you repeatedly come to stand directly in front of me, obscuring my aim when I'm melting a banshee with my PPR? If so, send me your address with your FR because I'm coming over for a long chat...
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#41
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 04:33
Lastly, nuke swarmers in between waves.
Mostly this.
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#42
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 04:46
Asari's don't have this problem
so...
i don't know what to tell you specimens
but i add all, species
as long as they entertain me
Well sure if I was an asari in nothing but bra and panties holding what looks like a blue omni ****** I would have a lot of friends too
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#43
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 05:00
Well sure if I was an asari in nothing but bra and panties holding what looks like a blue omni ****** I would have a lot of friends too
I think all Asaris should embrace their beauty, the only reason why i have undergarments is because of the rules enforced by so called america
Like why can men walk with out a shirt and not females?
We didn't use to have this back in Thessia until we adapted human culture.
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#44
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 05:07
Well sure if I was an asari in nothing but bra and panties holding what looks like a blue omni ****** I would have a lot of friends too
Reminds me of the web serial I'm reading...
“How is it possible you can’t find anything to do?” Juniper asked, now uncharacteristically annoyed. “There’s lots of stuff. Read. Go start a fight. Have sex with someone. I manage just fine.”
“That, Juno my dear, is because you’ll **** anything that moves.”
“That just isn’t true,” the dryad said haughtily. “Only sentient beings whom I don’t actively dislike. I have standards.”
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#45
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 06:11
Reminds me of the web serial I'm reading...
“How is it possible you can’t find anything to do?” Juniper asked, now uncharacteristically annoyed. “There’s lots of stuff. Read. Go start a fight. Have sex with someone. I manage just fine.”
“That, Juno my dear, is because you’ll **** anything that moves.”
“That just isn’t true,” the dryad said haughtily. “Only sentient beings whom I don’t actively dislike. I have standards.”
You want me to read all of that?
I think all Asaris should embrace their beauty, the only reason why i have undergarments is because of the rules enforced by so called america
Like why can men walk with out a shirt and not females?
We didn't use to have this back in Thessia until we adapted human culture.
Uhhh I dont think america is the only place where it is illegal to walk around naked. And are you implying asari's adapted human culture or american?
#47
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 07:47
You want me to read all of that?
It won't hurt you, promise. ![]()
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#48
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 07:50
I think yer supposed to invite people to play by asking if they have an instagram
#49
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 08:00
It won't hurt you, promise.
He obviously doesn't like reading since he didn't noticed what i said
and don't make promises you can't keep
![]()
You want me to read all of that?
Uhhh I dont think america is the only place where it is illegal to walk around naked. And are you implying asari's adapted human culture or american?
When i said "the only reason why i have undergarments is because of the rules enforced by so called america" it's because i am currently located in america and here they do not let Asaris roam around topless or any female to be exact.
To answer your question yes i'm implying Asari's adapted human culture like stated below. I highlighted it to make it easy for you to read ![]()
. . .
We didn't use to have this back in Thessia until we adapted human culture.
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#50
Posté 22 décembre 2015 - 08:07
When i said "the only reason why i have undergarments is because of the rules enforced by so called america" it's because i am currently located in america and here they do not let Asaris roam around topless or any female to be exact.
To answer your question yes i'm implying Asari's adapted human culture like stated below.
Which is kind of weird when you think about it. I understand how Japan, Polynesia etc adapted to western morals and standards but the Asari don't have any reason to do that, too. If their diplomats and traders put on clothes when dealing with humans, yeah... that would make sense. But all the Asari everywhere? Because of those upstart humans? Ehhh... can't see that happening.
The fear and condemnation of nudity in the USA is way over the top anyway. Oh noes, we saw a nipple for half a second! The world is coming to an end! Bleh. I guess that is what happens if you equal nudity to sex.
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