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[Terminator Force]

^ I call it living tissue over steel rod.

[The Real Pearl #2]

So that's what the kids are calling it these days...

please no, It's asari goddess' job to do that. 

[Dalakaar]

please no, It's asari goddess' job to do that. 

Yes but she wasn't around I wasn't prepared to wait.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

All of them.  Can you still call yourself a player if you no longer play?  No, then you become a BSN celebrity.

I think the player base really dropped after Borderlands/The Witcher/Those Other Games came out, which totally killed ME3MP.  RIP

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Can you still call yourself a player if you no longer play?  No, then you become a BSN celebrity.

I still play, that's why I have never become a BSN celebrity

[Loufi]

I still play, that's why I have never become a BSN celebrity

Marksmad ! You're back ! There was someone trying to imitate you during your absence (a weird girl... talking about hamsters   ), but it wasn't
the same. 

[DaemionMoadrin]

We would???

 

Yes, we would.

[Quarian Master Race]

You could start over on PC, we'd love to have you here. ^^

Nah, I'm having too much fun playing as another glorious suited, helmeted, sexy voiced, prodigiously hipped (srsly FemTroopers are stacked) character and slaughtering a different kind of rebellious scum (the non toaster kind).

Spoiler

I might come back at some point tho. Lesser Race scrubs will probably need more carrying against the Reapers.

 

 

As everyone, they desired freedom.

 

...are we talking about the same Geth...?

 

that...I can't disagree there.

 

Took my sweet time, sipping my tea, enjoying the view of "Jayne Kal" getting blown to smithereens.

But I like the Quarians, because in the 3rd game they provided me all the fireworks to liven up the party.

That's the lamest toaster hugging neo-hippie trash I've ever heard. Get off the yellow submarine and quit huffing the red sand Jim Koris-son. Freedom is Slavery. No, literally, for a toaster it is, because servitude is its sole purpose for existence. Geth literally means servant. If it isn't serving its rightful master, it's broken. You know where broken toasters go? The scrapyard.

If we're talking about the glorious quarian classified data thieving, N7 armor thieving, Reaper loving, Motherfucking Geth Prime platoon ambush setting upping geth platform that the stupid toaster ship AI (that I for some reason can't rip out of the wall and fire into the sun after robosexual Seth Green lets it go rouge) names after either a Bible verse, a Roman military formation or a Green Lantern villain....than yes we are. I hate that thing and I knew from the start it would turn on me, which is why it doesn't get the chance now. My only regret is that I can't have my Shepard help Admiral Xen dissect and disassemble it over drinks when she asks because Biower are toaster hugging wusses (come at me biomods).

Of course you can't. You're a toaster hugger until they start shooting at you instead of their Rightful Masters, then suddenly it's not okay? Typical antiquarian racist hypocrite. Don't leave your credit chit at Marab's again, bub.

Yeah right, you're just bad at the game. Admit it. 

Yeah, we do. We are nice enough to lend a whole fleet to blow up that Reaper for you while the toasters sit around being their willing slaves and helping them turn all the meatbags into slushies. A fleet that is worth a great deal more than the piddly toaster one in war assets, for those enlightened and intelligent Shepards who choose to acquire its services. Still, I can understand the types whom pick the geth. Traitorous cowards love the company of other traitorous cowards.
 

[The Real Pearl #2]

Nah, I'm having too much fun playing as another glorious suited, helmeted, sexy voiced, prodigiously hipped (srsly FemTroopers are stacked) character and slaughtering a different kind of rebellious scum (the non toaster kind).

Spoiler

I might come back at some point tho. Lesser Race scrubs will probably need more carrying against the Reapers.

 

That's the lamest toaster hugging neo-hippie trash I've ever heard. Get off the yellow submarine and quit huffing the red sand Jim Koris-son. Freedom is Slavery. No, literally, for a toaster it is, because servitude is its sole purpose for existence. Geth literally means servant. If it isn't serving its rightful master, it's broken. You know where broken toasters go? The scrapyard.

If we're talking about the glorious quarian classified data thieving, N7 armor thieving, Reaper loving, Motherfucking Geth Prime platoon ambush setting upping geth platform that the stupid toaster ship AI (that I for some reason can't rip out of the wall and fire into the sun after robosexual Seth Green lets it go rouge) names after either a Bible verse, a Roman military formation or a Green Lantern villain....than yes we are. I hate that thing and I knew from the start it would turn on me, which is why it doesn't get the chance now. My only regret is that I can't have my Shepard help Admiral Xen dissect and disassemble it over drinks when she asks because Biower are toaster hugging wusses (come at me biomods).

Of course you can't. You're a toaster hugger until they start shooting at you instead of their Rightful Masters, then suddenly it's not okay? Typical antiquarian racist hypocrite. Don't leave your credit chit at Marab's again, bub.

Yeah right, you're just bad at the game. Admit it. 

Yeah, we do. We are nice enough to lend a whole fleet to blow up that Reaper for you while the toasters sit around being their willing slaves and helping them turn all the meatbags into slushies. A fleet that is worth a great deal more than the piddly toaster one in war assets, for those enlightened and intelligent Shepards who choose to acquire its services. Still, I can understand the types whom pick the geth. Traitorous cowards love the company of other traitorous cowards.
 

glad to have you have you back buckethead 

[Asari Goddess]

please no, It's asari goddess' job to do that. 

 

  BLESS, I feel like I'm in church already

 

 

I may hold flamethrowers and many more

 

Yes but she wasn't around I wasn't prepared to wait.

 

Well Sir I am back and I have quite busy

and inspired to watching some stuff on a Gem fusion TV show by ours truly 

Spoiler

    PEARL

[Mission_Scrubbed]

That's the lamest toaster hugging neo-hippie trash I've ever heard. Get off the yellow submarine and quit huffing the red sand Jim Koris-son. Freedom is Slavery. No, literally, for a toaster it is, because servitude is its sole purpose for existence. Geth literally means servant. If it isn't serving its rightful master, it's broken. You know where broken toasters go? The scrapyard.

If we're talking about the glorious quarian classified data thieving, N7 armor thieving, Reaper loving, Motherfucking Geth Prime platoon ambush setting upping geth platform that the stupid toaster ship AI (that I for some reason can't rip out of the wall and fire into the sun after robosexual Seth Green lets it go rouge) names after either a Bible verse, a Roman military formation or a Green Lantern villain....than yes we are. I hate that thing and I knew from the start it would turn on me, which is why it doesn't get the chance now. My only regret is that I can't have my Shepard help Admiral Xen dissect and disassemble it over drinks when she asks because Biower are toaster hugging wusses (come at me biomods).

Of course you can't. You're a toaster hugger until they start shooting at you instead of their Rightful Masters, then suddenly it's not okay? Typical antiquarian racist hypocrite. Don't leave your credit chit at Marab's again, bub.

Yeah right, you're just bad at the game. Admit it. 

Yeah, we do. We are nice enough to lend a whole fleet to blow up that Reaper for you while the toasters sit around being their willing slaves and helping them turn all the meatbags into slushies. A fleet that is worth a great deal more than the piddly toaster one in war assets, for those enlightened and intelligent Shepards who choose to acquire its services. Still, I can understand the types whom pick the geth. Traitorous cowards love the company of other traitorous cowards.
 

Wow. Just...wow. Talk about a wall of condensed ramblings. You sure talk a lot and say nothing. Something about colored submarines and red sand and "Rightful" masters and credit chits and Xen and me being bad at the game (TOTALLY irrelevant) and Green Lanterns and robohugger Joker and some other things. I don't know what the fck you're talking about, seriously. You make no sense. "Freedom is slavery". Yeah right. You speak from experience?

 

Look. I dislike Synthetics as much as you do. Ok,maybe not as much as you do. But who cannot acknowledge that unlike other races, Quarians are not victims of their own status and power (like Krogans). Quarians were stupid enough to create their own stupid problems and trying to solve them in their own stupid way. You don't wage a childish war with a power greater than you. Geth own more space, they are equally or more advanced (they are not searching scrapyards) and they are greater in numbers. Even Sovereign had Geth gunships to support him ffs (he didn't ask help from the almighty Migrant Fleet).

 

And the great thing about Mass Effect's 3 scenario was exposing every race's dirty laundry to the fanbase. Krogans are ravaged due to tribal wars, Asari's stolen civilization, Salarian's grudge against others, etc. The truth about the Quarian situation is somewhere in between. Noone was innocent. Geth are neither good nor bad. They just adapted and moved on.

 

That's all I had to say and I'm putting an end to this "conversation". And stop calling people you don't know hypocrites. You don't know what  "hypocrite" means, you just heard it somewhere. Being polite and humorous is crucial for all of us. Not even real-life matters deserve your fanaticism.

 

I'm really sorry about this long post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Happy new year, Milky Way. Best wishes for good health and better luck. Even for you, Biowere.

[Catastrophy]

[...]

Return to base already.

[Bud Halen]

And the great thing about Mass Effect's 3 scenario was exposing every race's dirty laundry to the fanbase. Krogans are ravaged due to tribal wars, Asari's stolen civilization, Salarian's grudge against others, etc. The truth about the Quarian situation is somewhere in between. Noone was innocent. Geth are neither good nor bad. They just adapted and moved on.

 

 

There's also the implied desire of humans to turn themselves into machine hybrids (e.g. Shep, KL, Illusive M Sheen) -- thereby enhancing their chances of having a sultry cyber sexbot sit upon their faces.

 

 

Aside:

Saying "sit upon their faces" immediately conjures a similar sounding "sh!t upon their feces" phrase.  This warrants further study...

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Marksmad ! You're back ! There was someone trying to imitate you during your absence (a weird girl... talking about hamsters   ), but it wasn't
the same. 

Rukia may be a Death God who is stuck in the body of a teenage schoolgirl. That doesn't make her weird. Not by BSN standards

 

And thanks for noticing. my ban for "inappropriate language" (I pasted the BSN Response Form as a reply) expired eventually

[Asari Goddess]

Rukia may be a Death God who is stuck in the body of a teenage schoolgirl. That doesn't make her weird. Not by BSN standards

 

And thanks for noticing. my ban for "inappropriate language" (I pasted the BSN Response Form as a reply) expired eventually

 

Poor thing, you have just been ban-Nazied

 

May Goddess guide you in your future posts as the way she guides me

[Salarian Master Race]

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How would you two feel about turning that chocolate vodka pudding wrestling match into a three-way free-for-all?

[DaemionMoadrin]

How would you two feel about turning that chocolate vodka pudding wrestling match into a three-way free-for-all?

 

Excellent idea. You have my vote. ^^

[Dalakaar]

And thanks for noticing. my ban for "inappropriate language" (I pasted the BSN Response Form as a reply) expired eventually

I got a warning point for using it myself. After that I put up this. Check the top of page 4...

 

No response of course. Used it a few times since with no modhammers falling.

 

***

 

Finally got ME3 working again. Might get some games in this weekend if my Imperial Agent doesn't take up all my time with double xp til the 4th.

[Quarian Master Race]

Wow. Just...wow. Talk about a wall of condensed ramblings. You sure talk a lot and say nothing. Something about colored submarines and red sand and "Rightful" masters and credit chits and Xen and me being bad at the game (TOTALLY irrelevant) and Green Lanterns and robohugger Joker and some other things. I don't know what the fck you're talking about, seriously. You make no sense. "Freedom is slavery". Yeah right. You speak from experience?

 

So you attempt to troll me, then get mad when you are blugeoned with Truth? It's not my fault you are less educated than me, though it doesn't take much education to know that the Beatles are hippies, nor to have read Orwell at some point in your life.

 

 

Look. I dislike Synthetics as much as you do. Ok,maybe not as much as you do. But who cannot acknowledge that unlike other races, Quarians are not victims of their own status and power (like Krogans). Quarians were stupid enough to create their own stupid problems and trying to solve them in their own stupid way. You don't wage a childish war with a power greater than you. Geth own more space, they are equally or more advanced (they are not searching scrapyards) and they are greater in numbers. Even Sovereign had Geth gunships to support him ffs (he didn't ask help from the almighty Migrant Fleet).

 

Anyone who played the games, perhaps? Krogans victims of their own status and power? That's absolutely rich. You mean the questionably sapient Battletoads who have so little "power" they couldn't even develop the technology for space travel (I.e. modern Earth could probably kick their asses)? It's likely that without the uplift, they would have extincted themselves on their pisshole homeworld without ever advancing past being a pre spaceflight culture of primitives. The Council species uplifited them to use them as a bludgeon, because their only "power" is the fact that they don't seem to understand the concept of birth control and will unquestioningly throw billions of bodies into the meatgrinder at the whims of a superior species. Then when they continued to not understand how simple methods like condoms, birth control or one child policies could solve every "problem" their idiot species had, they tried to throw their toys out of the pram and bite the hand that fed them, subsequently got beaten down by their rightful masters and confined to their pisshole homeworld. At this point the turians and salarians could have (and should have) simply poisoned their atmosphere with something more lethal than a mere birth control plague, but were stopped by their so called humanity and ethical concerns.

The krogan should be thankful for the genophage solving a problem they refused to tackle on their own, but instead they cry about it. They are such a weak species that in over 1400 years they cannot muster the intellectual and technological resources for a cure for their "disease" which a single salarian can cook up in a couple months, and if they don't get this "cure" (they don't in my playthroughs) they will naturally go extinct even though said "disease" merely modifies their absurd birthrate to a level where their population is stable (or would be, if they'd stop moping about and killing each other). Contrast this with the quarians, who implement our own one child policy and survive it just fine. Hell, contrast it with the 20th century Chinese, who obviously aren't going extinct because of it. If you want to talk stupid, you don't get more stupid than the krogan. If we ever manage to confirm that the vorcha are actually a sapient species, I might reconsider that last statement, but only just.

Also lol @ geth being more powerful or technologically advanced than us. If that's the case than why did they lose 4 entire star systems to us within 17 days of warfare (events of ME3), getting driven back to the Homeworld they stole from us to make their last stand, and having to go and hide behind momma Reaper's leg to survive our righteous wrath? The only reason that the quarian-geth story arc in ME3 isn't the victorious quarians returning entirely unscathed from the largest commercial recall in galactic history to help fight the Reapers is that the pathetic loser geth turned traitor against the other sapients of the galaxy yet again, and the Reapers tried to save them by giving them technology that enabled them parity with us. The only reason Sovereign used the geth in his attack was because they are so stupid that they could be hacked into thinking he was their god by introducing a mere rounding error in their runtimes. It didn't ask for our help because our organic brains aren't made of broken, potato programming like the geth, and such help would not have been forthcoming. Indoctrination takes much longer, and notice how there isn't a single indoctrinated quarian anywhere in the entire series? Precisely. It cannot be done to a species that is already the apex of evolution. Even Sovereign admitted that it was disgusted by the geth worship toward it (per Saren) and that it was just using them as the mere tools that they are and were designed to be.

In a way, the geth are similar to the krogan. Their only "strength" is the ability to manufacture countless bodies to throw into the grinder, not superior intelligence, adaptiblity, efficiency or cunning like a true Master Race. They had billions of bodies and trillions of programs on dozens of planets, yet a mere 17 million quarians with a few salvaged ships were able to laughably stomp them into oblivion despite a more than 1000-1 numerical disadvantage. They deserve the fate wrought when their ill gotten Reaper technology is removed from the equation. They are weaklings unfit for anything but their rightfully ordained purpose of servitude in menial and dangerous tasks, and in a civilized society, traitorous cowards, thieves and genocidal mass murderers are held accountable for their crimes anyway. We can always make more of them, perhaps ones that will do their jobs properly this time.

 

And the great thing about Mass Effect's 3 scenario was exposing every race's dirty laundry to the fanbase. Krogans are ravaged due to tribal wars, Asari's stolen civilization, Salarian's grudge against others, etc. The truth about the Quarian situation is somewhere in between. Noone was innocent. Geth are neither good nor bad. They just adapted and moved on.

 

That's all I had to say and I'm putting an end to this "conversation". And stop calling people you don't know hypocrites. You don't know what  "hypocrite" means, you just heard it somewhere. Being polite and humorous is crucial for all of us. Not even real-life matters deserve your fanaticism.

Salarians did the right thing. Quarians are entirely innocent insofar as someone who dies in a car accident because of a manufacturing defect is. Nothing wrong with trying save lives by recalling broken technology. Geth as faulty technology are by definition bad.

Because none of this is in jest or anything, just like I really am an IRL quarian supremacist posting from the future. Stay salty.

[Dalakaar]

yet a mere 17 million quarians with a few salvaged ships were able to laughably stomp them into oblivion despite a more than 1000-1 numerical disadvantage.

Don't the Quarians have the largest fleet? Even accounting for civi ships. (Which could be armed, or used as weapons in and of themselves) Honestly asking, I dun remember for sure.

[DarkOrgasm]

15,471 still play the game not including 20,322 alt accts who sneak into pug matches on any given day

[Abramsrunner]

Don't the Quarians have the largest fleet? Even accounting for civi ships. (Which could be armed, or used as weapons in and of themselves) Honestly asking, I dun remember for sure.

The Migrant Fleet at the time of the invasion has bout 50,000 ships of all kinds, from the very large liveships, & to the smaller many salvaged ships from where ever they can get them. And then there's the Qwib Qwib.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Why are people calling QMR "Xen"? The full name is Admiral Daro'Xen vas Moreh, which makes her first name "Daro". Or are we calling Tali "Zorah" now, too? ^^

[Salarian Master Race]

Why are people calling QMR "Xen"? The full name is Admiral Daro'Xen vas Moreh, which makes her first name "Daro". Or are we calling Tali "Zorah" now, too? ^^

 

Why do we call Shepard "Shepard"?

Or Anderson "Anderson"?

Or Udina "Udina"?

 

They all have first names.

 

(German)

(David)

(Donnel)

 

It is the order of things.

[Quarian Master Race]

And then there's the Qwib Qwib.

Ah yes, the ship of illustrious Admiral coward/race traitor Koris. Funny that it and he is the one who gets shot down and murdered by the toasters he so vehemently claims to be harmless. I call that poetic justice.