How have I never seen this before, tears! ![]()
How have I never seen this before, tears! ![]()
You just know miranda will be on the ark and you'll be having to help her with her bloody sister again.
The same can be said with all the other squadmates who needed Shepard to hold his/her hand/claw/paw/tentacle/whatever to solve their problems.
You just know miranda will be on the ark and you'll be having to help her with her bloody sister again.
Exactly.. Except I'm a lesbian, so the process would be rather pointless.
Oh wait.. Would be no different to my ex.

Exactly.. Except I'm a lesbian, so the process would be rather pointless.
Oh wait.. Would be no different to my ex.

Excellent gif, will have to remember that one for future use.
The only good thing about Jacob is that he tells Shepard to get a grip when Shepard is all Jacob Jacob let me help you heal, you need healing from me, let's talk about your issues, let it all out, tell me about your problems. He's like chill Shep, you worry more than I do, geez.
Unfortunately, in order to get that combo you have to talk to Jacob several times. And then you have to help him with his dad anyway so never mind.
The same can be said with all the other squadmates who needed Shepard to hold his/her hand/claw/paw/tentacle/whatever to solve their problems.
There are three things that are certain in life:
Death, taxes, and daddy issues.
All problems in Mass Effect could be solved with the barrel of a gun.
All problems in Mass Effect could be solved with the barrel of a gun.

There are three things that are certain in life:
Death, taxes, and daddy issues.
All problems in Mass Effect could be solved with the barrel of a gun.
"all problems ever can be solved with suitable application of violence and disregard for human life"
"all problems ever can be solved with suitable application of violence and disregard for human life"
you know this thread has a good point, our character should have daddy issues and our companions should talk us through them with their daddy issues so we can so daddy issues using daddy issues.
Crap I think I just looped that back to us solving daddy issues.
And, in the end, Shepard is a daddy (or mother) figure to everyone on board.
Except maybe Mordin. And Javik.
And some of the ones that had abusive/absent parent, fixed everything by themselves. Give me a drinking companion! Someone i can ****** about how the desert sand gets inside my pants or something.
Well if the world of Thedas is in Andromeda maybe we could swing by and pick Oghren up for you
Well if the world of Thedas is in Andromeda maybe we could swing by and pick Oghren up for you
I'm pretty sure that theory says that Thedas is or was in the Milky Way but hey! If it means i can get wasted with Oghren, i'm all in!
I've just realised - DA4 is going to have everyone glowing green and a sentient sexbot as antagonist.
Could be worse! (always the optimist!)
U Wot M8?
I just wanna kill and bang. Not necessarily in that order.
Also, not enough Gamer Poop references.
We need a dislike button. Stupid thread is stupid.
You don't want your profile to go over 9000.