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#151
ZipZap2000

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! SUIT-RAT MASTER RACE! WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!!! ENJOY!!!

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Sharks!

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They don't care like the glorious MP Master Race. We're still fighting the good fight against the Reapers (and toasters/space nazis) 4 years later while they ask for more romances and hair physics or whatever (at least when we're not being retired).


MP Master Race! When ME:A comes out I'll have to record my speed run the SP game on hardest difficulty full of bio/tech explosions to show the PUGs/SP enthusiasts how MP is truly Master Race
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#153
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Forgive me, I should've said "trying to make Mass Effect style gameplay compatible with PvP would be like trying to teach a fish how to walk, run, climb a ladder, do a standing long jump and make me a sandwich before they die from a lack of water".

 

Ooo ooo! If ME:A MP is anything like ME3MP, then we'll be able to do this all with one button!

 

One button to rule them all!



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Catastrophy

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The best part about saltwater pools is that they're so much lower on maintenance (only need a reliable supply of rustled SP scrubs, which are easy to find here) while being much easier on soft quarian skin. Chlorine is for gassing toaster hugging traitors, not relaxation.

 

No, the thread must grow. I don't even know what the OP is on about, but the waterfall of tears produced every time MP is mentioned on this forum is too delicious.

The saltwater pool is not for you. Sorry. The saltwater pool is for the coffee machines of the writer's pit.



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The Real Pearl #2

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On the topic of salt. 



#156
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Yeah. 

 

It'll have around 8 characters, 3 maps, and 3 factions.  Of course RNG.

And Geth stunlock will last 3 times longer. And Praetorians will brain stab you telepathically. I dig that.

 

ROMANCE OPTIONS IN MP WOULD BE AWESOME!!! OUR VORCHA CAN FINALLY BE WITH ASARI GODDESS IN GAME!   <3   <3   <3

 

 

DEAR BIOWARE,

 

    IT'S VORCHA AGAIN! WE HUMBLY ASK THAT YOU MAKE AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOUR DEVS ARE TAKING RESOURCES AWAY FROM SP CONENT FOR MP CONTENT! WE KNOW THAT IT IS A LIE! GRRAAAAAAAGH!!! WE ARE ASKING YOU TO LIE TO SP PLAYERS SO THAT THEY CAN CRY THEIR SALTY TEARS AND VORCHA CAN COLLECT TEARS IN EMPTY SWIMMING POOL AND FINALLY GIVE THE SUIT-RAT MASTER RACE HER SWIMMING POOL THAT SHE RIGHTFULLY DESERVES!! YOU THE BEST!!

 

-VMB

 

I want a vorcha love interest in Andromeda. Y u deny me biower?


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#157
ZipZap2000

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Thing is I actually think pvp could work if they keep it simple enough. I wouldn't want it in game because of the atmosphere and mentality it brings with it. Not that I don't mind a bit of that on occasion.

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I am in no way a fan of PvP, but if we had to have a competitive mode then why not something similar to Fable Legends or BioWare's canceled Shadow Realms game? An asymmetrical game mechanic where 4 hero players face off against a single opponent that is directing the attacks of the AI minions?

 

At least this way we wouldn't have to worry about balance homogenizing the gameplay since it would still be the same basic premise of the co-operative mode, just with a human masterminding the attacks of the enemies. 



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MP Master Race! When ME:A comes out I'll have to record my speed run the SP game on hardest difficulty full of bio/tech explosions to show the PUGs/SP enthusiasts how MP is truly Master Race


This. I'll sometime watch folks play ME on twitch. These folks cant pull of a biotic or tech explosion it thier mother's lives depended on it.

Seriously, if someone held a gun to their mothers head and said "pull off a tech/biotic explosion or your mom gets it!" there would be a million dead mothers.

I'll try to help them in chat by telling them that their game could improve if they invest some time in MP. And the butthurt tears flow. "Stop backseating!" "I know how to play my game!"

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! SUIT-RAT MASTER RACE! WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!!! ENJOY!!!

 

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Xen loves this noble gesture from the vorcha representative so much that she decided to take another vacation to enjoy it.


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MP Master Race! When ME:A comes out I'll have to record my speed run the SP game on hardest difficulty full of bio/tech explosions to show the PUGs/SP enthusiasts how MP is truly Master Race

 

He's not all talk either.  I've ran into Bunz a few times and he lays it down in MP.  He goes out there and pugs it.  You can help us win or get dragged to victory...either way we getting our credits.

 

I saw him die a few times using the Jug on gold though! :lol:

 

Really though, I'm excited to see what they ended up doing with ME:A MP.  I hope they don't give it the DAI treatment.