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[Lucca_de_Neon]

Inquiring about taste in alcohol is a very important first date topic. 

But of course! it says much about one person! Who would go out with someone that drinks tequila without salt and lemon? outrageous!

[SentinelMacDeath]

THE most important question is: Do you like animals? 

2nd most important: Did you leave Kaidan or Ashley behind on Virmire

3rd most important: Did you kill or save Danse?

[Larry-3]

You two don't need to duel to prove how special you are

But no, we'd definately need to include that duel in BSN's soap opera. I'd be the Josephine of the show, watching from the sidelines, enjoying a good fight, but staying classy and diplomatic about it.

Also, contrary to Josephine, I want at least one sex scene.

LadyMac, Eleonora wishes a duel in the proposed soap opera.

I walk in the courtyard holding a sword, wearing a violet fedora with a feather in it. Me and LadyMac stand ready to win the affection of Eleonora, the crowd stands silent. After we do our fighting dance with the sword, we both grab Eleonora on each side, head to some place romantic. Which leads to the forbidden sex scene. I kiss her right hand, while LadyMac kisses her left hand. Then we both kiss her different sides of her neck. The light fades to black as the curtains fall ending the second act.

Hopefully the audience would applause.

[Vanilka]

You two don't need to duel to prove how special you are

 

But no, we'd definately need to include that duel in BSN's soap opera. I'd be the Josephine of the show, watching from the sidelines, enjoying a good fight, but staying classy and diplomatic about it.

 

Also, contrary to Josephine, I want at least one sex scene.

 

And while they're busy fighting, I jump in to sweep you off your feet... and maybe kidnap you while the fools aren't looking. We'll ride off into the sunset on my white steed. Ooor, I'll get slapped and refused in an embarrassing fashion, which I shall respect as the gentlewoman I am, but hey, worth a try. We want diversity on our show, yes?

[Lucca_de_Neon]

And while they're busy fighting, I jump in to sweep you off your feet... and maybe kidnap you while the fools aren't looking. We'll ride off into the sunset on my white steed. Ooor, I'll get slapped and refused in an embarrassing fashion, which I shall respect as the gentlewoman I am, but hey, worth a try. We want diversity on our show, yes?

Want me to play the violin while you get rejected? I'll find myself a nice mountain to stand on. It will be epic!

[Vanilka]

LadyMac, Eleonora wishes a duel in the proposed soap opera.

I walk in the courtyard holding a sword, wearing a violet fedora with a feather in it. Me and LadyMac stand ready to win the affection of Eleonora, the crowd stands silent. After we do our fighting dance with the sword, we both grab Eleonora on each side, head to some place romantic. Which leads to the forbidden sex scene. I kiss her right hand, while LadyMac kisses her left hand. Then we both kiss her different sides of her neck. The light fades to black as the curtains fall ending the second act.

Hopefully the audience would applause.

 

I've got beaten to it. ALAS! 

[SentinelMacDeath]

I'll take part in the duel in hopes that my one true love will take notice, in the process I might break Eleonora's heart and several of Larry-3's bones 

[Lucca_de_Neon]

I've got beaten to it. ALAS! 

Are we in hamlet now?

"Alas, poor Vanilka....you look quite bony today!"

Spoiler

....and the curtain falls!

[Larry-3]

And while they're busy fighting, I jump in to sweep you off your feet... and maybe kidnap you while the fools aren't looking. We'll ride off into the sunset on my white steed. Ooor, I'll get slapped and refused in an embarrassing fashion, which I shall respect as the gentlewoman I am, but hey, worth a try. We want diversity on our show, yes?

Plot twist!

Want me to play the violin while you get rejected? I'll find myself a nice mountain to stand on. It will be epic!

I picture a lot of low notes playing.

I'll take part in the duel in hopes that my one true love will take notice, in the process I might break Eleonora's heart and several of Larry-3's bones

Oh we're getting a little dark here. The soap opera shall be epic.

 

Are we in hamlet now?

Has thou not taken notice to the' events that has transpired on this thread?

[Lady Artifice]

You went with Loki over Thor?

 

 

Definitely lying to yourself

 

I promise you that I'm not. Tom Hiddleston is famously charming, clever, funny, and a good dancer. His online female fan base is way, way more intense in their admiration than whats his name's, the guy who played Thor's. 

 

Seriously, the obsession reaches ferocious heights in some sections of the internet. 

 

 

It's similar to the reason Solas has so many more passionate female fans than Iron Bull does. If you want to lure in the kind of straight women who are remotely likely to play video games in the first place, you'd generally be better off starting with someone like him than building a character around being a musclebound hunk.

 

Build him around being a subtly sensitive, intellectual and--occasionally--endearingly awkward faux nerd with a complicated, dark backstory. Then add the muscles. 

[SentinelMacDeath]

I promise you that I'm not. Tom Hiddleston is famously charming, clever, funny, and a good dancer. His online female fan base is way, way more intense in their admiration than whats his name's, the guy who played Thor's. 

 

Seriously, the obsession reaches ferocious heights in some sections of the internet. 

 

 

It's similar to the reason Solas has so many more passionate female fans than Iron Bull does. If you want to lure in the kind of straight women who are remotely likely to play video games in the first place, you'd generally be better off starting with someone like him than building a character around being a musclebound hunk.

 

Build him around being a sensitive, intellectual and endearingly awkward faux nerd with a complicated, dark backstory. Then add the muscles. 

 

Wouldn't that be one James Vega?

[NKnight7]

Wouldn't that be one James Vega?

 

Or Cullen, Cullen has his nerdy moments and a tough backstory.

[Nattfare]

Inquiring about taste in alcohol is a very important first date topic.

I'd make a poor impression on the very first date then since I'm not very fond of alcohol.

 

THE most important question is: Do you like animals?
2nd most important: Did you leave Kaidan or Ashley behind on Virmire
3rd most important: Did you kill or save Danse?

1. Yes.

2. Kaidan, Ashley doesn't like animals.

3. Who? Oh, some character from Fallout 4. Never had any interest in playing it.

 

Where they the right answers? What can I win? Will there be a consolation prize if I failed? Is Aššur the capital of Assyria? Does anyone seriously think that Surströmming is tasty? I mean, seriously?

 

So many questions...

[TheBunz]

I'm taking it none of you have seen vacation. There's more to that picture than meets the eye

[SentinelMacDeath]

Or Cullen, Cullen has his nerdy moments and a tough backstory.

 

But Cullen is not as jacked as Vega

 

I do love me some Cullen though nomnom

[Vanilka]

But Cullen is not as jacked as Vega

 

I do love me some Cullen though nomnom

 

I wanted to be like, "How DARE you?" Then I noticed the tiny text.

 

Vanilka Greatly Approves

[Lady Artifice]

Wouldn't that be one James Vega?

 

I don't think Vega is intellectual, let alone a faux nerd. 

 

He might have some nerdy aspects to his personality, but none of the sort I'm thinking of. He's not a pensive introvert, for one. 

[Lucca_de_Neon]

I picture a lot of low notes playing.

 
Has thou not taken notice to the' events that has transpired on this thread?

I picture my freezing butt up on that mountain!


Though 'tis tragic, mine butt will tarry no longer upon this mountain without good reason! Quoth I.   (did I just murdered Shakespear? xD)

[SentinelMacDeath]

I'd make a poor impression on the very first date then since I'm not very fond of alcohol.

 

1. Yes.

2. Kaidan, Ashley doesn't like animals.

3. Who? Oh, some character from Fallout 4. Never had any interest in playing it.

 

Where they the right answers? What can I win? Will there be a consolation prize if I failed? Is Aššur the capital of Assyria? Does anyone seriously think that Surströmming is tasty? I mean, seriously?

 

So many questions...

 

Surströmming is really gross. I'm not very fond of anything fermented besides tea but Surströmming? Hell no. 

 

Almost the right answers, you don't know who Danse is but that could be remedied if willing. The price would be interest, no consolation prize at this point, I ran out. 

 

And yes, yes it is.

[Larry-3]

This thread is gold! Haha!

[Ahglock]

But of course! it says much about one person! Who would go out with someone that drinks tequila without salt and lemon? outrageous!

I'm glad no woman has judged me on that. There are plenty of other ways to drink tequila. Besides limes are almost always better than lemons. There is a reason I planted 4 lime trees and only 2 lemon trees after all. And anyways rum is a better choice.

[NKnight7]

This thread is gold! Haha!

 

It's even better with popcorn!

 

[SentinelMacDeath]

I don't think Vega is intellectual, let alone a faux nerd. 

 

He might have some nerdy aspects to his personality, but none of the sort I'm thinking of. He's not a pensive introvert, for one. 

 

he's nerdy in his own way, he seems to be smart and I think he hides a lot behind those muscles, he's no Kaidan but you know .. he's a good kid

[Lucca_de_Neon]

I'm glad no woman has judged me on that. There are plenty of other ways to drink tequila. Besides limes are almost always better than lemons. There is a reason I planted 4 lime trees and only 2 lemon trees after all. And anyways rum is a better choice.

I'll agree with you about the rum! still, they are different drinks for different moments and they shouldn't be compared

[Panda]

 

 

 

In all of these cases, it's at least as much about charisma as it is about good looks. Especially when it comes to Benedict. He's got a weird looking otter face, but I'd still be more likely to watch a movie because he's in it. 

 

Idk, the moment he was revealed as actor of Doctor Strange, the tag of Doctor Strange on tumblr has been filled with posts about how ugly Benedictus is and how people won't go to see the movie cause Cucumber stars it I guess his looks can divide people.

 

Though I personally do find his Salarian-face quite adorable (and no I didn't came up with this):