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[Fade9wayz]

Wha? But, but I'm totally evil!

 

I don't eat my vegetables, I don't voluntarily share my cookies, I don't help old ladies to cross the street, I don't put my jacket on puddles for women to step over and I don't make shirtless bathroom pics for others to swoon over, I eat the final cookie (or all cookies) in the cookie jar, I have indecent thoughts and I also steal candy from children.

 

Oh I am so planning to take over the world and I will do it with an army of oysters. It will be glorious!

Hurry up with the oysters, please. Mmh, lemons or vinaigrette with shallots? That is real paragon/renegade decisions to make here

[Seraphim24]

COOKIES YES!!!!!!!!

 

[saladinbob]

If you lost a girlfriend to ME2 then you don't need a girlfriend friendly game, you need to re-examine your priorities in life.

[Han Shot First]

If you lost a girlfriend to ME2 then you don't need a girlfriend friendly game, you need to re-examine your priorities in life.

 

That depends on the girlfriend.

 

Some girlfriends (or boyfriends...let's be inclusive   ) would be worth losing over a game.

[TheBunz]

If you lost a girlfriend to ME2 then you don't need a girlfriend friendly game, you need to re-examine your priorities in life.

 

Yeah I need to find a better girlfriend that loves me for who I am. Not some self centered she devil.

I mean come on, it's Mass Effect! It's not like I was cheating on her.

I'm happier now that I dropped the anchor.

 

Next girlfriend will criticize me for my power spread, not that I'm spending a couple hours doing something I enjoy.

[Lucca_de_Neon]

If you lost a girlfriend to ME2 then you don't need a girlfriend friendly game, you need to re-examine your priorities in life.

If you lose someone because of a game, s/he was probably cheating on you for months. **** cheaters

[Mummy22kids]

Somehow I think that relationship might have some physical abuse issues. It must be sad for you that there was no male Quarian LI let alone a husk Quarian.

 

 

I totally disagree.  I think Zaeed would be caring as an LI. You see a little of that in his convo with Samara- as she says he's a complicated individual.

[Donk]

Yeah I need to find a better girlfriend that loves me for who I am. Not some self centered she devil.

I don't think that exists mate..

[Seboist]

Too bad Zaeed wasn't a manfu in ME2, he would've be the ideal older renegade bad boy for my femshep. Her panties almost dropped to the floor at the sight of his antics in his LM.

[TheBunz]

I don't think that exists mate..

 

Then I need to find a woman with the exact same interests as me so that I don't have to hear her nag or get dragged to things that I despise.

 

How hard could it be to find a girl that is into:

Video Games

Humor

The Great Outdoors

Exercise

EDM

Art

Cooking

Learning new skills

...

Bathroom selfies

[Donk]

Then I need to find a woman with the exact same interests as me so that I don't have to hear her nag or get dragged to things that I despise.

I hear you.

[Cyonan]

Then I need to find a woman with the exact same interests as me so that I don't have to hear her nag or get dragged to things that I despise.

 

How hard could it be to find a girl that is into:

Video Games

Humor

The Great Outdoors

Exercise

EDM

Art

Cooking

Learning new skills

...

Bathroom selfies

 

You'll probably still get dragged to things you despise.

 

I'm pretty sure it's written in some kind of girl's code that you must drag your BF to things they hate.

[Lucca_de_Neon]

Then I need to find a woman with the exact same interests as me so that I don't have to hear her nag or get dragged to things that I despise.

 

How hard could it be to find a girl that is into:

Video Games

Humor

The Great Outdoors

Exercise

EDM

Art

Cooking

Learning new skills

...

Bathroom selfies

I meet all requirements except for EDM and bathroom selfies...i'm also a lesbian xD you are playing for the wrong team, mate jajajajaja

[TheBunz]

I meet all requirements except for EDM and bathroom selfies...i'm also a lesbian xD you are playing for the wrong team, mate jajajajaja

You had me excited for a moment. Bolded for when my heart broke

[Lucca_de_Neon]

You had me excited for a moment. Bolded for when my heart broke

We can't all be as perfect as you Sir Bunz but i'm so damn close 

[aoibhealfae]

Then I need to find a woman with the exact same interests as me so that I don't have to hear her nag or get dragged to things that I despise.

 

How hard could it be to find a girl that is into:

Video Games (sometimes)

Humor (probably... questionable... I always win Card Against Humanity tho if that counts)

The Great Outdoors

Exercise

EDM

Art (writing novels count as art?)

Cooking (got a baking and confectionery cert... and a science degree)

Learning new skills (definition?)

...

Bathroom selfies

I'm allergic to those slashed words... and I probably live a continent away from you and I'm too poor for overpriced flight tickets and I probably get flagged as a potential terrorist anyway.

[SmilesJA]

This is what happens when you shut down Off Topic.

 

I want the off topic section back! 

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

I'm confused... Rich dudes? How is that fictional money gonna attract anyone in real life?

[Mummy22kids]

Then I need to find a woman with the exact same interests as me so that I don't have to hear her nag or get dragged to things that I despise.

 

How hard could it be to find a girl that is into:

Video Games

Humor

The Great Outdoors

Exercise

EDM

Art

Cooking

Learning new skills

...

Bathroom selfies

 

Or a woman needs you to have the exact same interests as her so She doesn't get dragged into things that she despises.  Or, you know, you could share some things and still keep some separate interests, like you were individuals or something.

[TheBunz]

I'm allergic to those slashed words... and I probably live a continent away from you and I'm too poor for overpriced flight tickets and I probably get flagged as a potential terrorist anyway.

Learning new skills; understanding ones flaws or lack of skill in an area you find interesting and doing it. A do it yourself attitude.

Ex: don't know how to paint but you want some art decorations for your house. Nice ones are really expensive and don't really mean much to owner. Learn to paint.

[TheBunz]

I'm confused... Rich dudes? How is that fictional money gonna attract anyone in real life?

Hello 50 shades a gray. Fictional rich dude overrode kinky weirdo.

[aoibhealfae]

you need a wife, brah.

[TheBunz]

you need a wife, brah.

Never

[Cyonan]

The rest of the world isn't ready yet to give up Bunz to only a single woman.

[Beerfish]

Woman are so dang confusing.  I told a chick over the phone that I would show up with my six pack.

 

 

When I showed them above she said she had to wash her cat.  Maybe she is a beer snob????