Woman are so dang confusing. I told a chick over the phone that I would show up with my six pack.
When I showed them above she said she had to wash her cat. Maybe she is a beer snob????
You forgot the rich part.

Woman are so dang confusing. I told a chick over the phone that I would show up with my six pack.
When I showed them above she said she had to wash her cat. Maybe she is a beer snob????
You forgot the rich part.

Heineken is a delicious beer indeed
You forgot the rich part.
you had me at chocolate cake
you had me at chocolate cake
Chocolate is OP with women.
Chocolate is OP with women.
it has to be the right kind though
I'll kill for the chance to be able to play as (female) protag with both borderline personality disorder and anti-social personality disorder. Playing a mentally unhinged character with traits like fear of abandonment, narcissism, hot/cold mood swings,a penchant for sexual promiscuity,etc would be.... quite the experience.
I'm purist...

I'd like to believe i'm more elegant than this but i had to do it. As pure as nature.
Spoiler

Saying you don't know any women who like to take bathroom selfies is basically just coming out and saying you don't know any women.
I don't know any women who take bathroom selfies of themselves.
Me neither.
LIARS!!!
I don't know any women who take bathroom selfies of themselves.
Me too. But maybe I should know girls under fiveteen years old?
Me too. But maybe I should know girls under fiveteen years old?
That must be it. My friends are not that young anymore and nor am I.
That must be it. My friends are not that young anymore and nor am I.
Same. And even when we were teens, we would not make selfies in the bathroom. ![]()
Same. And even when we were teens, we would not make selfies in the bathroom.
I didn't even have a cellphone which could take pictures when I was a teen and I didn't have a digital camera so it never occurred to me to take pictures of myself in the bathroom.
I don't know any women who take bathroom selfies of themselves.
Me neither.
Me too. But maybe I should know girls under fiveteen years old?
.......i have friends that take selfies everywhere (including their own bathrooms). In one oportunity, one of them forgot to hide a purple ******. Memories ![]()
But are they women? ![]()
But are they women?
I'm ashamed to say that i don't know any guy with a purple dil do so yes ![]()
It could have belonged to somebody else. Room mate? Wife?
It could have belonged to somebody else. Room mate? Wife?
.....Your friend is using that thing on himself and you know it xD
Heineken is a delicious beer indeed
As a dutchman, I approve.
I love how off topic this thread has gotten(BSN never change).
I love how off topic this thread has gotten(BSN never change).
Welcome to the middle of nowhere. The price of admission is a testosterone-free cookie ![]()
As a dutchman, I approve.
As an argentine, i'll drink the heineken xD