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[prosthetic soul]

Duh women only like two things big shlongs and money.

The straight ones anyway.

I was hesitant to like this post.  Because if this was typed by a female it is scary as ****.

 

Wait....are you body shaming me?  That's it, you've done it now.  Thankfully I have Anita Sarkeesian on speed dial. 

 

Spoiler

Who you gonna call?  PATRIARCHBUSTER

[Donk]

I was hesitant to like this post. Because if this was typed by a female it is scary as ****.

I am a female.

Why is that scary? I'm just telling it like it is bro. When they say they want something deep and emotional they're lying! Remember that.

This is why Donald Trump should be a Li in next game he'd be most popular the dialogue would be like "OMG your comb over is sthooooo sexay."

[prosthetic soul]

I am a female.

Why is that scary? I'm just telling it like it is bro. When they say they want something deep and emotional they're lying! Remember that.

This is why Donald Trump should be a Li in next game he'd be most popular the dialogue would be like "OMG your comb over is sthooooo sexay."

This is depressingly accurate. 

[Donk]

This is depressingly accurate.

Well my friend.. Want some popcorn? I'm pre-empting a shitstorm.

*Sets up a campers chair and gets some booze*

[Lucca_de_Neon]

This is depressingly accurate. 

Wallet kills gallant, nuff said

[aoibhealfae]

honestly, if the rich dudes can pay my measly student debt.. I'm fine with it.

[prosthetic soul]

Wallet kills gallant, nuff said

.......

 

brb, gonna go get a noose along with a chair for me to stand on.

[Lucca_de_Neon]

.......

 

brb, gonna go get a noose along with a chair for me to stand on.

Want me to play the violin in the background? Fair warning, i expect payment for my services

[Donk]

honestly, if the rich dudes can pay my measly student debt.. I'm fine with it.

Trump for LI?

[Donk]

I wanna do a scientific survey thing.

Straight ladies answer honestly would you bang Donald Trump for his $$$$?

Remember. Answer honestly.

[ZipZap2000]

I love both, am I attractive now?

We'll bang, ok?

[CrimsonN7]

Trump for LI?

 

Would never work, the man is too busy building a huge wall to keep the Batarians out. Ain't got time 4 yo genitals.

[TheBunz]

OP, I will thank you to not sexually objectify me and other men everywhere. Also, why does a guy have to be rich for him to be appealing? I think someone has the case of unchecked privilege.

He has to be rich and have a six pack. Everything else is just personality traits/flaws.

[Donk]

He has to be rich and have a six pack. Everything else is just personality traits/flaws.

Nobody cares about that sh*t!

[Seraphim24]

Well ok, in the spirit of the thread should there not be more Barbie girls from a Barbie world?

 

[Donk]

Well in the spirit of the thread should there not be more Barbie girls from a Barbie world?

https://www.youtube....h?v=ZyhrYis509A

I once made up my own words to this song.. Which I won't repeat because it will probably offend somebody and result in another ban.

*Side eyes 12 warning points*

[ZipZap2000]

Well ok, in the spirit of the thread should there not be more Barbie girls from a Barbie world?

https://www.youtube....h?v=ZyhrYis509A

So there's an entire planet full of these things somewhere?

Ice!

[aoibhealfae]

I thought this thread serves w'men...

[Nattfare]

I thought this thread serves w'men...

It's a thread started by Bunz. He's a treat to women every day, all day long.

[aoibhealfae]

It's a thread started by Bunz. He's a treat to women every day, all day long.

 

I want more dudes, six pack abs and muscular ass!

 

JUST DO IT!

[Donk]

This is a sausage fest?

Why am I even here!?!?!?

*Runs out*

[Nattfare]

I want more dudes, six pack abs and muscular ass!
 
JUST DO IT!

Give me some time and I might qualify... eventually... maybe... or not.

[TheBunz]

Nobody cares about that sh*t!

Women do!

[ZipZap2000]

This is a sausage fest?

Why am I even here!?!?!?

*Runs out*

One of us!
One of us!
One of us!

[Helios969]

Maybe we need a competing thread ME:A needs more loose women with big breasts?  Yeah, that'll end well.