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[Terminator Force]

I did. Never knew it possible until I seen it for the first time 3 days ago.

 

I was on Ghost in the center room, when I notice a Jug and the other pugs playing with a Praetorian with it's behind against the ammo box near the stairs. I was SmashGuard, and thought "What could possible go wrong if I charge right in and Smash a little to impress my teammates?" Then it happened. I got butt grabbed with my hands flailing up in the air, then got passed around counter clockwise around it's body with arms still flailing, into it's arms, and then eaten. It was pretty bizarre. Wish I recorded it.

 

 

But yes. Lets talk about the mighty Praetorian. Is there a more awesome boss in ME3mp then it? I think not. Best boss, ever. And destroyers of pugs everywhere, with it's might bubble mechanic that eludes pugs to this day.

 

It's also fun to play with Praetorians when Smashguard. Cancel Smash dodging lazers, or Biotic charging from a distance to close ground while it's Lazering you dead on, leading silent Praetorian to teammates focusing in the other direction...

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

VORCHA PLAYS THAT GAME WITH ASARI GODDESS!!!

[The Real Pearl #2]

I like them better than banshees, i want to see a praetorian fight a banshee.

Any Pc mustards can you grant this gem their wish?

#HelpApearl #crabfight

PLSSSSSSSSSS

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

I like them better than banshees, i want to see a praetorian fight a banshee.

Any Pc mustards can you grant this gem their wish?

#HelpApearl #crabfight

PLSSSSSSSSSS

GOTTA LOVE THAT FACE!

[Asari Goddess]

I like them better than banshees, i want to see a praetorian fight a banshee.

Any Pc mustards can you grant this gem their wish?

#HelpApearl #crabfight

PLSSSSSSSSSS

 

Why do i feel slighty disturbed watching banshees (zombie Asaris) get attacked by space crabs

 

I heard space crabs are contagious 

 

[GDICanuck]

^ Those Ardat Yakshi-Praetorian porn games are pretty nasty.

... At least that's what some Salarian game salesman said to me *glances around nervously*.

[Olivia Wilde]

derailed on the first reply

needs more Chobot

[Deckard in the hat]

derailed on the first reply

needs more Chobot

Can you post a hot chick just once?

[LoonySpectre]

Cerberus probably use Praetorian/Banshee porn to indoctrinate their noobs. All those naughty tentacles probably work much better than propaganda.

[Catastrophy]

Cerberus probably use Praetorian/Banshee porn to indoctrinate their noobs. All those naughty tentacles probably work much better than propaganda.

Why don't they use Hanar, then?

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

On topic - as far as the thread permits, anyway - I have been butt grabbed. Through a wall.

[Saikyo_McRyu]

I like them better than banshees, i want to see a praetorian fight a banshee.
Any Pc mustards can you grant this gem their wish?
#HelpApearl #crabfight

PLSSSSSSSSSS

That there face used to give the Saikyo Master pause until I realized she is just a extraterrestrial monoamorous calcium carbonate.

[Saikyo_McRyu]

Not butt-grabbed, but banshees like to teleport on top of furniture and then grab me.

However, the good news is I have been playing a no-Fitness Salarian Infiltrator, which promotes getting waxed by Marauders long before the banshee can actually impale me.

[Shampoohorn]

On topic - as far as the thread permits, anyway - I have been butt grabbed. Through a wall.

 

Pramaxians prefer anonymous sex with marksmad.  So much shame.

[Terminator Force]

derailed on the first reply

needs more Chobot

 

I honestly didn't expect this to get derailed so fast. ... Honest.

[Abramsrunner]

Not butt-grabbed, but banshees like to teleport on top of furniture and then grab me.

However, the good news is I have been playing a no-Fitness Salarian Infiltrator, which promotes getting waxed by Marauders long before the banshee can actually impale me.

Marauder Shields is always trying to save people.

[Asari Goddess]

Not butt-grabbed, but banshees like to teleport on top of furniture and then grab me.

However, the good news is I have been playing a no-Fitness Salarian Infiltrator, which promotes getting waxed by Marauders long before the banshee can actually impale me.

 

Ugh Banshees are the vain of my existence. Ugh how they creep up, grabbing me in unexplainable ways 

 

 

[Abramsrunner]

^ Imagine Reaper Banshee breath   & I don't think a breath mint will help either.

[Asari Goddess]

I don't try not to imagine such things bc first thing that popped to mind was 

 

 *for some reason when i see this i imagine it's sinful and it's alt accounts doing that to one another all in one room*

[Terminator Force]

^ Why, do you still think of Sinful?

[Asari Goddess]

^ lets say because that thing called sinful has been breeding little accounts to infest the forums like little cockroaches. 

[Caineghis2500]

On topic - as far as the thread permits, anyway - I have been butt grabbed. Through a wall.

Why even bother?

[Terminator Force]

Well, I need to start my ME3mp sessions therapy. In the meantime, try not to let my alt accounts disturb you so much. You're Virgo and should be able to cut off all emotions no problemo.

 

 

Why even bother

 

No, I want to know if you, Caineghis, have ever been buttgrabbed?

 

But yes, this was meant as a serious topic. But it's not like I can control the forces of BSN.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Why even bother?

Sometimes I ask myself that, and other times I just post something helpful or relevant or stupid in the hope of getting this forum working again. Which one is right? I don't know.

[Quarian Master Race]

Alright, that's it. I'm retiring again until you humans can deal with this robotic monstrosity you have created.

I'd literally rather be "butt grabbed" than read another one of these threads.