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What romance mechanics would you like in the new Mass Effect?


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CrimsonN7

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I still come to this thread specifically to laugh at it.

 

Sup? I just got here.

 

That comic was smashing tho.

 

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Jeremiah12LGeek

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Hopefully the romances will be similar to this:

 

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I don't often link Family Guy, but when I do, it's inspired by Mass Effect romance scenes.


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Midnight Bliss

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I want a LI with a voracious sexual appetite and a massive case of blue balls who can't keep their hands off you then dumps you aren't banging often enough throughout the story.


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Jeremiah12LGeek

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Oops. Before closing my search results, I accidentally discovered that there's actually such thing as Family Guy porn, and now I need someone to stop the internet so I can get off...


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Toddler Tosser

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Oops. Before closing my search results, I accidentally discovered that there's actually such thing as Family Guy porn, and now I need someone to stop the internet so I can get off...

There's Mass Effect porn as well. You haven't been internetting hard enough my dear child.



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Mean-spirited? That's a bit much. It's just a funny picture with a guy that looks like Nigel Thornberry wooing space chicks with animal magnetism. Besides, the funniest part is clearly the pattern of his bedspread. Anyway, I disagree. As many things should be made into a joke as possible. I like my seriousness in small doses. 

I've seen and been at the brunt of enough "jokes" to know that no, not as many things as possible should be made into "jokes". Too often is that used as a shield. 



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Teabaggin Krogan

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Oops. Before closing my search results, I accidentally discovered that there's actually such thing as Family Guy porn, and now I need someone to stop the internet so I can get off...

I see what you did there. :whistle:


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I've seen and been at the brunt of enough "jokes" to know that no, not as many things as possible should be made into "jokes". Too often is that used as a shield. 

It's satirical. No one intended to insult your waifu.

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I've seen and been at the brunt of enough "jokes" to know that no, not as many things as possible should be made into "jokes". Too often is that used as a shield. 

 

 

I'm telling you, hypersensitivity to humor won't do you any good, especially when it results in reading way too much into a silly webcomic that is simply poking fun at a fairly simplistic game mechanic. 


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BaaBaaBlacksheep

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There's Mass Effect porn as well. You haven't been internetting hard enough my dear child.

A lot of it too! Most is from tumblr.

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I feel bad for the ones that have their face-scanned and being used for these ****.

 

Also the reason why I prefer custom Shep more.... because her dignity is preserved.



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Midnight Bliss

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A lot of it too! Most is from tumblr.

So that explains all the hairy hands in this thread.



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BaaBaaBlacksheep

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So that explains all the hairy hands in this thread.

Dragon Age got all XXX to especially the fanfic writing.http://archiveofouro...view_adult=true

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Dragon Age got all XXX to especially the fanfic writing.http://archiveofouro...view_adult=true

The places I've been, the things I've seen... Common sense and taste slaughtered in such cruel ways that you can't believe that humans are source of it. Nothing can surprise me anymore. This one lacks Cullen though.



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The places I've been, the things I've seen... Common sense and taste slaughtered in such cruel ways that you can't believe that humans are source of it. Nothing can surprise me anymore. This one lacks Cullen though.

Well that's NSFW for ya. I'm not into Cullen personally I'm more into women of the game.

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Dragon Age got all XXX to especially the fanfic writing.http://archiveofouro...view_adult=true


Some good ME/DA smut fic floating around the interwebs but also some really god awful stuff too. Smut if done well is an enjoyable read, got my favourite authors.

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BaaBaaBlacksheep

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There's Mass Effect porn as well. You haven't been internetting hard enough my dear child.

And there's fanfic writing of that as well http://archiveofouro..._full_work=true

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Some good ME/DA smut fic floating around the interwebs but also some really god awful stuff too. Smut if done well is an enjoyable read, got my favourite authors.

Oh OK. Can you show me some links of your favorite authors and their work?

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CrimsonN7

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Oh OK. Can you show me some links of your favorite authors and their work?


Nah. I'm typing off an iPad sorry.

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BaaBaaBlacksheep

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Nah. I'm typing off an iPad sorry.

You can't put links from your iPad? All you have to do is copy the URL and paste it here.

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CrimsonN7

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You can't put links from your iPad? All you have to do is copy the URL and paste it here.


Eh, nah. I'll keep this guilty pleasure to myself. The bigger kids will laugh at me, Internet is mean mang. Also I fall into the category of preferring to read porn than watch it. Not sure if I'm alone here on this.

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Eh, nah. I'll keep this guilty pleasure to myself. The bigger kids will laugh at me, Internet is mean mang. Also I fall into the category of preferring to read porn than watch it. Not sure if I'm alone here on this.

Eh I do both. Doesn't make me no difference.

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Tbh I just want a haram.
 
And no DJAetius no woman with a penis.


I imagined a Bioware dev looking at this, looking at the design of the new species, sighing and then scrapping it.
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Teabaggin Krogan

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Romance mechanics?

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I prefer gratuitous sex with people who love sex.