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GRRAAAAAAAGH! WHY BIOWARE WHY?!?!


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PresidentVorchaMasterBaits

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WHY ARE THERE NO VORCHA IN ME1! WERE WE JUST AN AFTER THOUGHT PUT ON BACK BURNER TO BE SCRAPPED UNTIL ME2?!?!? VORCHA IN ME2 ASSOCIATED WITH BUMS ON OMEGA, ALWAYS BEING PICKED ON BY GAVORN!?!? MAKES VORCHA LOOK BAD! WE COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL ALLIES IN ME1 IF YOU ONLY INCLUDED US!! IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT VORCHA'S FEELINGS!!! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!! WE FEEL TOO! AND YOU WILL SOON FEEL!!... THAT BURNING SENSATION ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE WE AIM OUR FLAMER AT YOU!!!!

 

 

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Because bioware is lazy and racist. But worry not, the vorcha have used gavorns tricks themselves!

i lost all my money to these clever clever vorcha!

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Overlord had tiny midget vorcha in their game bioware! WHY NOT MASS EFFECT 1??

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VORCHA IN ME2 ASSOCIATED WITH BUMS ON OMEGA, ALWAYS BEING PICKED ON BY GAVORN!?!? MAKES VORCHA LOOK BAD!

 

If the shoe fits.

 

Not that you filthy creatures even wear shoes.


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Now now, it's okay.

 

Perhaps the engine of ME1 just couldn't possibly cope rendering the handsome, beautiful faces of the Vorcha.  Knowing that, the team, who obviously all love Vorcha the most, decided to wait until ME2 where they could fully do them justice.  

 

Only the engine that could properly worship Miranda's lovely bum would be able to accurately display the wonder to behold that is the Vorcha after all.


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Saikyo_McRyu

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Because Flamer would have been OP


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Tonymac

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IIRC, we were lucky to get Batarians at all - weren't they a BDTS only thing?  In the main game (one of those UNC missions?) you have to disable a Nuke.  The antagonist looks human, but was supposed to be a batarian.

 

It would have been cool to have Vorcha in ME1.  I might have to do another ME1-2 run - cause memories.



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PresidentVorchaMasterBaits

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Now now, it's okay.

 

Perhaps the engine of ME1 just couldn't possibly cope rendering the handsome, beautiful faces of the Vorcha.  Knowing that, the team, who obviously all love Vorcha the most, decided to wait until ME2 where they could fully do them justice.  

 

Only the engine that could properly worship Miranda's lovely bum would be able to accurately display the wonder to behold that is the Vorcha after all.

 

PERHAPS YOU ARE CORRECT! VORCHA LOOK SO COOL THAT ONLY NEWER GAME ENGINE CAN DO US JUSTICE!! STILL, IT HURTS TO BE LEFT OUT! BUT THANK YOU FOR SAYING VORCHA ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!! WE HUG YOU NOW!!  <3

IIRC, we were lucky to get Batarians at all - weren't they a BDTS only thing?  In the main game (one of those UNC missions?) you have to disable a Nuke.  The antagonist looks human, but was supposed to be a batarian.

 

 

THAT MISSION ALWAYS RUBBED US WRONG AND IT WAS BECAUSE OF THAT HUMAN LOOKING GUY! DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BATARIAN! WOULD HAVE MADE MORE SENSE BUT GUESS BIOWARE GOT LAZY!! STUPID HUMAN! YOU NOT PIRATE LEADER!! IF ANYTHING WE ALWAYS ASSUMED HE WAS SOME RENEGADE QUARIAN OR SOMETHING! DOESN'T MATTER! GRRAAAAAAAGH!! WE RAN HIM AND ALL HIS GOONS OVER WITH THE MAKO!!!!


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WHY ARE THERE NO VORCHA IN ME1! WERE WE JUST AN AFTER THOUGHT PUT ON BACK BURNER TO BE SCRAPPED UNTIL ME2?!?!? VORCHA IN ME2 ASSOCIATED WITH BUMS ON OMEGA, ALWAYS BEING PICKED ON BY GAVORN!?!? MAKES VORCHA LOOK BAD! WE COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL ALLIES IN ME1 IF YOU ONLY INCLUDED US!! IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT VORCHA'S FEELINGS!!! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!! WE FEEL TOO! AND YOU WILL SOON FEEL!!... THAT BURNING SENSATION ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE WE AIM OUR FLAMER AT YOU!!!!

 

 

#VORCHALIVESMATTER

Yeah let's make fun of some real issues and **** because of some some account gimmick.


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