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[springacres]

Oh god, Gamlen's remarks. "So you're into elves, huh? Guess I don't have to ask which one of you's the girl."


It's not Hawke's fault they're surrounded by all these attractive people.

Or for F!Hawkes, "So, you're into elves, huh?  Guess it takes all kinds."  (At least for F!Hawkes who romance Fenris.)

[Catilina]

Gamlen is envious only.

[Orian Tabris]

Gamlen is envious only.

 

Ah, he's probably a demon of Envy then.

[Catilina]

Ah, he's probably a demon of Envy then.

He's not a demon, just a simlpe dickhead; to turn into a dick does not need a demon, an individual succeeds.

[GoldenGail3]

Hmmm.... My Hawke who romanced Fenris cerntaly did. Lol.

[Qun00]

To be serious though, fetish is kind of a bad word for Hawke. I think they care about their lost past and want to help in some way. At least with Fenris and Merrill.

Well... can't Hawke care about their lost past AND find their elven features ridiculously hot?

[springacres]

Gamlen is envious only.

If that's the case, it's probably even worse with F!Hawkes who romance Merrill.  I can't bring myself to play women in same-sex relationships, but I've seen YouTube vids of his comments on F!Hawke/Isabela and... instant creep factor multiplier.

[vertigomez]

I think Merrill gets the same line as f!Hawke/Fenris. "It takes all kinds..."

So he still acts kinda douchey, but not like an absolute raging ******* nughumper like he is with f!Hawke/Isabela or even m!Hawke/Isabela.

[thats1evildude]

I don't believe Gamlen comments on the Merrill relationship. At least, he never did in my game.

[straykat]

Gamlen's great.. I can't hate him too much.

 

He represents all that I miss in DAI j/k

[thats1evildude]

NO UNCLE GAMLEN

 

 

Though it becomes hilarious if you imagine Arl Teagan saying it.

[Ghost Gal]

Alright, this is just for the lulz, but on my most recent playthrough I noticed Hawke can flirt, kiss, and sleep with a disproportionate number of elves.

Let's see...
Merrill
Fenris
Tallis
Jethann
Several other elven prostitutes at the Blooming Rose
Zevran
Orsino

edit: oh! And you can also tell Marethari that she's not your type.

Whereas with humans I can only think of Isabela, Anders, Seb (for ladies), Aveline, and the prostitutes. It could be that I'm just not remembering, but I'm beginning to think elves just like male Hawke's beard (and presumably femHawke's fantastic hair).

 

Well, Male Hawke is voiced by Vaughan Kendells... 

 

Can't speak for Female Hawke. Maybe she has a thing for people slighter and slimmer than her (male or female).

[Orian Tabris]

He's not a demon, just a simlpe dickhead; to turn into a dick does not need a demon, an individual succeeds.

 

Uh... I was referring to the Envy demon in Inquisition. It's... you know, a joke.

[Catilina]

Yes, yes, i know; me too...

[vertigomez]

Well, Male Hawke is voiced by Vaughan Kendells... 
 
Can't speak for Female Hawke. Maybe she has a thing for people slighter and slimmer than her (male or female).

Nick Boulton's so much more charming when he's not playing a spoiled ******* rapist, lmao.

Hmmm... I have a theory. Default femHawke has black hair, like Merrill... and it's almost the same style as Fenris's... could it be..?

[Neverwinter_Knight77]

If only Merrill wasn't so nonchalant about hanging out with demons...

[JJ Likeaprayer]

That's not Hawke's fetish,that's probably BioWare's fetish.

[Qun00]

I just roleplay my Hawke having a thing for Meredith

I would love to tranquil her mage. Neutralize her Circle. Feed her every last drop of my lyrium.