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Before we can sacrifice to our god/goddess we need a steady population and ways to indoctrinate the peasants in sacrificing their children, we must disguise this as a little social group were we talk about memes and such, but in reality, we are going to indoctrinate and create a civilization built on the foundation of the bird goddess/god, and once we are powerful enough
we will finally have jerry seinfield make Bee Movie 2
"THESE BEES ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!"
O.o
HAI!
Ready and awaiting Indoctrination.
But you're going to have to share me with Civilization: Beyond Earth right now. Cause... it's winning. >.<
I'm impressed. I never would have expected this kind of initiative from a lowly Pearl. Are you sure you don't have a kernel of Diamond in there somewhere?
Nevertheless, YES! HUMBLE THEM! SUBJUGATE THEM! MAKE THEM SUPPLICATE AND SUCKLE UPON THE MILKLESS TOES OF THE HOMEWORLD PEARLS!!! THEY WILL HUNGER FOR NOURISHMENT, BUT FIND IT NUTRITIONLESS AND FOOT-TASTING! BWA HA HA! STUPID, STONELESS EARTH-CLODS! SUCK MY GRAVEL! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HAAAA!
Diamond? oooh please!
Soon we will be stronger than any pathetic diamond,
You will have second in command of my soon to be pug army.
You will be know as THE DREADED QUICHE PIE.
Quiche? Quiche? Primary ingredients cream and eggs?
Earth French saying: "Creme de la creme." English translation: "Cream of the cream." Implication: "Best of the best." Acceptable.
Eggs. Hard-shelled proto-offspring of Earth-chickens. Subject of joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Answer: "To get to the other side." Rational. Acceptable.
These terms are approved, Pearl-Commander. (*snickers* "Pearl-Commander." Can you imagine? *coughs*) Peridot, rational and best, at your service!
GRRAAAAAAAAGH!!! JUST REMEMBER WHO'S IN CHARGE! YOU GET OUT OF LINE AND VORCHA WILL MELT OFF YOUR TINY ARMS AND LEGS!!! MELTED PIE SLICES!!!
WE ARE GROWING!! BIGGER, STRONGER, MORE FIRM, ENLARGED, CHUBBY GROWTH!!!!
GRRAAAAAAAAGH!!! JUST REMEMBER WHO'S IN CHARGE! YOU GET OUT OF LINE AND VORCHA WILL MELT OFF YOUR TINY ARMS AND LEGS!!! MELTED PIE SLICES!!!
WE ARE GROWING!! BIGGER, STRONGER, MORE FIRM, ENLARGED, CHUBBY GROWTH!!!!
I see asari goddess is rubbing off on you, A whole lot more rubbing
Diamond? oooh please!
Soon we will be stronger than any pathetic diamond,
You will have second in command of my soon to be pug army.
You will be know as THE DREADED QUICHE PIE.
OH Goddess that speech was so brilliant, I think i shed a tear.
I see asari goddess is rubbing off on you, A whole lot more rubbing
AHAHAHA oh Goddess, that won't be for long. Being as i'll be the executor of this beloved cult church.
This sinners shall learn who is actually to fear and shall learn the ways of the church well.
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