- Venatori mook long sword blocking? My 150th level Arch Reaver with the +900 sword of Bane and +80 ring of dragon rage flails away for 15 minutes on the blocking mook while I can take down an Arch Dragon of the Abyss in 2 swings.
- Calpernia dance of teleport? A hardended 20th level team runs around the map 30 times trying to catch up to the teleporting hag because some of the team won't 'stairs' her. Her thought process, 'Fools! They can't catch me! My minions will kill them all! Oh wait! Stairs! I luvvvvv these stairs!
- Despair Demons frost beam? Ha, no problemo guys we can take on the demons over here and the go after those flying beotches afterwards. Screeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Frost beam goes through 5 sets of dwarven cast stone walls, 2 sets of floors and two burly high hit point companions to freeze yo azz!
- The Line dance missile weapon move? This is increasingly becoming a fav of mine enemy archers or even the bolters, take them down to 1 hit point left, they suddenly increase speed by 500% and step back 5 steps so that you cannot finish them off....ever. You then have to step forward take some arrows or bolts to the face and put them down. Bahstards.
- The twirling polearm baton of defense? Well we have these Qunari see and they can twirl their polearms like a drum majorette and block EVERYTHING, not only do they block all, they do it with utter disdain for your feeble attacks with the +700 war bow of the Elven gods. Also, were do they get all of these spears they chuck at you?
- Immunities to anything you actually use? Well the good old Qun has given their fighters a wise range of immunities you know so they can be tough and stuff. You are a low level Necromancer and the enemy is immune to both fear and frost? No problems I can take down their 7000 hit points with my staff! plink...plink.....plink....plink....
- Saarebas olympic leap? This is a good one, had it again last night. Started a game solo one last Saarebas to take care of, I am at the doors to the next level. Another person joins, LEAP!!!! Saarebas leaps all the way to the starting point of the game and starts beating the snot out of the new guy/girl.





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