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So, I do a lot of pugging and see a lot of Krogans, especially those big KroLords in lobbies and GiP, and wonder what kind of pickup lines they say when they go looking for Banshees?
I also see they are great at trying to woo phantoms to their side.
It's a given when you see a Krogan playing against Cerb or Reapers, that they just love to flirt with these awesome women.
They don't seem to have any luck with Geth, but whatever.
What do they say that makes them a ladies man?
I remember a lot of sync kills on my Paladin when I was learning how to dance with Banshees.
Eventually I figured out how to do it and survive, but there were many embarrassing moments.
For a few of the syncs you see, maybe it's something like that.
Nowadays?
I love being the only guy running at the banshee instead of away.
"you'll scream harder than you usually do if your with me baby ;)"
"I love your pot belly"
"When we get to your apartment ill be the one chasing you!"
"being near you is always a heavy risk, but the priiizzzze."
"ill show you my other hammer"
"ill dock my crucible into your catalyst"
"lets make a proto reaper"
"flower of ilium, let me wrap my vines around you"
"Oh I'm dead?!" I just love that line. So I'm sure it'd make a great pickup line too.
When a Krogan goes for body piercings, which map gives the best discounts?
When a Krogan wants a slice of life, which map gives the best phantom view of it?
Giant and White seem to be always in play
My Krogan don't need pickup lines. My Warlord has to beat banshees off with a stick (coincidently hammer-shaped), he's got enough game for the whole team. Occasionally (read: always) has to run from them until they are ready to look him in the eye (like, when standing on stairs above them) instead of just going after his fit body.
Wait, I've thought of a better one; "Ha! It's awake!"
"Hmpf, I don't pick them up. I drop them down. Hehehe."
BTW, where are you seeing all these krogans? Could you please send some over to this hemisphere?So, I do a lot of pugging and see a lot of Krogans, especially those big KroLords in lobbies and GiP, and wonder what kind of pickup lines they say when they go looking for Banshees?
I also see they are great at trying to woo phantoms to their side.
It's a given when you see a Krogan playing against Cerb or Reapers, that they just love to flirt with these awesome women.
They don't seem to have any luck with Geth, but whatever.
What do they say that makes them a ladies man?
BLESS, I heavenly endorsed this for all those Asaris that "incidentally get pregnant" in a early age.
That was one reason why i loved Krogans so much 
but now since Mordin cured it our free birth control is gone. WHY!!!
BTW, where are you seeing all these krogans? Could you please send some over to this hemisphere?
I see Krogan in maybe 10% of my pugs, and in that case it's usually a Krolord. This is distressing because my Kroldier gets bored not being able to headbutt anything but ammo crates and dumpsters between waves. (Asari and Drell just skip away merrily and who wants to waste headbutts on hoomans? But Vorcha regenerate before the wave starts, so they're OTh
For me pug Krogans are common, and I would guess almost half are past the stage of puberty of N7 awesomeness that shows how many times they promote. I'm guessing they are just showing off their bling and want to make an impression on their team mates.
The funny thing is that maybe 99% never headbutt between waves, you never hear their roar. I've been in a few games where you not once heard anything to indicate a Krogan was even in the group.
So I'm thinking, what could cause this virus to influence Krogans in such a manner?
On the other hand, you can always count on a Krogan not disappointing in 3..2..1... when their pickup line fails.
BLESS, I heavenly endorsed this for all those Asaris that "incidentally get pregnant" in a early age.
That was one reason why i loved Krogans so much
but now since Mordin cured it our free birth control is gone. WHY!!!
Uhhhhh... that's not how it works. That's not how it works at all. 
Fertile or not never mattered to the Asari, they can mate with anything that has a complex enough nervous system and get to decide if they want to get pregnant from that. (space magic *cough)
Uhhhhh... that's not how it works. That's not how it works at all.
Fertile or not never mattered to the Asari, they can mate with anything that has a complex enough nervous system and get to decide if they want to get pregnant from that. (space magic *cough)
Shhh....
OH GODDESS, WHAT HAVE I DONE
TEABAGGIN HAS DECEIVED ME
like when he said headbutting is normal
until i found out he meant something else
Spoiler
A T-Pose quarian was looking at me on bronze/ dagger hazard/Cebergoonies when i was using my N7 fury graal spike batarian gauntlet plat build. What does this mean? have i discovered the ultimate quarian attracting kit?
^ What, another grill gamer... I don't know if the other grill gamers here are gonna like this...
^ What, another grill gamer... I don't know if the other grill gamers here are gonna like this...
"“O Blue Rose of Illium, if these humble words reach you, then I have joined my ancestors.
My dream was to be by your side, a weed beside your beauty, twining together in the warm Tuchanka sun.
But if my last days must be with krannt instead of kindness, still, I will remember the perfume of your scent and the soft touch of your petals.
Let my broken bones build a wall around your garden, so you and the flower we planted together can grow safe and strong.”
I wish I could romance this krogan.
You remember what happened to him in ME3, right? Charr was one of the scouts who died going into the Rachni caves, where you find this message and bring it back to his Asari wife/ex (depending on the choice in ME2, only difference is that they don't show up on Tuchanka together if you tell her to break up with him).
He's too dead for a romance... and he never stopped loving Ereba.
^ What, another grill gamer... I don't know if the other grill gamers here are gonna like this...
On the contrary, It could fun to observe you getting cast away but yet another grill since that has been a force of habit.
Then again why would i observe the inevitable.
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