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[Larry-3]

Just use your imagination.

(Meanwhile, on the arc)



Me: (Pulls all the levers.) I love doing this.

Pod control: Warning! All escape pods ejecting in three... two... one..



Deck officer: What?! Who jettison the pods again?!! ... Larry-three!!

Me: Well I needed something to do while we get to Andromeda! Every time I ask if we are there yet, everyone says no. And I am not staying in the cryo-pod this whole trip.

Deck officer: You idiot! We need those pods incase something happens to us! Stupid civilian volunteers.

Me: Who is going to rescue us?! We are like... forever away from Earth. Let me have some fun! Screwing with the crew is entertainment.

Deck officer: Just for that, I am not sending a retrieval crew. You are going down to the exo planet by yourself. That is where they all landed. Take the rover, too!



Me: Boring crew... with their... with their no sense of humor.



Me: I located the final pod.

Deck officer: (Over raido.) Good, get it and hurry up before we end up behind schedule.

Me: (Sigh.)

[Osena109]

Okay then...starting to wish they would give some information  about the game so threads like this don't pop up lol.

[Larry-3]

Okay then...starting to wish they would give some information about the game so threads like this don't pop up lol.

You know you enjoyed it, Osena. But yes, BioWare should give us more information. "Shooting something in the face" is not enough.

[ZipZap2000]

Just use your imagination.

(Meanwhile, on the arc)



Me: (Pulls all the levers.) I love doing this.

Pod control: Warning! All escape pods ejecting in three... two... one..



Deck officer: What?! Who jettison the pods again?!! ... Larry-three!!

Me: Well I needed something to do while we get to Andromeda! Every time I ask if we are there yet, everyone says no. And I am not staying in the cryo-pod this whole trip.

Deck officer: You idiot! We need those pods incase something happens to us! Stupid civilian volunteers.

Me: Who is going to rescue us?! We are like... forever away from Earth. Let me have some fun! Screwing with the crew is entertainment.

Deck officer: Just for that, I am not sending a retrieval crew. You are going down to the exo planet by yourself. That is where they all landed. Take the rover, too!



Me: Boring crew... with their... with their no sense of humor.



Me: I located the final pod.

Deck officer: (Over raido.) Good, get it and hurry up before we end up behind schedule.

Me: (Sigh.)

0/10

No Krogan.

[Larry-3]

0/10

No Krogan.

Ha, next time, I promise to add at least one Krogan, Zip. He will give a shout out to the heroic krogan Zap.

[AutumnRose]

Next episode I want you to stumble on ancient alien architecture, contract a deadly alien zombie virus, and bring it back to the arc.

[ZipZap2000]

Ha, next time, I promise to add at least one Krogan, Zip. He will give a shout out to the heroic krogan Zap.

For Clan ZipZap!

[Larry-3]

(Meanwhile, on the arc/three weeks later)



Ryder: How are you doing down there, Larry-three?

Me: (Over raido.) I've got a bad feeling down here.

Ryder: You have a krogan with you; you'll be fine.

Me: (Over raido.) He is not with me right now. He shouted, "for clan ZipZap!" Then went after a bunch of bugs.

Ryder: Just collect the samples and your squad. And hurry back.



Me: Gladly! I... do not feel right.

(Back on the Arc, in the medical section)



Me: I... Need to go... to... the medical office. (Collapses on floor)

Krogan: (Drags Larry-three into medical room)

(Weeks later)

Me: What happened? And why does my head feel like it is being squeezed?

Doctor: Your krogan friend dragged you in. This is bad, Larry-three. You have an un-known alien virus that is trying to attack your neural pathways in your brain.

Me: Trying?

Doctor: Your immune system is slowing it down, but it is losing. I know of no medical term for this, so I will just come out and say it. Everything that makes you--you will be eaten, and you will become an alive corpse. A... zombie.... for lack of a better term.

Me: ... How long do I have?

Doctor: If the rate it is spreading remains constant... a month... maybe five weeks.

Me: ...

(Screen fade to black.)

[The Real Pearl #2]

Okay then...starting to wish they would give some information  about the game so threads like this don't pop up lol.

Be glad it's not a kim Jong un thread or Some idiot wanting to make Andromeda into COD lol

[Osena109]

Be glad it's not a kim Jong un thread or Some idiot wanting to make Andromeda into COD lol

Fair enough.

[ZipZap2000]

(Meanwhile, on the arc/three weeks later)



Ryder: How are you doing down there, Larry-three?

Me: (Over raido.) I've got a bad feeling down here.

Ryder: You have a krogan with you; you'll be fine.

Me: (Over raido.) He is not with me right now. He shouted, "for clan ZipZap!" Then went after a bunch of bugs.

Ryder: Just collect the samples and your squad. And hurry back.



Me: Gladly! I... do not feel right.

(Back on the Arc, in the medical section)



Me: I... Need to go... to... the medical office. (Collapses on floor)

Krogan: (Drags Larry-three into medical room)

(Weeks later)

Me: What happened? And why does my head feel like it is being squeezed?

Doctor: Your krogan friend dragged you in. This is bad, Larry-three. You have an un-known alien virus that is trying to attack your neural pathways in your brain.

Me: Trying?

Doctor: Your immune system is slowing it down, but it is losing. I know of no medical term for this, so I will just come out and say it. Everything that makes you--you will be eaten, and you will become an alive corpse. A... zombie.... for lack of a better term.

Me: ... How long do I have?

Doctor: If the rate it is spreading remains constant... a month... maybe five weeks.

Me: ...

(Screen fade to black.)

Now we're talking.




Needs more head butting.

[Larry-3]

(Two days later)



Me: (Over raido.) Am I being kicked off the ship now?

Ryder: (Sigh.) No, Larry-three.

Me: (Over raido.) So I am just being forced into the next away mission for no reason? If you have something to say just say it.



Ryder: Using data you collected, we may have stumbled onto an acient map to could lead us to a location, that could cure you. We are actually headed there now.

Me: (Over raido.) What?! When we're you going to tell me?

Ryder: Nobody wanted to get your hopes up if we were wrong.

(After landing on the surface)



Me: What a crappy planet this is.

Ryder: We're looking for a temple of some sort with a big V on the door.

Me: Cryptic. I will use my map, hold on.



Me: Five clicks northeast. And can we please hurry. I am finding it difficult to focus.

(After a shuttle ride)



Me: So, whatever is in their will save me... I am screwed.

Ryder: Just hurry.



Me: ... I cannot... I feel myself slipping... Wait... a second...

(Temple begins to glow)

...........................................

Well everyone, I have run out of ideas on this. You all think of an ending.

Make it very... paragade, ha.

[Osena109]

In the next episode you  will be saved by alien named Dave. who takes the form of you're EX-wife Big Bertha.

[ZipZap2000]

Still a better ending than ME3.

[Larry-3]

In the next episode you will be saved by alien named Dave. who takes the form of you're EX-wife Big Bertha.

Well if I ever got married, I would want it to last. I will pass on whoever Dave is, though.

[Larry-3]

Still a better ending than ME3.

Thank you, Zip.

For clan ZipZap!

[ZipZap2000]

Thank you, Zip.

For clan ZipZap!

Know that ZipZap Zip calls you a friend human.

[Osena109]

Well if I ever got married, I would want it to last. I will pass on whoever Dave is, though.

Dave is 7 foot shape shifting  Alien.

[ZipZap2000]

Dave is 7 foot shape shifting Alien.

Dave's not here man.

[Osena109]

Dave's not here man.

Dave is every were and no were all at the same time Zipzap

[ArcadiaGrey]

I liked that, is was pretty good.  *applauds*  

[ZipZap2000]

Dave is every were and no were all at the same time Zipzap

Call me Zip.

[Osena109]

Call me Zip.

Gotcha. Zip

[ZipZap2000]

Gotcha. Zip

Of clan ZipZap.

[Osena109]

Of clan ZipZap.

I have  taken note and will Consider you Suitable  ally Krogen.