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[Quarian Master Race]

Seriously, why do I have to vigorously skip my way through like 4-5 boring conversations and an entire game first, then in the next game I have to sit through yet more cringe worthy sappy dialogue in order to get to the good part and fornicate yet again? It's way easier to get some nookie IRL than in these games, which is absurd. No wonder Renegade Shep always seems so frustrated and high strung.

It was my greatest hope that ME3 would include a spontaneous 5 way with the Quarian Admiralty but the dialogue choices were not accommodating. Dateraping James and getting dateraped by Javik are examples of the types of sexual encounters I want to see more of. I should be able to party hard and bang anyone I want any time I want biower pls.


 

[AutumnRose]

Please, I don't want to have to listen to another sob story just to get to the goodies. Men can be so dramatic

[Master Warder Z_]

This joke thread does actually bring up a legitimate point, not EVERY single relationship should be treated as a potential life long commitment, sometimes you just have flings, relationships that exist solely for sexual gratification.

[Lady Artifice]

This joke thread does actually bring up a legitimate point, not EVERY single relationship should be treated as a potential life long commitment, sometimes you just have flings, relationships that exist solely for sexual gratification.

 

It's true, and Bioware has already allowed that option more than once, in both DA and ME.

[VillainQueen]

Okay... let bioware insert some brothel again, you pay for it with credits and no one tells you their personal story. The rest of us can enjoy a strong bond with the crew mate we like. (Ok, I don't mind if sex comes first and a relationship forms out of that, because that would be some new approach we have yet to see in ME) But just a character to bang in the crew, I don't want to play a game that just fulfils that teenagers fantasy, I want good story telling and interesting relationships.

[9TailsFox]

It's true, and Bioware has already allowed that option more than once, in both DA and ME.

ME have it? I know in ME1 some Asari. But what in ME2 and 3. warden and Hawke can get one night stands Inquisitor not so much.

[Quarian Master Race]

This joke thread does actually bring up a legitimate point, not EVERY single relationship should be treated as a potential life long commitment, sometimes you just have flings, relationships that exist solely for sexual gratification.

I resent the implication that my thread Isn't as 100% super cereal as Kai Leng's pantry raids, but otherwise thanks for the support.

[Seboist]

Okay... let bioware insert some brothel again, you pay for it with credits and no one tells you their personal story. The rest of us can enjoy a strong bond with the crew mate we like. (Ok, I don't mind if sex comes first and a relationship forms out of that, because that would be some new approach we have yet to see in ME) But just a character to bang in the crew, I don't want to play a game that just fulfils that teenagers fantasy, I want good story telling and interesting relationships.

I don't know, the whole brothel bit in DA2 REALLY stretched my suspension of disbelief; that a dime piece like femhawke needed to pay for penis was by far the most unrealistic part of that game.

[Draining Dragon]

I was just thinking about making this thread.

Damn quarians.

[9TailsFox]

I don't know, the whole brothel bit in DA2 REALLY stretched my suspension of disbelief; that a dime piece like femhawke needed to pay for penis was by far the most unrealistic part of that game.

The word you looking is overconfidence.

[xAmilli0n]

Please, I don't want to have to listen to another sob story just to get to the goodies. Men can be so dramatic

 

I laughed out loud while reading this because I imagined your avatar (Yuna from FFX) saying it.

 

[Laughing_Man]

[Panda]

What Bioware has done before is relationships where sex is part of the relationship from the beginning and romance is something that comes after it, for example Zevran and Jack. There is sappy romance in the end, but you can quit the relationship before it gets too serious if you want.

[rapscallioness]

"..but the dialogue choices were not accommodating."

 

[VillainQueen]

I don't know, the whole brothel bit in DA2 REALLY stretched my suspension of disbelief; that a dime piece like femhawke needed to pay for penis was by far the most unrealistic part of that game.

Hmmm... then maybe you can pick up some npc dudes and girls in one of the nightclubs? Should be a good compromise.

[Laughing_Man]

It's true, and Bioware has already allowed that option more than once, in both DA and ME.

 

Not precisely. They give you an option to "stop in the middle" before it gets to the "eternal love" part, not a romance story arc that is from the beginning

to the end simply centered around friendship with benefits.

[9TailsFox]

What Bioware has done before is relationships where sex is part of the relationship from the beginning and romance is something that comes after it, for example Zevran and Jack. There is sappy romance in the end, but you can quit the relationship before it gets too serious if you want.

Not just Zevran. Morrigan and Isabela, sex is first think. Warden and Morrigan can have sex 1 time in the camp. DA did sex first love later, ME not so much

[Helios969]

I actually would love to see a companion (female of course) that will pursue you for sex even after you've started a relationship.  Possibly with consequences...or not.

[Master Warder Z_]

 

[Lady Artifice]

ME have it? I know in ME1 some Asari. But what in ME2 and 3. warden and Hawke can get one night stands Inquisitor not so much.

 

In addition to that Asari, ME3 has Diana Allers.

 

The Inquisitor does have a one night stand option, actually. They can offer a rich noble woman sex in exchange for information during Josephine's personal quest. I know it's available to make male Inquisitors, not sure if female ones have the same option.

[SolNebula]

I support the initiative....damn I didn't know Quarians can be so direct

[Laughing_Man]

In addition to that Asari, ME3 has Diana Allers.

 

The Inquisitor does have a one night stand option, actually. They can offer a rich noble woman sex in exchange for information during Josephine's personal quest. I know it's available to make male Inquisitors, not sure if female ones have the same option.

 

You can't count Allers, not really. It was kind of a bad joke.

[VillainQueen]

I support the initiative....damn I didn't know Quarians can be so direct

The may have a one child only policy but they hump on the ship like Vorcha

[Quarian Master Race]

I support the initiative....damn I didn't know Quarians can be so direct

What, you don't think I like to use people for their body from time to time?

[9TailsFox]

You can't count Allers, not really. It was kind of a bad joke.

Who was insane enough to put battle ****** in game at all.