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[ZipZap2000]

A Drell threesome or foursome would be nice.

Now here's a mistress of inscrutable depths.

[Bowlcuts]

True, though in my limited experience they actually have moderators actively locking such threads that get out of hand.  I suspect a third of the threads started at BSN would be locked immediately upon posting.

This forum has mods?

Time for me to pipe down now.

[BaaBaaBlacksheep]

Hey go to Google and type Mr. Skin for celebrity/movie sex scenes, and BioWare should take notes to do better sex scenes this time.

[Master Warder Z_]

That's racist and offensive.

 

What.

[Seboist]

Hey go to Google and type Mr. Skin for celebrity/movie sex scenes, and BioWare should take notes to do better sex scenes this time.

Bioware should hire Max Hardcore or Khan Tusion to direct them.

[BaaBaaBlacksheep]

Bioware should hire Max Hardcore or Khan Tusion to direct them.

Are they adult film directors?

[CrimsonN7]

A Drell threesome or foursome would be nice. 

 

Ewwww

[ZipZap2000]

Are they adult film directors?

Google them.

[Geth Supremacy]

Google them.

 

Words to live by.

 

Whenever you are told this on the internet.  Do. Not. Do. It.

[ZipZap2000]

Words to life by.
Whenever you are told this on the internet. Do. Not. Do. It.

Google blue waffle.

[CrimsonN7]

Google blue waffle.

 

Won'tsomebodythinkofthechildren.jpg

[ZipZap2000]

.

Set it to web search Pyjack and click 'I'm feeling lucky.' For good measure.

[ZipZap2000]

Won'tsomebodythinkofthechildren.jpg

If the Mass Effect franchise has taught me anything, its that children are expendable.

[KaiserShep]

If the Mass Effect franchise has taught me anything, its that children are expendable.

 

Yeah, they all seem to crawl into ducts and disappear, never to emerge again until they grow up. Just look at what happened to the last kid to get out of the air ducts. He died. 

[Bowlcuts]

Yeah, they all seem to crawl into ducts and disappear, never to emerge again until they grow up. Just look at what happened to the last kid to get out of the air ducts. He died. 

You never finished ME3 to the end, did you?

[ZipZap2000]

Yeah, they all seem to crawl into ducts and disappear, never to emerge again until they grow up. Just look at what happened to the last kid to get out of the air ducts. He died.

He wanted to be a mouse but he grew up to be dead.

Jacobs dad didn't seem to mind ditching him and look at Morinth.

Oh, and 999 out of 1000 Krogan babies.

[CrimsonN7]

He wanted to be a mouse but he grew up to be dead.

Jacobs dad didn't seem to mind ditching him and look at Morinth.

Oh, and 999 out of 1000 Krogan babies.

 

But I cured the genophage, muh choices matter. Make it count Zip, get busy.

[ZipZap2000]

But I cured the genophage, muh choices matter. Make it count Zip, get busy.

I'm not about to forget 1476 years of injustice just coz Urdnot Mordin cured the genophage a few hundred years ago.

Not on your life, Pyjack.

EDIT: Breeding request accepted!

[Quarian Master Race]

A Drell threesome or foursome would be nice. 

I got you

 

But I cured the genophage, muh choices matter. Make it count Zip, get busy.

 

[Geth Supremacy]

I got you
 

 

A true friend right here.  Always there to help out with all your needs no strings attached.  That's what its all about.

[Dobbysaurus]

A true friend right here.  Always there to help out with all your needs no strings attached.  That's what its all about.

 

He truly is.

[BaaBaaBlacksheep]

Google them.

Already did. Living legends of adult films

[BaaBaaBlacksheep]

Google them.

Already did. Living legends of adult films

[Seboist]

Already did. Living legends of adult films

I would've 'manced Liara in ME1 if I could've given her the Khan Tusion treatment.

[BioWareMod02]

As this thread has run its course it is being closed.