I miss when the mp folk were making fun of the sp kids, really sick of all these f*ckin romance topics on this board. We need some actual info badly.
This isn't a romance thread, this is about catering to our PC's base whims by bumping nasties with another person of suitable plumbing to our tastes.
QMR, Tali's Sweat, Admiral Xen you don't post in the mp section. Stop being silly.
I don't post threads as much (though I've made some wonderful contributions) because the MP section isn't as easily duped, and any constructive ideas would probably be drowned in a flood of sinful's diary shitposts anyway.
Vast majority of my posts are posts in that forum though. Can't speak for Tali's Sweat because I'm obviously not her/it.
Yes to more sex without relationships.
It's humping time! They call me "The Booty Warrior".
A woman's butt truly is more important than eating water and drinking food.
A woman's butt truly is more important than eating water and drinking food.
When I see a woman I like, I tell her like this: I like you and I want you. We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours. What's it gonna be?
We really do need a manfu that after throwing the female PC up against the wall, delivers that ultimatum tbh. The PC I'd roll with would want it the hard way too.
Some people may be concerned that casual sex is not worthy of being included in the story and that we can headcanon it if we really want to... but... I can think of several examples where this would fit into a story. How about Morrigan's Dark Ritual in Dragon Age? It's not like she was in love with Alistair, Loghain or possibly the male warden.
I'm not asking for something meaningless like the "romances" in Saint's Row 4, which was probably just a spoof of BioWare games. It boils down to "Wanna ****?" - "Sure!" and that's it. In the end the "relationship" felt just as close as in Mass Effect, cause the consequences were the same: none whatsoever.
A relationship that only consists of three conversations and an one-night-stand doesn't get me invested emotionally, so why not just skip all that and go right for the climax? A good writer could make that work.
What I really, really want is a meaningful relationship. Something that's not just one big thing once, but many little things throughout the entire game. Something like a short cutscene that shows my LI and my character having lunch together or I don't know... actually spend time together outside of combat. I never played the Garrus romances but I'd kick that guy out the airlock if I wanted to talk and he told me, "Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." No, you're in the middle of finding a new partner. I also wouldn't have minded to spend more time with Kelley during ME2. The stuff after the Suicide Mission? That's game over man, game over!
So, since that is not going to happen... let's just cut to the chase and have fun. No strings attached.
Some people may be concerned that casual sex is not worthy of being included in the story and that we can headcanon it if we really want to... but... I can think of several examples where this would fit into a story. How about Morrigan's Dark Ritual in Dragon Age? It's not like she was in love with Alistair, Loghain or possibly the male warden.
I'm not asking for something meaningless like the "romances" in Saint's Row 4, which was probably just a spoof of BioWare games. It boils down to "Wanna ****?" - "Sure!" and that's it. In the end the "relationship" felt just as close as in Mass Effect, cause the consequences were the same: none whatsoever.
A relationship that only consists of three conversations and an one-night-stand doesn't get me invested emotionally, so why not just skip all that and go right for the climax? A good writer could make that work.
What I really, really want is a meaningful relationship. Something that's not just one big thing once, but many little things throughout the entire game. Something like a short cutscene that shows my LI and my character having lunch together or I don't know... actually spend time together outside of combat. I never played the Garrus romances but I'd kick that guy out the airlock if I wanted to talk and he told me, "Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." No, you're in the middle of finding a new partner. I also wouldn't have minded to spend more time with Kelley during ME2. The stuff after the Suicide Mission? That's game over man, game over!
So, since that is not going to happen... let's just cut to the chase and have fun. No strings attached.
There should be minor references to the casual bang too, from not only whoever we boinked, but from other companions and crew.
Seriously, why do I have to vigorously skip my way through like 4-5 boring conversations and an entire game first, then in the next game I have to sit through yet more cringe worthy sappy dialogue in order to get to the good part and fornicate yet again?
It's way easier to get some nookie IRL than in these games, which is absurd. No wonder Renegade Shep always seems so frustrated and high strung.
There should be minor references to the casual bang too, from not only whoever we boinked, but from other companions and crew.
They tried to include it in the banter in DA:I but you have to have the correct combination of companions along for that to work. Although I found it unprofessional most of the time.
It's way easier to get some nookie IRL than in these games, which is absurd. No wonder Renegade Shep always seems so frustrated and high strung.
I don't know who actually said that in this thread but whoever did has forever incurred the ire of my 28 year old virginity.
I don't post threads as much (though I've made some wonderful contributions) because the MP section isn't as easily duped, and any constructive ideas would probably be drowned in a flood of sinful's diary shitposts anyway.
Vast majority of my posts are posts in that forum though. Can't speak for Tali's Sweat because I'm obviously not her/it.
I enjoy your posts most of the time, even when you try to bs me. 
I look forward to your next alt.
Anybody got a Handgun? I wanna shoot myself.
You have my sympathy.I don't know who actually said that in this thread but whoever did has forever incurred the ire of my 28 year old virginity.
When I see a woman I like, I tell her like this: I like you and I want you. We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours. What's it gonna be?
So...what if the woman isn't interested?
Some people need to watch more TV and loosen their butt a little.
Space Netflix and Chill?
So...what if the woman isn't interested?
Anybody got a Handgun? I wanna shoot myself.
Hey I'm the first Krogan Spectre buddy.
I'll have to use my special authorization powers to clear it but I don't see why not.
Arc Pistol or Scorpion?
I'll take the Scorpion.
I'll take the Scorpion.
I'll take the Scorpion.
You should try the Avenger.
Apparently it's deadly when fired on full auto. Who knew?
But not handy if I want to shoot myself
Why is there increasingly such an avid interest in sex and romance around these parts?
It's supposed to be a space opera, not a dating simulator.
Well, space opera is a romanticized subgenre of sci-fi. It tends to focus on the romantic aspects.
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