Heh the sad thing is that it does have the potential to be funny or thought provoking, particularly if you can get in zingers for ALL of the candidates. Dave Barry that person is not.
They messed up from the outset by not even mentioning Leliana by name. Bernie Sanders is in DAI, and a candidate for the Divine no less. Who knew?!
Leliana is the liberal commie candidate, so she's not worth mentioning, apparently. Oi vey.
Poor Cassandra... beautiful, thoughtful,
moderate Cassandra, being likened to... well. I'll stop talking about it now, but suffice to say it's an absurd comparison.
I really want to think that Chronoid is joking, but, unfortunately, I think we all know that he's very, very serious about it.
That's the worst part.