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[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I've seen more curious things in game recently than I have for a while. Here are a few from the last couple days. I think they need better captions than anything I can think of. Use your unbridled creativity, where applicable.

 

This Brute seems eager:

 

 

What is the Banshee contemplating? Eternity?

 

 

This Praetorian is lying down on the job, but on what?

 

 

I didn't know that Geth Hunters needed to visit the ammo crates as well:

 

 

If it were Dagger Hazard or Condor, I could understand that he'd be praying for ammo, but this is Hydra.

[Dalakaar]

I'm at work, but once I get home and take a hit from the vape I'm going to try and remember to come back to this thread.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

 

 

Roberta never felt like she fit in with other banshees. While the others would go out for a night of stabbing things through the torso, Roberta preferred interpretive dance.

 

 

Android General's Warning: The use of thermal clips for auto-erotic purposes contravenes manufacturer's warranties, local laws, and core programming.

[TheBunz]

 

No Make-Up for Cancer ~Liara

[catuta]

How about:

plankin' like you mean it

 

 

Go teamwork!

 

[GDICanuck]

Press Z or R twice.

[Argent Xero]

Banshee the bully formed a sort of hoop with her arms, and proceeded to dip her head downward, as if to mimic a ball, making fun of the short and stout Volus for his round figure.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

 

 

 

 

BOOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

That's all I got.   

[The Real Pearl #2]

I've seen more curious things in game recently than I have for a while. Here are a few from the last couple days. I think they need better captions than anything I can think of. Use your unbridled creativity, where applicable.

 

 

 

 

 

What is the Banshee contemplating? Eternity?

 

 

 

Poser trying to dance like me

[TheBunz]

How come my screenshots don't look that good?

 

Do you use Fraps?

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

How come my screenshots don't look that good?

 

Do you use Fraps?

Fraps, yes, shots captured as BMPs, Imgur processes them to PNG.

[niniendowarrior]

Asari FLAMER!!!  Oh wait... connection has been lost!

 

[valsharess24]

 
OMG you can see my v****a!

[andy_3_913]

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't know that Geth Hunters needed to visit the ammo crates as well:

 

 

If it were Dagger Hazard or Condor, I could understand that he'd be praying for ammo, but this is Hydra.

 

Ahem, there's the small matter of royalties....

*cough* *cough*

[Angry_Elcor]

 

 

The diabolical mad doctor's plan to create a monstrosity for the ages called the Reaper Centipede horrified many, but was ultimately undone when a Volus had Armour Piercing Ammo equipped.

[Dalakaar]

I remembered. (Good or bad thing I'm gonna leave up to history.)

There's one Husk and six swarmers that think they're going to win this race.

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No, I got this. Banshee Finger Puppets of a Reaper and Scion doing the...

Psssst, the scion is the one of the right.

 

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Cerberus ain't the only ones that're lazy.

[niniendowarrior]

RNG Troll Store strikes again!

 

[TheBunz]

^ better than Cryo Ammo IV

[The Real Pearl #2]

+0 grenades... lol

[niniendowarrior]

+0 grenades... lol

 

Check the other card that says Grenade Capacity II.  Also, +0 grenades. lol!

[Matthias King]

I've seen more curious things in game recently than I have for a while. Here are a few from the last couple days. I think they need better captions than anything I can think of. Use your unbridled creativity, where applicable.

 

 

 

She's a maniac, maniac on the floor!

 

 

 

 

"48...49...50! Ready or not, here I come!"

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

And here's another one. I used Pull on this Cannibal and it floated gently down to the railing on Vancouver. But I think it needs a caption as well.

 

[Sinful Force]

^ He's reaching for his Batarian candy bar he dropped. "Almost there..."

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

ADRIAAAAAN!!!

 

Wait, I mean... LENINAAAAA!!!!

 

No, wait, I mean... JESSIEEEEEEEE!!!!

[The Real Pearl #2]

ADRIAAAAAN!!!

 

Wait, I mean... LENINAAAAA!!!!

 

No, wait, I mean... JESSIEEEEEEEE!!!!

What bout...LENORE!!!