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[Vastator]

 

 

During some past games i've had the honor to play with Chuck Norris! Jeez, he's the Man! So i started to study him in order to know him better and write some facts down of how awesome he is! Here's something i've learnt from those games with him!

 

*Chuck Norris is able to over cover grab an Atlas. Using a Volus.

 

*On FB Rio, the enemies, when playing against Chuck Norris, spawn in the box of shame and camp there.

 

*Brutes are really scared of Chuck Norris. Before starting a game with Chuck, Brutes have the following loading-tip: "Don't let Chuck Norris get close! Chuck Norris is a vicious opponent that can instantly kill you!"

 

*"The Avenger is deadly when fired on full-auto". Despite the wide scepticism and mockery surrounding this statement, this is actually true. But only when used by Chuck Norris.

 

*Chuck Norris is able to wall-hack with all characters. Using heavy melee.

 

*If you see Chuck Norris teleporting like hell it's not because he has lag. It's because he's Chuck Norris.

 

*Some ones think the dinosaur extinction was caused by a meteorite falling on earth. Some others believe it was Chuck Norris playing a Volus Vanguard, entering a wormhole while doing a biotic charge and ending up on earth 70 millions years ago.

 

*During the drone mission, Chuck Norris doesn't follow the drone. It's the drone that follows Chuck Norris.

 

*Chuck Norris never kneels. When reviving team mates or hacking devices he stands up instead of using that humiliating position.

 

*Chuck Norris is able to solo a Possessed Praetorian in the open. With a Shuriken. And using only 3476 thermal clips!

 

*Chuck Norris never fires Cobra Missiles. He doesn't want to blow up the whole planet.

 

*Chuck Norris is able to obtain Platinun melee medals.

 

*Trolling Chuck Norris by locking him in the reactor or Abombing him it's harmless for him, but can severely reduce your life expectancy.

 

 

And you, have you ever played with CN? Post what you have discovered about him!!!

 

 

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[LoonySpectre]

The most important: Chuck Norris can use the drell roundhouse light melee kick with all kits!

[XAN]

Chuck Norris can sync kill Banshees while they are mid-charge.

Chuck Norris has a 12-shot Raider, even when not playing on xain88's host. (this is for the PS3 folks)

Chuck Norris has played a match with IAI20120312.

Chuck Norris can take down a shielded Atlas in a single roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris gets 90% damage reduction against Phantoms.

Chuck Norris can solo Platinum with Dark Channel only, sub20.

When playing on PS3, Chuck Norris can freeze the Collectors.

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

I am Michael Cera in real life.

[Teabaggin Krogan]

All good and well but where's all the nude women?

 I need it for my uh..school project..

[Abramsrunner]

All good and well but where's all the nude women?

Well technically Geth Norris is nude.

[BioWareMod02]

As this thread does not discuss ME3 multiplayer it is being closed.