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[Battlebloodmage]

Sorry, which military exactly? I hope it is British, because then we can stop for tea at regular intervals, as any civilised nation should in-between invading foreign countries (which we have at least heard of and can pinpoint on a map, which is something).

 

 

Also means you get to announce the entire annihilation of a regiment with little more than a raised eyebrow and a terse 'Bugger'.

 

Although my favourite thing will be things such as taking bagpipes into battle, or a longbow and claymore, or if you run out of ammunition resorting to throwing tins of beans to defend yourself.

Are you sure they're British? They have regular teeth. 

[Geth Supremacy]

Are you sure they're British? They have regular teeth. 

 

It's a joke.  You can always tell a TRUE Brit.  They have to put the letter U in EVERYTHING!

 

His patch?  ISAF? Nope.  Real Brits would be all like ISUAUF

 

Those warriours hauve my favourite battule armour on though.  Rumoured, coloured, fauke flaugs.

 

"Who dares wins!"

[aoibhealfae]

Wasn't that Peru flag? Or canada... hell, I dunno. I only read military scifi. 

[Battlebloodmage]

Wasn't that Peru flag? Or canada... hell, I dunno. I only read military scifi. 

That's Japanese flag, and those people are definitely Japanese, not British. 

[Quarian Master Race]

 

More civilian, less military.

 

I want to go full bandit. 

What about Russians "polite Crimean/Donetsk civilians who went to the army surplus store"? Very resourceful at acquiring provisions in enemy territory, they are. Would be very useful in Andromeda.
"Sasha, should get pepper dzhek or guda for potatos from kholokol?"

"chedder make best putin."

"tell me of your hidden secrets, pork rinds"

[Vox Draco]

Hm, I'd like to see an "alienized" future version of this I have t oadmit ^^

 

[Lady Artifice]

*raises monocole*

 

Hmm, yes, I find it rather shallow and pedantic.

 

*taps wine glass*

 

I just dislike the idea of not having any mercenaries or scientists on team.

[Geth Supremacy]

Hm, I'd like to see an "alienized" future version of this I have t oadmit ^^

 

 

"They're paying for it.  You eat it!"

 

Seven....Six....Two.....Milometer.....Full....Metal.....Jacket......

[von uber]

It's a joke.  You can always tell a TRUE Brit.  They have to put the letter U in EVERYTHING!

 

His patch?  ISAF? Nope.  Real Brits would be all like ISUAUF

 

Those warriours hauve my favourite battule armour on though.  Rumoured, coloured, fauke flaugs.

 

"Who dares wins!"

 

Ah - I see you are slowly becoming acquainted with the English language, instead of the bastardised version they speak in the former colonies. Marvellous.

[Geth Supremacy]

Ah - I see you are slowly becoming acquainted with the English language, instead of the bastardised version they speak in the former colonies. Marvellous.

 

Americans like their words like they like their tea.  No extra crap added.

 

Of course we don't have to throw mere words into the harbor to make our point.   Oh! excuse me! "harbour"

 

[Mdizzletr0n]

Americans like their words like they like their tea. No extra crap added.

Of course we don't have to throw mere words into the harbor to make our point. Oh! excuse me! "harbour"

Uh...excuse you, but tea w/o sugar (and lots of it) is a no no.

iMerican

[Vox Draco]

I was rethinking the OP's REAL intention for more military-content and came to the conclusion: Star Ship Troopers - Same Sex Showers is probably what he really, really wants...

 

 

Do you want to know more ?

 

Spoiler

What the ... you little Pvt. Pervert! No nudity allowed here, you punk! Now down on the floor and give me fivehundred!!!!

 

[Han Shot First]

I wonder which one of you rascals has Sgt Badass as your alt.

[KingTony]

Can your face be more symmetrical and less hideous?

No, OP, no it can't, and that answers both questions.

[Master Warder Z_]

Instead of the bastardised version they speak in the former colonies. Marvellous.

 

Wouldn't it be fair to say that England is now a colony of the USA? I mean they are their primary defense partner in the UNSC, primary trade partner, primary provider of raw material goods, metal and ore, and second largest contributor of their national oil reserve...

 

I mean if you look at all these things and the amount of money that comes of England to the states, it almost looks like tribute.

 

o.o

 

I mean its sort of like the Canadian thing, if America wanted to officially plant the flag over there and say (this belongs to us), who the hell is going to stop them? The fourteen ships that can actually fight? America has more then three hundred combat worthy vessels, The only thing that really even brings pause to this entire scenario is the fact that the buggers have nukes.

 

But yeah, its obvious that the child got the daddy pants now in the relationship, that said I am just disappointed with home, have been for the last decade or so, very disappointing...lets just say there is a reason I consider myself American before Norwegian now, and its just because I have lived here for almost twenty years, its because Norway is going to pot.

[Geth Supremacy]

I wonder which one of you rascals has Sgt Badass as your alt.

 

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

[Battlebloodmage]

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

Thou doth protest too much, methinks. 

[Master Warder Z_]

Thou doth protest too much, methinks. 

 

That isn't funny.

 

It wasn't funny five hundred years ago, it isn't funny now.

 

Hamlet is like his worst production anyway.

[Steelcan]

Why would we ever bother attacking Canada?

 

America has already supplanted the Brits as the beating heart of the Anglo-American world

[Master Warder Z_]

Why would we ever bother attacking Canada?

 

o.o

 

I can cook up a list of reasons if you like.

 

[Steelcan]

we have better things to do than officially annexing States 51-55

[von uber]

Wouldn't it be fair to say that England is now a colony of the USA?

Er... no. Mainly because England per se doesn't really exist as a separate country within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Now run along you little scamp back off to school.

[Geth Supremacy]

Canada is all good.  JTF2 is respected.

 

Fun Fact: Rob Furlong (Canadian) once held the record for the longest shot ever.  He was having zero luck doing anything.  An American unit was passing by and gave him some of their hotter rounds with a boat tail and he was then able to kill his target(s) also becoming a record holder in the process.

 

Unity baby.

[Steelcan]

Er... no. Mainly because England per se doesn't really exist as a separate country within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Now run along you little scamp back off to school.

England is the dominant region politically, economically, and culturally

 

Scotland can't decide if it wants to be in or not, Northern Ireland shouldn't exist, and Wales....

[Master Warder Z_]

England is the dominant region politically, economically, and culturally

 

Scotland can't decide if it wants to be in or not, Northern Ireland shouldn't exist, and Wales....

 

Pretty much what Steel said, beat me to it