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[Tarot Redhand]

Here's 20 random one liners. Some are (or are based on) real UK west country speech. Other's are based on the nonsense songs of Rambling Syd Rumpo, a fictitious folk singer played by the late Kenneth Williams (just look for the strange words). One other is based on the lyrics of the Marrow Song.

 

• Arr, Bert? 'E be mung-in' greebles, 'e be!
• 'eyup me beauties.
• Drink up zee zider.
• Nah-then me flower, me plum.
• Proper jarb.
• Get out of me mangle-wurzels you!
• Just you let go of my cordwangle afore I sick Rex on yer!
• Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb.
• Dang Townies!
• Ooo, arr.
• Syd? 'E be a courtin' a bogler's daughter.
• Muck? You should see the grunge upon my splod!
• Oo-er! I've lunged my groats...
• Eee, go an' wurdle yer posset!
• Ol' Jones wur a wrong'un! 'E'd wurdle the ladies and scrope all the men!
• Well fiddle me grummets and scrumple me plume.
• Oh what a beauty, I've never sin a marrer that big afore.
• Watch out fer the drunken nurker.
• Thou canst stop eyeing me grey nog, thee can.
• So what yer got in yer gander-bag then?

TR

[Frith5]

Them potaters got more eye than a beholder!

 

Smut! That's what it is, smut!

 

Durn kids... that's twice this year I've hadda dig a new outhouse pit.

 

Lad! Ho there, lad! Where'd are ye off to now?

 

<timeofday> to ye. Would ye mind taking yer clodhoppers outta my cabbages?

 

Treated the wife to a soulful ballad. No, wait. T'was a bowlful a salad.

 

Got that feller a potato clock, as he had to be to town by 8:30.

[Grymlorde]

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[ia.Pepper]

Oh, oh, I got one!

 

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

 

.....What? 

[Shadowing2029]

Grandfather: I too liked the pub, but i changed.

Grandma: Dont lie old fool, you just cant walk there anymore.

 

 

Butcher(To large body type): Ha you look like that pig i butcherer yesterday.

 

 

Peasant(with sheep): Just dont let mine wife know about this ok? (gives few coins and walks away)

 

 

Old Mearchant (to woman):(stares at boobs.) Do you want to be mine assisant?