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If the asari Justicar was a parrot she would be Samara.
^^This made me think of another immature scenario 
The Normandy crew were discussing what type of bird to have on the ship.
When the conversation was over, Liara went to speak with manshep who just came out of the shower.
Liara turned to Shepard and told him: "evidently, it should be a peacock"
In the Mass Effect universe, what is a common scarecrow alternative?...
A Krogan
Why is Xen known as one of the most prolific arms dealers in the Andromeda game?...
because everyone ends up using Ark pistols.
Andromeda is going to be a tempestuous ride to say the least.
What do you call Mordin when he wants to freeze everything in sight?...
A Cryo-practor.
Where do the people of Belgrade get their toys?...
Cerbe-R-Us
What did Shepard say to the Krogan who wants to eat fish?...
"You'll find some in the embassies"
The captain who was posted at the nuclear reactor had an easy job. She had... a life of Riley.
Mass Effect is like a traditional roleplaying game, some people were mad because they didn't have enough MP to see the end scene.
Others said the ending left them breathless.
Sometimes the Mass Effect 3 mods are too restrictive and not any fun at all (I was hoping for something better).
I'm talking about the gun mods of course 
