In the Mass Effect universe, What is the most popular vegetarian milk substitute?
Zorya milk.
What did Shepard say when Tali's father was found?...
We've a Rael problem here.
What happened to the refinery workers on Zorya?...
They were fired.
Did you hear how Microsoft create AI apples?...
By using AI cores.
How long did it take to write Mordin?...
Weekes
How do Quarian children talk?...
They use a speech bubble.
Shepard went to buy some thermal clips at the gun store. The clerk was busy and told Shepard...
"Don't worry this will only take am-mo"
Why do the Geth avoid using Microsoft operating systems?...
They don't like using Windows.
What is a popular magazine among Cerberus operatives?...
TIMe magazine.
(I think I'm starting to run out of puns now 
)
Kai Leng's batteries are empty... he really needs to recharge them.
What do people (with a heavy accent) say when there's no room on the Shadow Broker ship outside? - We're at full capacitor.
What are drones called at a rock concert? - Rock-it drones.
"Do you know this famous painter? He was in charge of everything!" - "Ah yes, of course I know VanGuard!"
What would Legion be called if it had musical talent? - A Gethoblaster.
What's the outcome of putting Javik in a mixer? - A prothean shake.
Where does Victus go for all his shopping? - Primark...
What would Wrex have done if Shepard wasn't at the summit?...
He would have knocked the Salarian on her Dalatrass.
Why did Subject Zero dress up as Harbinger for Halloween?...
To become "Jack The Reaper"
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If the asari Justicar was a parrot she would be Samara.
^^This made me think of another immature scenario
The Normandy crew were discussing what type of bird to have on the ship.
When the conversation was over, Liara went to speak with manshep who just came out of the shower.
Liara turned to Shepard and told him: "evidently, it should be a peacock"
In the Mass Effect universe, what is a common scarecrow alternative?...
A Krogan
Why is Xen known as one of the most prolific arms dealers in the Andromeda game?...
because everyone ends up using Ark pistols.
Andromeda is going to be a tempestuous ride to say the least.
What do you call Mordin when he wants to freeze everything in sight?...
A Cryo-practor.
Where do the people of Belgrade get their toys?...
Cerbe-R-Us
What did Shepard say to the Krogan who wants to eat fish?...
"You'll find some in the embassies"
The captain who was posted at the nuclear reactor had an easy job. She had... a life of Riley.
Mass Effect is like a traditional roleplaying game, some people were mad because they didn't have enough MP to see the end scene.
Others said the ending left them breathless.
Sometimes the Mass Effect 3 mods are too restrictive and not any fun at all (I was hoping for something better).
I'm talking about the gun mods of course 
What was the name of the Turian on Noveria called?
I can't remember but I'm Qui'in to find out.
Where does Victus go for all his shopping? - Primark...
Haha. Obviously from the UK then. I thought of that Primark joke too
Haha. Obviously from the UK then. I thought of that Primark joke too
Actually, from Germany But I was in a London Primark a few years back (it was hell 
). And they're also popping up over Germany lately as well, hehe.
What type of weapon shoots vegetables at enemies?...
The Geth Pulse Rifle
How do Vanguards power up their biotic phone?...
They use their biotic charger.
What do heavy weapons researchers say when they need to rest and eat some dinner?...
"We Ava-lanche break"
When is the best day to use incendiary ammo?...
Frydays
What did Shepard feel when encountering Dr Wayne?...
It was Toomb much to take in.
What do scientists shout in Cerberus constipation clinics?...
"Enemas everywhere!"
Rannoch is in a divided state.
The North Quarians want to be left alone and be isolated from the rest of the galaxy.
The South Quarians are on constant alert from the North and are more sociable of the two.
The leader of the North Quarians is Kim Jon-a.
What type of lavish sausages does Kasumi prefer?...
Flashbangers
Liara smoothers enemies with her biotics so her enemies can't... breave.
What do you call a curve of Cerberus snipers?...
Your Arc-Nemesis.
Did you hear about the Krogan magicians?...
They pull a vanishing act before you can say "Kro-gone".
What type of gifts do Adepts give their enemies?...
Pullovers.
Where do the younger Asari go to manufacture goods?...
I think it's China because a lot of the products say "Maiden China".
What does Wrex bet in roulette?...
evens.
What is an Adept's favourite exercise?...
Pull-ups.
How do you save money food shopping?...
By taking a 10 pound Vorcha with you.
Why did Shepard get indoctrinated?
he smoked a Reaper.
Dude1:Please stop this is really disturbing.
Dude2: A-sari mate.
What day did Shepard touch down on Haestrom?...
Sunday
What does Shepard think when facing a heavy mech up-close?...
Y...M...I...R
What did the VS say to Shepard when they met in ME2?...
"You need to open Horizon see what Cerberus is really up to!"
The Thorian is a... Ferosious creature.
How does EDI stay in shape?...
She eats a staple diet.
How do people in Mass Effect cut back their rosebush?...
They use a specialised Fornax.
What does the cameraman say about Miranda's outfit?...
"It's cracking!"
Miranda likes to interrupt Shepard by... butting in.
Did you hear about the Geth shop what sells vacuum cleaners?...
A Geth unit can be heard shouting "Get your Dyson sphere!"
Thought of a couple new ones on the train ride home
-Whether Thane is fit for the military should best be discussed with a drell instructor.
-What day do drell celebrate in November? - Thanesgiving.
-Spacer Shep's mom is actually an alien in disguise. ......Come on, she's called Hanar Shepard?!
-What is a mathematician's favourite dish? - Shepard's Pi.
-If Samantha wasn't assigned to the Normandy, she'd be out there playing Pokémon Go, so she can be the galaxy's best Pokémon Traynor.
I wanted to make my 1,000th post before this place closes down (Hopefully, they'll reconsider 
).
I created this thread to bring some light-hearted relief among some of the serious topics on the forum via puns. There are some incredible creative puns replies and there has been 353 puns so far. I know it's a bit of a random thread and some of these puns may have made you laugh, grin, cringe, tut or say to yourself "what the hell is that one about?".
So I just thought I'd acknowledge and appreciate everyone who has clicked on this thread to read it, contributed with their own puns, 'liked' a post or commented in the thread. You guys/gals are incredible 
.
I'll admit that the only pun that I didn't get was Mr Fob's Mogadishu one back in March. I have no clue 
.
(BTW, this doesn't mean that I've stopped contributing. I'll post again whenever I think of something new until the forum closure 
).
Edit to be on topic: Pokémon Traynor doesn't have many creatures because she doesn't like to handle pokéballs . (I've just lowered the tone of the entire thread )
I wanted to make my 1,000th post before this place closes down (Hopefully, they'll reconsider
I created this thread to bring some light-hearted relief among some of the serious topics on the forum via puns. There are some incredible creative puns replies and there has been 353 puns so far. I know it's a bit of a random thread and some of these puns may have made you laugh, grin, cringe, tut or say to yourself "what the hell is that one about?".
So I just thought I'd acknowledge and appreciate everyone who has clicked on this thread to read it, contributed with their own puns, 'liked' a post or commented in the thread. You guys/gals are incredible
I'll admit that the only pun that I didn't get was Mr Fob's Mogadishu one back in March. I have no clue
(BTW, this doesn't mean that I've stopped contributing. I'll post again whenever I think of something new until the forum closure
Edit to be on topic: Pokémon Traynor doesn't have many creatures because she doesn't like to handle pokéballs
This has certainly been one of the many threads i enjoy coming to, always making me chuckle
I'm beyond sad, really. Maybe I could live with them not letting us post anymore (who am I kidding), but to wipe EVERYTHING, all the great, funny, brilliant, creative, helpful posts done over the years, the knowledge... like a huge archive that can not compare to anything out there, not even the ME wiki... will just be gone.
I loved reading this thread, and I just hope that we can find another place with a lot of the members from here. This must happen!
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