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[Learn To Love Yourself]

Hi

 

Can someone help me?

Not sure if anyone plays anymore, but I want to get back into it, and I'm not sure how to find others who are still active (apparently, no one on Tinder plays this game).

 

I've read all but two threads on the front page, and it seems you're all very knowledgeable and great players.  Is there a place where I can find information, or resources, if you will, about the game that will improve my gameplay and knowledge of mechanics to better understand how they fix cars?

 

My cousin is a mechanic, and you are all always talking about mechanics.  He's not really a good guy, so I wonder why he'd be so popular here.  You probably drive nice cars or something.  I drive a Prius, which is why I play Volus.

 

What kind of car do you drive, and what ME3 MP character would you liken it to?  

 

Do you drive a sporty BMW which is sleek and fast, like a Drell, but, also like a Drell, probably won't last long because it will break down with some malfunction just after the warranty expires (Keplar's Syndrome)?

 

Or do you drive a hulking truck or hummer (compensation) with spikes on the bumpers (melee Krogan)?  

 

Do you drive a stupidly ugly chariot with spiked wheels that damage any vehicle or poor pedestrian that comes near it (Batarian with Blade Armor)?

 

Maybe you don't have a car and aimlessly wander the streets, panhandling and washing windshields shamelessly for spare change or food, losing all hope of being a proud, reputable, civilized, and contributing member of society (Quarian)?

 

What color are my pajamas?

 

Thanks, gaiz!

[Dalakaar]

I've read all but two threads on the front page

The suspense is killing me.

 

What two didn't you read?

 

FYI if you said what two later in your post I haven't read it yet. I got there and immediately had to post this before continuing on reading.

 

Please don't post spoilers.

 

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

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[LineHolder]

The suspense is killing me.

 

What two didn't you read?

 

FYI if you said what two later in your post I haven't read it yet. I got there and immediately had to post this before continuing on reading.

 

Please don't post spoilers.

 

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

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Probably the stickies. I know they become invisible to me in every forum immediately after being stickied.

[Dalakaar]

Probably the stickies. I know they become invisible to me in every forum immediately after being stickied.

That sounds entirely too logical to be false.

[Abramsrunner]

 

Maybe you don't have a car and aimlessly wander the streets, panhandling and washing windshields shamelessly for spare change or food, losing all hope of being a proud, reputable, civilized, and contributing member of society (Quarian)?

 

What color are my pajamas?

 

Thanks, gaiz!

 

Buddy, I don't need a car, I've got a space ship, & it's name is the Haddaway, it has a broken music player hardwired in CIC, & any attempts to remove it, & it'll play only one old human song about "what is love" for a few hours on a loop throughout the ship. And besides if I do go ground side I'll ride on my reprogrammed Geth Juggernaut, & waltz on down the road on my giant robo butler.

 

Admiral Daro'Xen reclaimed a few units under the radar, scrubbed out the reaper code, & some how kept the combat upgrades in, they're no longer going on about having souls, & now they're serving the intended purpose.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Buddy, I don't need a car, I've got a space ship, & it's name is the Haddaway, it has a broken music player hardwired in CIC, & any attempts to remove it, & it'll play only one old human song about "what is love" for a few hours on a loop throughout the ship. And besides if I do go ground side I'll ride on my reprogrammed Geth Juggernaut, & waltz on down the road on my giant robo butler.

 

Admiral Daro'Xen reclaimed a few units under the radar, scrubbed out the reaper code, & some how kept the combat upgrades in, they're no longer going on about having souls, & now they're serving the intended purpose.

 

What you describe above is exactly the "experience" of a windshield-washing crackhead I met the other night on the freeway offramp in downtown LA.  Jiggles Bonanos, is that you?  If you're homeless, how the hell are you posting on the internet?  CHARLETON!!

If you are not Jiggles Bonanos, I apologize.  Carry on.

 

Do you have instagram?  Want to play sometime?

[Teabaggin Krogan]

I ride a motorcycle, get on ma lvl son! 

[Abramsrunner]

What you describe above is exactly the "experience" of a windshield-washing crackhead I met the other night on the freeway offramp in downtown LA.  Jiggles Bonanos, is that you?  If you're homeless, how the hell are you posting on the internet?  CHARLETON!!

If you are not Jiggles Bonanos, I apologize.  Carry on.

 

Do you have instagram?  Want to play sometime?

No, I don't play on my gethbox 360 anymore, I play on the PC now, nor do have an instagram.

 

That name doesn't sound familiar, nor is it my name. Can't have my ship on earth anymore due to security concerns from the Alliance due to advance combat Geth platforms on ship, they get really nervous when they're outside of the ship on guard duty, the last time I was landed some crazy human was making intoxicated remarks, & moves on one of the Geth, then he was perpetually stunned locked.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

No, I don't play on my gethbox 360 anymore, I play on the PC now, nor do have an instagram.

 

That name doesn't sound familiar, nor is it my name. Can't have my ship on earth anymore due to security concerns from the Alliance due to advance combat Geth platforms on ship, they get really nervous when they're outside of the ship on guard duty, the last time I was landed some crazy human was making intoxicated remarks, & moves on one of the Geth, then he was perpetually stunned locked.

Oh okay.  My misunderstanding.  I didn't think there would be another one so alike.  I guess that's why they call them...

"bum bums"

[The_Nightman_Cometh]

You..think that if you play on 1 platform long enough, you might be interested in trying another....

are... there other possibilities? Sure..but why stray from your chosen preference....

not .. only am I speaking from experience..I am speaking from my heart

cool ...is a state of mind..not merely a state of being....

enough.. is said on such matters as to where the PC community can seem quite appealing

to .. know thy own self is to be true...but...once you know yourself...are all asari still blue?...(some appear green 2me)

join.. my way of thinking so one can comprehend....that the PS3 freeze...is what leads towards that consoles end

my... my, my, miss american pie, drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry

clan.  cam, sand, AZ cardinals fan?  While a word rhymes with one another..does not mean 1 console or another platform is above another..

[Sinful Force]

I didn't seem to have any problems playing with BSNers on PS3 today. In fact, I played for over 12 hours today with 90% of lobbies being composed of BSNers.

 

PS - GGs to all BSNer I've played today. Haven't played this much since early pug days.

[Fuenf789]

As custom dictates:
http://forum.bioware...ead-this-first/

And I strongly suspect that some here are on yellow submarine rides.

Never liked the mako, prefer the m44- hammerhead instead. For those that forgot, and need to compare sizes :

[Fuenf789]

I didn't seem to have any problems playing with BSNers on PS3 today. In fact, I played for over 12 hours today with 90% of lobbies being composed of BSNers.
 
PS - GGs to all BSNer I've played today. Haven't played this much since early pug days.

My pleasure. Sometimes we all have to be reminded that we act like Divas.

[nico_wolf]

Who is not behaving like a Diva sometimes,..

[GruntKitterhand]

I ride a motorcycle, get on ma lvl son! 

 

Now you're talking! Mine may not look quite like that, but then I don't look much like Aria either, and I really have to say I have some misgivings about whether her clothing is really suitable for road safety. I mean, at the very least she has to be risking a serious case of 'Jogger's Nipple' if it's cold out there 

 

It's hard to think of a bike in terms of ME3, but I guess for me it's appropriate that the Krogan Sentinel is my favourite character as I ride a very big Triumph Tiger. They are both like tanks, but can sprint surprisingly well. I occasionally think, "Ha! They're dead!" when leaving sports cars in my wake at traffic lights. The bike has three cylinders, which work in perfect harmony, similar to a Claymore, Incinerate, Melee attack, and while I may not have Lift Grenades, I can certainly make the ground shake! 

 

Buddy, I don't need a car, I've got a space ship, & it's name is the Haddaway, it has a broken music player hardwired in CIC, & any attempts to remove it, & it'll play only one old human song about "what is love" for a few hours on a loop throughout the ship. 

 

There was a time, misty in the memory, before Kanye and Nicki and Justin, when I thought that song was, truly, the most abominable creation my ears had ever been subjected to. Any mention of it reminds me of a road trip I took back in 93, when I absolutely refused to allow the radio to be played in the car because of the inevitability of hearing it. Two hours in, one of the girls wasn't impressed by a compilation tape I'd made (ah, the good old days!) with stuff like Neil Young, Primal Scream, Teenage Fanclub and a load of Irish bands, and in a fit of frustration she popped the eject button, only for the car to fill with the sound of Woah Woah Woah oh oh, or however you're supposed to spell the wailing bit. I am currently in peril, because of a tourette-like urge to sing, "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" to my partner, who would very probably hurt me quite a bit if I did. 

 

I strongly suspect that some here are on yellow submarine rides.

 

I strongly suspect you may be right! 

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Now you're talking! Mine may not look quite like that, but then I don't look much like Aria either, and I really have to say I have some misgivings about whether her clothing is really suitable for road safety. I mean, at the very least she has to be risking a serious case of 'Jogger's Nipple' if it's cold out there 

 

It's hard to think of a bike in terms of ME3, but I guess for me it's appropriate that the Krogan Sentinel is my favourite character as I ride a very big Triumph Tiger. They are both like tanks, but can sprint surprisingly well. I occasionally think, "Ha! They're dead!" when leaving sports cars in my wake at traffic lights. The bike has three cylinders, which work in perfect harmony, similar to a Claymore, Incinerate, Melee attack, and while I may not have Lift Grenades, I can certainly make the ground shake! 

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Haha yeah when it comes to fiction, Looking good >>realism. Then again Aria might be able to pull this off with some biotics. I had to look up the model and it is a big bike! Also that's some serious power with 90 hp if I got the specs right! Style wise, I'm more of a fan of the classic round lamps though. There's something about that old school charm that I find appealing. Also the Krosent is definitely one of the most relaxing characters to play, just waltz around chucking grenades and blowing things up with the claymore. Muahaha! 

[DarkOrgasm]

*snip*

 

What color are my pajamas?

 

Thanks, gaiz!

 

Jack Jack Jack....Where do I start?

 

Did you know I named my FQE after you when you were spamming Biagra to everyone?

Her name is Jackkie Crapper and she loves when you run behind her, it makes my team mates so bedazzled I top the scoreboard every match, that;s the first thing you have to relearn.

 

And by the way buddy, you need to stock up on that Biagra if you're gonna start playing again so you get those beautiful asarigasms that will just rev your ME3MP motor again ( and play some Lemmy in the background too!)

 

I dont drive anymore, they took my license away because was always shouting at the other drivers for being noobs and giving them middle fingers. so I dont have a car. Can I borrow yours for a few hours?

 

Next, you need to come to mustard race, dude. I just finished of making a mod for MP where I give the Geth Prime the Praetorians' butt lases with the added Scion spamnades!1  Hooo Boy, talk about stun lock, that will make you learn some new **** when playing again.

 

Give me a hollar, I re-indoctrinate ya real quick!! I'll show you how to shove your resonant thrust rod into someone's photonic combustion chamber and you can use your Big Boy Fatman just like they do in Fallout4.

 

It's easy Jack

[Angry_Elcor]

I'd recommend a turbocharged joystick, but that's actually better for... other things. Also, I have no idea what's going on. I used to "get" this place.

 

[Dalakaar]

Wow I can't believe how many takers you got Jack. Even a link to the "Looking for Group" post lawls.

 

Guess some people didn't get the parody. (Or mine. /sigh)

[GriM_AoD]

lol

 

ecks bawks

[Abramsrunner]

Never liked the mako, prefer the m44- hammerhead instead. For those that forgot, and need to compare sizes :

The M-35 Mako is king m8.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

lol

 

ecks bawks

 

You come out of your retirement home for this?   how else will you become a returning A list bsn celebrity for ME:A?

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

lol

 

ecks bawks

 

 

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Dalakaar]

Bump.