I'm going to celebrate by taking the used copies I have of Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3, throwing them in a garbage can along with a highly flammable catalyst. Then I shall finish the day off by pouring a whole bunch of lighter fluid in there, lighting a match, tossing it in, and sitting next to the purifying flame in a lawn chair with a cigar in one hand and a cup of bourbon in the other and just....watch as the purity makes every thing new and whole again.
Like the phoenix rising from the ashes I shall start life afresh. I will put the trauma behind me and perhaps...give Bioware some much-needed absolution. I will still not be buying Andromeda of course. And if I do it will be second-hand only. And I will still be mad about the ending. But I will be reborn into a new man nonetheless!
Love the flames. Makes every thing...so clean.
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