We need an Asari diplomat paid for by the Alliance to represent humanity's interests.
She can pull wool over the eyes of the natives of the planets we colonize and spin sell them into thinking our actions are good for their race.
This would be strategically valuable because it reduces the number of violent conflicts we get into.
Instead of that, can I just get a stripper pole in my captain's quarters for the asari to conduct "intimate diplomacy"? I think that feature would be easier to implement.
Sorry mate, there's already a post just like this.
Well, to be fair, a ship crew member is not the same as squad member.
Well, to be fair, a ship crew member is not the same as squad member.
Yes
To clarify these are characters that will journey with us but participating in ground combat isn't their job
Roles such as Engineer Adams, Pilot Joker, the chef/cook guy from ME2, the doctor, etc
Yes
To clarify these are characters that will journey with us but participating in ground combat isn't their job
Roles such as Engineer Adams, Pilot Joker, the chef/cook guy from ME2, the doctor, etc
I bet there will be some characters like that on the Ark.
I bet there will be some characters like that on the Ark.
A Hanar masseur who gives happy endings please.
A Batarian sushi salesmen.
Batarian sushi salesman: Try my snapping eel rolls, human, if your weak palette can handle it. The root paste puts your feeble "wasabi" to shame.
A Hanar masseur who gives happy endings please.
Normally I am against the "rainbows and unicorn" crowd always asking for happy endings but i can get behind this,
Can I have Blasto as a crew member finally? He's the only person more Mary Sue in Mass Effect than Commander Shepard.
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