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[thepiebaker]

Joker will remain in my memory like a leaf in the wind.

[KaiserShep]

Joker will remain in my memory like a leaf in the wind.

 

 

You mean like...

 

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[Larry-3]

Joker was the very first one to say something in the first Mass Effect trilogy, and also one of the last people to be shown in the first trilogy.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Joker was the very first one to say something in the first Mass Effect trilogy, and also one of the last people to be shown in the first trilogy.

No he wasn't. Udina was the first character to speak in the Shepard Trilogy(or second if you count the CC VI) with "Well...what about Shepard?"

[Onewomanarmy]

Joker is not in MEA? Will we get a hot male robot instead? An Eddie?

[Revan Reborn]

Joker is not in MEA? Will we get a hot male robot instead? An Eddie?

Unfortunately, I picked High EMS Destroy... so all hot male robots were sacrificed to save the galaxy... Sorry...

[Xerxes52]

Who was Joker? Again? Sorry, I was in the middle of some "calibrations."

 

I uh... um, I think uh... what was the question again?

[Onewomanarmy]

Unfortunately, I picked High EMS Destroy... so all hot male robots were sacrificed to save the galaxy... Sorry...

 

There was a difference in the way the colors ended? Haha. I can't even remember which one I picked. 

[Revan Reborn]

There was a difference in the way the colors ended? Haha. I can't even remember which one I picked. 

Blue? Red? Or green? Choose wisely? One of these endings ends with your clothes on while the other doesn't.

[Onewomanarmy]

Blue? Red? Or green? Choose wisely? One of these endings ends with your clothes on while the other doesn't.

 

Oh damn.. what to choose what to choose xD

[Revan Reborn]

Oh damn.. what to choose what to choose xD

[Miserybot]

We will?

[Hair Serious Business]

Replace him with a snarky hot female pilot and I'll totally forget Neckbeard McBonecrack. 

 

She must be half naked......to wear bikini and if anyone dares to complain BW needs to write poor excuse of why she is dressed like that.

 

Also she needs to -ehm- to move her "attributes" when she is -ehm- doing "piloting" thing....because that is how modern piloting works now days   and her bewbs must jiggle....like a lot they need to jiggle like they are made of gelatin because bewbs physics are most important, even more important then story and plot world and etc. JIGGLY BEWBS ARE IMPORTANT! She should also strike lot of sexy poses to say she is into you....and in end just leave you to f*ck her own ship.

 

THE END

[Revan Reborn]

She must be half naked......to wear bikini and if anyone dares to complain BW needs to write poor excuse of why she is dressed like that.

 

Also she needs to -ehm- to move her "attributes" when she is -ehm- doing "piloting" thing....because that is how modern piloting works now days   and her bewbs must jiggle....like a lot they need to jiggle like they are made of gelatin because bewbs physics are most important, even more important then story and plot world and etc. JIGGLY BEWBS ARE IMPORTANT! She should also strike lot of sexy poses to say she is into you....and in end just leave you to f*ck her own ship.

 

THE END

That's a terrible ending. Did you write the ending for ME3?

[Hair Serious Business]

That's a terrible ending. Did you write the ending for ME3?

 

Yeah, you know what else is terrible?

 

There is another settlement that needs help, here I will mark it on your map 

[Revan Reborn]

Yeah, you know what else is terrible?

 

There is another settlement that needs help, here I will mark it on your map 

Woah woah woah woah woah. You can't just go boob bouncing, relay jumping glory to post apocalyptic, super mutant gun fest on me. Those two do NOT go together!!!!

 

I demand a rewrite of the story where boobs and I bounce happily ever after!!!

[Hair Serious Business]

Woah woah woah woah woah. You can't just go boob bouncing, relay jumping glory to post apocalyptic, super mutant gun fest on me. Those two do NOT go together!!!!

 

I demand a rewrite of the story where boobs and I bounce happily ever after!!!

 

In my cycle people understood deeper meanings within tragic endings .

[Revan Reborn]

In my cycle people understood deeper meanings within tragic endings .

Well that's just find and dandy Javik... I'm sure everybody in your cycle agrees with your understanding... However, this is MY cycle and it's boob bouncing fun time baby!!! Goodbye Joker!!! Hello Harley Quinn!!!

 

[Hair Serious Business]

Well that's just find and dandy Javik... I'm sure everybody in your cycle agrees with your understanding... However, this is MY cycle and it's boob bouncing fun time baby!!! Goodbye Joker!!! Hello Harley Quinn!!!

 

 

You keep that one....I shall keep the best one

[Revan Reborn]

You keep that one....I shall keep the best one

Fine with me! Your Harley is so twenty years ago! I'll stick with what's current!

 

[ZipZap2000]

Should've been able to let Javik come good on his threats to throw him out the airlock.

[Hair Serious Business]

Should've been able to let Javik come good on his threats to throw him out the airlock.

[Helios969]

Replace him with a snarky hot female pilot and I'll totally forget Neckbeard McBonecrack. 

Voice acted by Claudia Black while we're at it.

[von uber]

Why does the bikini have "ZOO" on it? What zoo makes string bikinis and fails to properly brand them? And why are my pants getting smaller?

It was a magazine in the UK.

[Midnight Bliss]

They have big shoes to full for the pilot role in MEA.